Containment Random Chris Updates

[Silvally]

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you know for a second i was a bit proud of him. but of course he had to bring it to LGBTQ for no reason other then "Rainbows"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

https://www.etsy.com/listing/555570429/let-it-out-a-comic?ref=listing_published_alert

 

[The Fool]

Chris totally looks forward to never opening it and feeding it to the hoard.

 

[Fapcop]

He's still going on with his ridiculous "SLGBTQ" idea?

Boy, Chris sure is circling around the cut off for being officially mentally retarded sometimes.

How dumb do you have to be, to be unable to realize that "SLGBTQ" basically = society?!?

Chris is basically calling for destroying the user community.

Sure can't wait for some angry SJW-lesbo flip her lid on Chris and call him out for "appropriating" the queer community.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I still can't get over how goes from "oi m8 i'll bash ye ead in i swear on me mum" to "howdy y'all ready for a rip-snortin good rodeo?" at the drop of a hat

I've compared Chris to a parrot before, but I wonder just how much he understands of what he says. A symptom of autism is "echolalia," and Chris has absorbed a lot of media to ape over the 35 years he's been CWCing around.

He's still going on with his ridiculous "SLGBTQ" idea?

Death. Taxes. CWC.

 

[Fapcop]

Well, there is something you don't see every day.

A comic that's even uglier and more pointless than Sonichu!

 

[Caz]

I honestly wonder what Chris thinks of Optimus Prime now, given in the past he used him as a 'symbol of straightness' when under threat to make a video saying he was gay, but now he goes around claiming to be a lesbian.

Lesbians of course are not straight.

Most likely he doesn't even remember Optimus. Now he is all into the MLP stuff.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Most likely he doesn't even remember Optimus. Now he is all into the MLP stuff.

He owns a version of the Masterpiece Optimus Prime from around 2014, the box was seen in the clutter of the rental house. In a more recent video, he has Powermaster Optimus Prime from the current Titans Return line.

EDIT: A new member that joined today voting me autistic because I recalled a photograph? Classy.

 

[TheArtistFormerlyKnown]

Most likely he doesn't even remember Optimus. Now he is all into the MLP stuff.

As strange as it sounds, this oddly makes sense:
He switched from a cartoon show for a bunch of 12-year-old boys as a target audience to a show for 12-year-old girls.
Maybe the binaural beats have done their magic already!

/not really

 

[Quijibo69]

As strange as it sounds, this oddly makes sense:
He switched from a cartoon show for a bunch of 12-year-old boys as a target audience to a show for 12-year-old girls.
Maybe the binaural beats have done their magic already!

/not really

He's always been a Brony even before being a Brony was a thing.

 

[sonichu is dead]

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"Give us props". Even hurricanes are about Chris!

 

[LocalFireDept]

He owns a version of the Masterpiece Optimus Prime from around 2014, the box was seen in the clutter of the rental house. In a more recent video, he has Powermaster Optimus Prime from the current Titans Return line.

EDIT: A new member that joined today voting me autistic because I recalled a photograph? Classy.

Don't worry, I still think you're straight even if you are autistic. That is what makes you such a good role model.

Also aren't the Masterpiece molds very expensive? I'm pretty sure the Titans Return Prime is in a higher price bracket too. Leave it to Chris to fritter away money on toy franchises from his childhood. Hope he does a good job reading their names.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I honestly wonder what Chris thinks of Optimus Prime now, given in the past he used him as a 'symbol of straightness' when under threat to make a video saying he was gay, but now he goes around claiming to be a lesbian.

Lesbians of course are not straight.

Yeah. I guess back then Chris was trying to think of a male role model and settled on Optimus for some reason. Earlier this year, he posted pics of his Optimus toy with a Christine mask plastered on it, so it seems he still thinks highly of the character, to include him as one of things he likes to model after himself.

Most likely he doesn't even remember Optimus. Now he is all into the MLP stuff.

He's still into Transformers, judging by his YouTube likes. And Subliminals, too:

Spoiler

He has a very limited set of interests, so eventually he'll be back to obsessing more over the robots again.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He's still going on with his ridiculous "SLGBTQ" idea?

Boy, Chris sure is circling around the cut off for being officially mentally exceptional sometimes.

How dumb do you have to be, to be unable to realize that "SLGBTQ" basically = society?!?

Chris is basically calling for destroying the user community.

Sure can't wait for some angry SJW-lesbo flip her lid on Chris and call him out for "appropriating" the queer community.

He thinks once a girl accepts the term (gives up on correcting him) that means they become sexually open to straight people so that he can drop the act.

 

[Fapcop]

Has anyone seen this interview of Chris before?

It's by a guy named Braveryjerk, and aside from the novelty of seeing Chris in HD, its actually pretty lulzy and informative.

My favorite part was def. the first two minutes when Chris explains about his medalion.

"Is this the original medallion?"

"Yes. Ugh (sighs) Number three, whereas the first two were. (Slight pause) Destroyed.

"How were they destroyed?"

"Ugh. Someone else destroyed the first one, and the other, the second one was. (Pause) Ugh. Shoved up my (sigh) A-hole.

"YOU SHOVED THE SONICHU MEDALION UP YOUR ASS?!?"

Among other interesting tidbits:

* Chris does the sign of the cross on a regular basis.

* Chris (at least of April 2017) does not know what Black Lives Mattter is.

* Chris believes there are more than two genders, but seems pretty confused and unsure at the exact number.

* Sweetheart search is still on!

There's a lot more than this, check it out if you haven't seen it!

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Has anyone seen this interview of Chris before?

It's by a guy named Braveryjerk, and aside from the novelty of seeing Chris in HD, its actually pretty lulzy and informative.

My favorite part was def. the first two minutes when Chris explains about his medalion.

"Is this the original medallion?"

"Yes. Ugh (sighs) Number three, whereas the first two were. (Slight pause) Destroyed.

"How were they destroyed?"

"Ugh. Someone else destroyed the first one, and the other, the second one was. (Pause) Ugh. Shoved up my (sigh) A-hole.

"YOU SHOVED THE SONICHU MEDALION UP YOUR ASS?!?"

Among other interesting tidbits:

* Chris does the sign of the cross on a regular basis.

* Chris (at least of April 2017) does not know what Black Lives Mattter is.

* Chris believes there are more than two genders, but seems pretty confused and unsure at the exact number.

* Sweetheart search is still on!

There's a lot more than this, check it out if you haven't seen it!

That guy pretended to be a fan of himself and posted it here. He tries too hard to insult Chris. When people talk about how the interviewer in some interviews sounded more pathetic than Chris, they are talking about that interview.

In fact, you are probably him if you like it enough to be promoting it.

 

[Rupin]

Has anyone seen this interview of Chris before?

It's by a guy named Braveryjerk, and aside from the novelty of seeing Chris in HD, its actually pretty lulzy and informative.

My favorite part was def. the first two minutes when Chris explains about his medalion.

"Is this the original medallion?"

"Yes. Ugh (sighs) Number three, whereas the first two were. (Slight pause) Destroyed.

"How were they destroyed?"

"Ugh. Someone else destroyed the first one, and the other, the second one was. (Pause) Ugh. Shoved up my (sigh) A-hole.

"YOU SHOVED THE SONICHU MEDALION UP YOUR ASS?!?"

Among other interesting tidbits:

* Chris does the sign of the cross on a regular basis.

* Chris (at least of April 2017) does not know what Black Lives Mattter is.

* Chris believes there are more than two genders, but seems pretty confused and unsure at the exact number.

* Sweetheart search is still on!

There's a lot more than this, check it out if you haven't seen it!

No it wasn't funny at all. In fact, it was kind of cruel.

 

[The Wrath]

I don't know what it is about Bravery Jerk, but I just don't like him. I hate that he wears sunglasses indoors.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Also aren't the Masterpiece molds very expensive?

It was, IIRC, the 'Year of the Rooster' version of MP Prime, a TRU exclusive for about $125.

I'm pretty sure the Titans Return Prime is in a higher price bracket too.

Actually, no, that was a $40 Leader class toy. I'm actually amazed that Chris somehow never aquired the massive big ticket figures of Devestator or Fortress Maximus ($150 minimum)

Leave it to Chris to fritter away money on toy franchises from his childhood. Hope he does a good job reading their names.

Oh, he's gone well past that. His 'Son-Chu' custom figure amounted to $50 worth of individual figures he combined into some godawful monstrosity based on himself (including his heterochromia!).

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Just be happy Chris has not asked if Hank Hill and Dale Gribble made it out of the storm safely.

Just like Chris' life, this interview will contribute to nothing, and it will be over prematurely.