Containment Random Chris Updates

[Diet Pepsi Max]

Maybe he's tired because his diet only consists of sugary foods

 

[Rupin]

Please tell me he wore the ears and horn, please tell me he wore the ears and the horn ...

I think he got over that shit after the eclipse. Jessica probably told him it made him look stupid anyway.

 

[LD 3187]

I hope Chris can suck my popsicle as part of his day schedule.

 

[CatParty]

Why is this a thread?

Because Chris eats the frozen sperm in his freezer

 

[Power Armor]

Why is this a thread?

"Where a post about Mighty Wings spawns an 11 page topic about fast food, what Mighty Wings taste like, and Chris' definition of spicy."

 

[Cripple]

Because Chris eats the frozen sperm in his freezer

Ooohhh this isn't a fanta pop is it?

 

[Clintonberg]

*crashes into diabetic coma*

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Bless Christine in her infinite wisdom

 

[BB 876]

Kind of funny how we had less "field agents" at that pride event than we did at bronycon. Oh well.

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Chris is a testament to just how well the human body can thrive despite having shovelfuls of garbage and sugar stuffed into it.

 

[AnOminous]

Kind of funny how we had less "field agents" at that pride event than we did at bronycon. Oh well.

Most of those were from /mlp/ on 4chan.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Bragorboats]

Yeah, that's the same thing Chris.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

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I'll bet Chris' parents taught him about collecting. The hoard must grow.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

 

[The Man With No Name]

Ah, right, Chris has no idea how air travel works because Chris was never on a plane.

 

[Chanchu]

Hmm, maybe we are hating on Chris too much.

That Lego HS he made was... interesting.

 

[Milk Mage]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ah, right, Chris has no idea how air travel works because Chris was never on a plane.

Chris doesn't even vacuum, so I doubt he would know how pressure works inside of a sealed cabin.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris has been on an airplane before.

Its very funny to try and imagine Classic Chris with the Medallion and manboobs searching for his Cabin Seat and acting like a sperg the whole flight through.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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Is this that whole "Chris thinks that cartoon characters are real" thing again?