Containment Random Chris Updates

[Rupin]

Jessica will earn my respect as a troll, if she convinces Chris to go see "Mother!"

Shouldn't be too hard... "Jennifer Lawrence is in it!

I'd love to see Chris's reaction to a movie where a baby is killed and eaten, after three decades of consuming nothing but saccharine kids shows. I think Gilligan's Island might be the most subversive show Chris has ever watched.

That movie sucked balls.

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

I don't remember if he read manga but it would be funny see him Reading "A trial of blood" and reacting normally to the overprotective crazy mother.
PDr Chris watching Psicosis.

 

[TaterBot]

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Asshole. He (or lil Miss Jessie) will eat those words.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Just call it Autism, it has and will ALWAYS be autism.

 

[Jetstream Sam]

"A day wasted is a crime"

Really? You should be doing multiple life sentences with how many days you've wasted, Chris.

 

[Jack Awful]

What facebook quiz did he get this image from?

 

[Coconut Gun]

>busy mind

 

[ForgedBlades]

Yeah, Chris has never wasted any days.

 

[Nigonidas]

This profile pic of his just keeps getting more cluttered and silly

 

[RIP_SANITY]

So macing an employee and vandalizing a display because BLARMS counts as a day well spent to Chris, huh.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Unforgettable memories like shoving a medallion up your ass, drinking your own semen, setting your house on fire, and making a wound in your sack that you now call your vagina.

Unforgettable indeed

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I dunno but he's not the only one that thinks that it's deep


You know, Titus once said “Amici, diem perdidi”- 'Friends, I have wasted a day' when he realized he hadn't really helped anyone during that day. He saw that waste as a crime. Of course, unlike Chris, he was the head of the Roman Empire and didn't consider it a fulfilling day to scribble child-like comics.

 

[RJ MacReady]

All I can think about is how the filter on that drawing looks like one of those weird Deep Dream dog-pizza images.

 

[Yaks]

I'm waiting for Chris to go into Facebook Mom Minion Meme territory. He's getting there with this lovely infographic.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Jessica is grooming Chris. A few days ago, she had the same filter over her photograph about "No room for hate" and then we get this.

Spoiler

 

[The American Hedgehog]

What facebook quiz did he get this image from?

Click at your own risk - it asks for access to a lot of Fb info - link

 

[Rupin]

I was hoping by the title that he photoshopped himself with Jessica.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

'A day wasted is a crime to her'


What a jokester Pristine Christine is!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

As if Chris needed any more shit in that avatar doodled by DoooooPAY!
Next, I want some dicks in the foreground to symbolize how man he'll be forced to tickle, so he can buy Legos after Barb dies.