Containment Random Chris Updates

Drossel said:
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Confirmed soyboy
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...what? You mean he's growing large 'natural breasts' by essentially making himself even fatter? Nice.
 
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Lipitor said:
Where does he come up with this shit? And why does he think he can eat his way into becoming a woman?
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It's like some tranny thing.

Some foods like soy naturally increase estrogen*, so they're a go-to option for trannies too poor or crazy to get prescriptions for actual hormones.

Someone's passing him tranny tricks.

Edit: it's like tranny folk science though, so probably not in any useful amounts
 
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BadaBadaBoom said:
Does Chris look at his face and body shape and seriously thinks he looks like a woman? He seems to have an obsession with his moobs and taint without even fixing the glaring problem of being a man faced potato boy.
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Chris has a very warped self image. As a man he thought that he was a very strong, muscular and attractive man. Now that he's a trans woman he thinks that he's some super slim beautiful person with flowing blue-green hair.
 
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BadaBadaBoom said:
Does Chris look at his face and body shape and seriously thinks he looks like a woman? He seems to have an obsession with his moobs and taint without even fixing the glaring problem of being a man faced potato boy.
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He literally believes he has telepathy and can move things with his mind. Reality isn't even a consideration anymore.
 
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Marvin said:
It's like some tranny thing.

Some foods like soy naturally increase estrogen, so they're a go-to option for trannies too poor or crazy to get prescriptions for actual hormones.

Someone's passing him tranny tricks.
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lol Chris and his misguided lifehacks. He should do a series where he just presents his wacky ideas and then manages to fail at executing them properly.
 
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Marvin said:
It's like some tranny thing.

Some foods like soy naturally increase estrogen, so they're a go-to option for trannies too poor or crazy to get prescriptions for actual hormones.

Someone's passing him tranny tricks.
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Soy doesn't do shit for feminization or breast growth. It barely helps with hot flashes in menopause. If anything, soy can actually hinder breast growth by binding to estrogen recptors instead of activating them. Soy sauce is just fermented soy, which means it doesn't even resemble soy any longer. So you're basically taking a useless product and making it even more useless. I love how Chris lied about taking HRT and now he is showing us his HRT, which has twice the chance of giving him a stroke as real HRT. So that's 100 percent x 2, which equals 200 percent. Factor in incidence of family heart disease and Chris is basically a walking corpse.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Soy doesn't do shit for feminization or breast growth. It barely helps with hot flashes in menopause. If anything, soy can actually hinder breast growth by binding to estrogen recptors instead of activating them. Soy sauce is just fermented soy, which means it doesn't even resemble soy any longer. So you're basically taking a useless product and making it even more useless. I love how Chris lied about taking HRT and now he is showing us his HRT, which has twice the chance of giving him a stroke as real HRT. So that's 100 percent x 2, which equals 200 percent. Factor in incidence of family heart disease and Chris is basically a walking corpse.
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Pfft next you'll be suggesting that ingesting powdered rhino horn won't give you a boner (because it's hard). Your science can't compete with the real evidence, namely: Chris is eating a shit-ton of junk food with soy on it and he has more fat on his chest. There is no explanation that fits that theory except that soy sauce makes huge bewbs.
 
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Translation: Leave me alone and let me live in fantasy land where french fries give me real lady bewbs!
If there were a platinum medal in the olympics Chris would get it for Mental Gymnastics.
This is just like that time Bill from King of The Hill went on a trans-fat free diet and gained 50 lbs.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
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Translation: Leave me alone and let me live in fantasy land where french fries give me real lady bewbs!
If there were a platinum medal in the olympics Chris would get it for Mental Gymnastics.
This is just like that time Bill from King of The Hill went on a trans-fat free diet and gained 50 lbs.
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I suppose this could be Jessay's suggestion. Perhaps her endgame could be getting Chris to gain 100 pounds, using her supposed fatty fetish to fuel the fire. Considering the blob he already is, that wouldn't be hard.
 
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