Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

lol that's just him being an emotionally dramatic fuck. Should of used Barb's gun if he was serious.

I agree, if he seriously entertained the idea, he wouldn't be here.
Neither of the trannies in this conversation are pretty because they both look like dudes. I've seen some pretty dudes who would be pretty regardless of gender, these two are not even in that realm.

 

[Marvin]

lolol He'd be the easiest to break in a hunger strike. You could just shake a McD's bag in front of him 20 minutes before he actually got hungry and he'd break.

It'd be funniest if he started off his day by skipping breakfast, and then struggled through lunch. And then he decided to stand strong and forgo dinner. But then when he's back in his cell, then the hunger pangs set in.

And he breaks like at 10 PM and starts screaming to the guards that he wants to live, and that he wants his dinner now. And no one is listening.

So then he has to endure hunger all night long.

Edit: And it'd be one of those trials in his life where after he got through it, he'd just bitch constantly about how terrible an experience it was. Like another "pulling weeds in the hot sun" incident.

 

[KickyerArsene]

Who is this person?

https://twitter.com/JaJamesa92

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This would be an amazing book. Women on Twitter suddenly getting assaulted by a literal 15 page rant about how much of a 'beautiful soul' they are by a total stranger who turns out to be a manchild freak.

Or a comedy. I can't decide.

I'm both mortified and laughing at the literal 15 page annotation to one girl, all mostly about Chris rather than her.

 

[Lipitor]

It'd be funniest if he started off his day by skipping breakfast, and then struggled through lunch. And then he decided to stand strong and forgo dinner. But then when he's back in his cell, then the hunger pangs set in.

And he breaks like at 10 PM and starts screaming to the guards that he wants to live, and that he wants his dinner now. And no one is listening.

So then he has to endure hunger all night long.

Edit: And it'd be one of those trials in his life where after he got through it, he'd just bitch constantly about how terrible an experience it was. Like another "pulling weeds in the hot sun" incident.

it'd be interesting pull an experiment with two different timelines. One where you see how far Chris would get in his hunger strike if you only offered Chris McD's and his fav food. One where you only offered him bland food like raw vegetables, room temperature vegan dishes or vegetable shakes... and see which one he can hold out on longer.

 

[dacwcman69]

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"I just wanna thank tara strong for all her help"
Chris: "NO THANKS ARE NECESSARY ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP OUT DA SETSY LADIES IN NEED"

What a fucking glutton for attention.

 

[Chanchu]

Something good? No. Ok try tomorrow.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Weens up to their usual spam, but Elizabeth doesn't care.

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

I wonder how the forum would react if OPL actually killed himself. Would it spark an internal debate about the ethics of laughing at someone for more than a decade straight or would it chug along like with any other cow that becomes "inactive"? It would probably be closed to the latter, but I think a little bit of the forum's souls would die with him.

I'm not saying that he actually would; I'm just entertaining the thought.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

There's some reason to be concerned that excessive consumption of soy products is linked to increased risks of breast cancer.

So in a very specific sense, Chris is not wrong about soy causing breast growth.

 

[Kumatora]

Not sure if I'm late on this, but I think Chris is likebotting.

 

[purepowerlevel]

I see that life continues to imitate art, @Subconcious Offense
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/mutant-piglet-born-one-eye-11219644

Spoiler: Graphic Chris Cosplayer

 

[Wraith]

Who is this person?

https://twitter.com/JaJamesa92

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I should be used to this by now, but even Chris' Twitter responses are full of fat.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

The only person who is allowed to misgender Chris is Chris.

 

[dacwcman69]

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It's like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde in the flesh.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

It's like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde in the flesh.

Remember "GET EVERYTHING OFF THE INTERNET NOW! NOW! NOW!! NOW!!!" followed by the very calm "curse the trolls peace to everyone else"? That emotional whiplash was just as funny as it was unsettling for me

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde in the flesh.

More like Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Blobfish.

 

[Jack Awful]

The only person who is allowed to misgender Chris is Chris.

The only people who are misgendering Chris are the people saying he's a woman.

 

[dacwcman69]

More like Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Blobfish.

He must be getting mood swings from all those intense soy sauce HRT rounds.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He must be getting mood swings from all those intense soy sauce HRT rounds.

I bet he's dosing with soy sauce like bodybuilders dose with anabolic steroids.