Containment Random Chris Updates

The American Hedgehog said:
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I'm guessing Chris doesn't know what "dynamic" means.

RoboticRichardSimmons said:
Those herbal supplements can be just as damaging to the liver as Spiro or any other HRT medicine but without any of the real results. He's basically damaging his body with no results whatsoever.
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His diet and inactivity have been damaging his body for years now. Some homeopathic magic pills are just going to be a drop in the ocean at this point.

Assuming that's what he's doing. He might just be listening to a binaural beats video entitled "MAKE YOUR BODY PRODUCE ESTROGEN!"
 
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RealtreeByGod said:
No, they're definitely beagles.

They're just fat.
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Yeah, if a Dachsund was as fat as Chris' dogs, you'd basically have a ball of flesh with four stubby legs waggling plaintively around the equator.

EDIT: I was just about to post, when I realised I'd put "Kim's dogs." And that's why you don't browse the news subforum at the same time as the Chris one. Now I'm working on a fanfic about the time Bob cucked Kim Il-Sung during the Korean war.
 
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Gunslinger said:
Yeah this is news to me too. Is he talking about oestrogel or what? I noticed he had a lot of herbal suppliments/vitamins in his room, I wonder if he's talking about those. None of that stuff counts as HRT.

Edit: I have a hard time believing Chris got prescribed HRT and hasn't bragged about it anywhere. There is no noticeable difference besides him getting fatter.
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I'd like to point out again that this is the same guy who insisted that he had ovaries when his gender was challenged. When Chris has nothing to win with, he will make something up.
 
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Gunslinger said:
Yeah this is news to me too. Is he talking about oestrogel or what? I noticed he had a lot of herbal suppliments/vitamins in his room, I wonder if he's talking about those. None of that stuff counts as HRT.

Edit: I have a hard time believing Chris got prescribed HRT and hasn't bragged about it anywhere. There is no noticeable difference besides him getting fatter.
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Heres a video of him applying black market thai oestrogel... He knows how to get it from the internet.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Yeah, if a Dachsund was as fat as Chris' dogs, you'd basically have a ball of flesh with four stubby legs waggling plaintively around the equator.

EDIT: I was just about to post, when I realised I'd put "Kim's dogs." And that's why you don't browse the news subforum at the same time as the Chris one. Now I'm working on a fanfic about the time Bob cucked Kim Il-Sung during the Korean war.
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Chris would let a dachshund get to Obie-sized proportions if he could, but that would mean sharing his mcbeetus with them and buying more dogfood with tugboat $$$.
 

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Heres a video of him applying black market thai oestrogel... He knows how to get it from the internet.
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"Rub it on there like butter on bread"

Or boo-boo on bedsheets.
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Cowpies said:
So, since he's taking hormones (which will fuck his fertility), is one to assume he's given up on the idea of Crystal?
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I wouldn't be shocked if he thinks he could just artificially inseminate himself.
 
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