Containment Random Chris Updates

[CatParty]

If only

 

[Fapcop]

HOW DESPERATE ARE YOU FOR A CONVERSATION, IF SOMEBODY SAYS:

"Look at this ultralight airplane my dad spend 3 years building!"

And you reply with:

"Oh hmm... My dad ma-eh-build model airplanes at home!"

JESUS CHRIST CHRIS!

Is this that whole "Chris thinks that cartoon characters are real" thing again?

I can't even imagine what the PD people say to this.

For a Kiwi Farmer or a Christorian it's exceptional and autistic, sure.

But we know Chris and knows he believe cartoon characters exist in some autistic parallel universe. No biggie, just Chris sperging to the max.

Now imagine you don't know a lot about Chris, and read his tweet about the "tooniverse". It must read like the ramblings of a madman.

The poor bastards at PD are probably furiously googling what effects of second hand exposure to autism this severe can be...

 

[Gunslinger]

More like a fistful of autism.

Also Planet Dolan doesn't believe in the existence of the Tooniverse? How Naive.

 

[Basil]

"a fistful of hell in Hellbent's underground hell" sounds like something straight out of the mouth of Francis E. Dec

 

[UglyOldJafar]

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this tooniverse thing, on what did Chris base that "believe"?
Like, was it "Who framed Roger Rabbit?" or "Space Jam" that put the idea in his head?

 

[Buck Mullet]

this tooniverse thing, on what did Chris base that "believe"?
Like, was it "Who framed Roger Rabbit?" or "Space Jam" that put the idea in his head?

That and the 'tism, reinforced by years of existing inside the 14B Bob and Barb bubble.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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Peoplr say Smug Chris is infuriating, but I find him hilarious. "I give you twennybux a month from my hard-earned tugboat, you should priotize my shitty idea over yours. Because mine's better by virtue of it being bt me, Christine Weston Chandler. Just saying."

 

[Positron]

this tooniverse thing, on what did Chris base that "believe"?

On good fee-fees, and a whole life being marinated in TV and video games.

 

[LocalFireDept]

:autism: moment, but does the presence of Chris's Trademark Capitalization indicate that Jess isn't writing his posts? It could just be he's too lazy to fight the autocorrect on his iPhone and can only manage it at a PC. I was wondering why it's strangely absent sometimes.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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I love everything about this. If I were from PD, I'd be tempted to respond with, "Cool! We wrote a comic where the PD crew visited CWCville, and they thought it was shit! Also, Rosechu cheated on Sonichu with Dolan!"

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So Blake stuck his fist in a bent guy's "underground hell." Good to know. Between his inept attempts to fuck Chris and this, we're building up quite a picture. And to think there are people who think Chris is homophobic!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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I am totally sure they know what Sonichu is

 

[Gunslinger]

this tooniverse thing, on what did Chris base that "believe"?
Like, was it "Who framed Roger Rabbit?" or "Space Jam" that put the idea in his head?

I think the Imaginationland episodes of South Park played a key roll on it too.

 

[idosometimes]

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This is the full Chris on display. It shows his autism, stupidity, selfishness, and arrogance.

While this is not as bad as his attempts to "help" pony show, the stupid Planet Danol thing has 600 rubes tossing money at it on patreon. Chris gets much much less. Their videos get tens of thousands to millions of views. Chris gets a few thousand tops. Even doops has three times as many followers on twitter and rakes in much more money on patreon. None of them need help from a dumb Ben Franklin whose "contributions" would only result in confusion of readers/viewers and a C&D from Pokeman Co and Sega.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

:autism: moment, but does the presence of Chris's Trademark Capitalization indicate that Jess isn't writing his posts? It could just be he's too lazy to fight the autocorrect on his iPhone and can only manage it at a PC. I was wondering why it's strangely absent sometimes.

Those posts were written by @Mariposa Electrique as a joke.

I was wondering why it's strangely absent sometimes.

Chris usually does it for emphasis, and it crops up more if he's stressed while typing.

 

[io02]

this tooniverse thing, on what did Chris base that "believe"?
Like, was it "Who framed Roger Rabbit?" or "Space Jam" that put the idea in his head?

I still honestly think he just really wants to believe it. I think he genuinely believes dreams are real, but I think the Tooniverse thing is just wishful. Source? He got genuinely upset that the Grim Reaper took his dad before 2015. Grim told him he'd whack Bob in 2015 in a dream. Happened much earlier.

As for my belief that he doesn't really believe in the Tooniverse, it's just a big hunch. He's grown desensitized to drawings of Rosechu with dicks.

 

[LocalFireDept]

Those posts were written by @Mariposa Electrique as a joke.


Chris usually does it for emphasis, and it crops up more if he's stressed while typing.

Sorry for :autism: posting

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Sorry for :autism: posting

It's cool, it's a compliment. It would be kind of hard for casual readers to discern.

 

[Porker LeVance]

From Wikipedia:

Eidetic memory (/aɪˈdɛtɪk/; sometimes called photographic memory) is an ability to vividly recall images from memory after only a few instances of exposure, with high precision for a brief time after exposure,[1] without using a mnemonic device.[2]

God, Christian is so stupid sometimes.

I mean, just plain stupid.

Having a photographic memory is as close to an ACTUAL SUPERPOWER as there is. So seriously, Chris needs to shut the fuck up about his memory being superhuman. He can't remember anything except sperg shit. I know Bob was SO fucking impressed in 1989 that you knew all 4 Ninja Turtles' names, he just had to stroke your ego and say some stupid shit like "Well my boy perhaps you have a photographic memory, one time on Maury they had this unfunctional autistic man who could recall a newspaper article he read when he was 4!" Like I get it, Bob was pretty much fucking devastated by how badly his marriage with Barb turned out, and his autistic son was just more personal misery, so they were always hoping that Chris was this SECRET GENIUS and most likely told him he was constantly. This carries over to other insufferable shit Chris says about himself: he LOVES the idea that he was born special, carrying in his genes powerful attributes through no doing of his own. His art is better than anyone else's because he made it. His blood cures homosexuality and Autism alike (hilarious considering he's still autistic and gay). His eyes are different colors even though they're not. Oh yeah and he's fucking ROYALTY too, on top of all that awesome. God damn no wonder Kiwis are so jealous!!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Having a photographic memory is as close to an ACTUAL SUPERPOWER as there is. So seriously, Chris needs to shut the fuck up about his memory being superhuman. He can't remember anything except sperg shit. I know Bob was SO fucking impressed in 1989 that you knew all 4 Ninja Turtles' names, he just had to stroke your ego and say some stupid shit like "Well my boy perhaps you have a photographic memory, one time on Maury they had this unfunctional autistic man who could recall a newspaper article he read when he was 4!" Like I get it, Bob was pretty much fucking devastated by how badly his marriage with Barb turned out, and his autistic son was just more personal misery, so they were always hoping that Chris was this SECRET GENIUS and most likely told him he was constantly. This carries over to other insufferable shit Chris says about himself: he LOVES the idea that he was born special, carrying in his genes powerful attributes through no doing of his own. His art is better than anyone else's because he made it. His blood cures homosexuality and Autism alike (hilarious considering he's still autistic and gay). His eyes are different colors even though they're not. Oh yeah and he's fucking ROYALTY too, on top of all that awesome. God damn no wonder Kiwis are so jealous!!

He can't even remember people's faces from 10 minutes ago...

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

He can't remember anything except sperg shit.

And it's quite obvious that he never ever memorized a drawing course of some kind.