Containment Random Chris Updates

[Bubbleman]

That's one thing I wish Chris would catch onto. Full grown adult women do not stay at home all day playing with little plastic ponies. He's brought it up into conversations, referencing episodes like everyone knows exactly what he's talking about. Most VA's do not follow their own work religiously. It's a paycheck, not a way of life.

It's almost as if he views each VA as the literal human embodiment of the essence of each character. Like each VA has some kind of psychic connection to that specific character in the cartoon realm. Of course only he has ultimate connection to all of it though. Also I think his assuming that everyone knows what he's referencing in MLP (or whatever other random shit he's currently on about) directly corresponds to his lack of theory of mind. If it's in his head, how could it not be in others' heads?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

We've seen photos of him interacting with people, but I highly doubt he has any friends IRL he interacts with on a regular basis outside of special events like cons. The simple fact is if he did have friends he interacted with regularly he probably wouldn't be so awkward and socially odd. If he had friends that he interacted with on a regular basis he'd probably be bathing and changing his clothes more because no one is going to want to be around someone who never bathes and wears the same clothes for days on end. My point is, that if he had any friends to interact with regularly he wouldn't be as bad as he is.

I also find it hard to believe that there are that many people that could stand to be around Chris for extended periods of time given his behavior.

I don't think he has much in terms of what we'd call close friends, the kind of people you spend a lot of time with one-on-one, you could share your secrets with, that kind of thing. He seems like the sort of guy you'd invite along to group things where he'd stay in the background and maybe throw the occasional spergy comment in. I can't imagine he's a great conversationalist one-on-one unless you're only interested in ponies or Pokeymans.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Keep in mind that there are probably programs out there that find jobs for the disabled, but those too require effort in terms of finding said programs, and sticking to their supplied plans to find a job (Do the interviews they tell you to do, take courses..etc.).

Well, there is vocational rehab, but knowing Chris he would not make voluntary use of it and would still make an ass/idiot of himself.

One of his IRL friends tried to help him apply for work through that kind of program, after seeing him repeatedly beg for money on Facebook during the Financhu Crisis. The first time, he didn't follow through, and the second, he responded with a rant about why he doesn't want to work. She gave up trying to help him after that.

 

[Marvin]

Spoiler: chris is fat and boring

We've seen photos of him interacting with people

This is exactly what I'm talking about. If we were talking about any other person, everyone would agree that it's futile to attempt to analyze the nature of someone's social life based on a dozen still photographs taken over the past three. That's not enough data to comment on someone's daily appearance reliably, let alone how the person actually acts and deals with people.

Because of the influence of the cwcki, people suddenly feel super confident about deriving conclusions from so little data.

The cwcki feels authoritative to people because it's got so much data. But if you look over the cwcki (someone should do some stats on this sometime), a huge quantity of the text of the cwcki is just transcribed videos and phone calls with trolls. And another huge quantity consists of leaked emails with trolls.

When you take that stuff away, we really don't have as deep a documentation of Chris' life as you'd think.

And especially not his daily life, in the post-Bob era.

The simple fact is if he did have friends he interacted with regularly he probably wouldn't be so awkward and socially odd.

Chris interacted with people regularly for long periods of time in his life. High school, the game place with Megan later, PVCC, and he was still weird as fuck. The only thing that's happened now is that he's wearing a skirt instead of a medallion. (Well, and recently, he's back to wearing both.)

Chris looks weirder nowadays, certainly. And he might be weirder personality wise as well, but there's a good chance that's because of a change of venue. Before, he had to fit into straight society. He had to go to school and church. Remember how he recently blubbered about being told he can't wear his horn at church?

His gay/nerd friends don't care if he wears horns everywhere. No one's policing his behavior because no one cares. Not because there's no one around to do the policing.

If he had friends that he interacted with on a regular basis he'd probably be bathing and changing his clothes more because no one is going to want to be around someone who never bathes and wears the same clothes for days on end.

... y'know Chris does bathe, right?

And what makes you think Chris wears the same clothes for days on end? Just how he appears wearing the same shirt in a few videos? Videos that are taken days or weeks apart from each other?

Like, it seems to me that the progression for Chris info is: *joke about Chris being fat+gross+smelly+asocial* becomes *rumor about him specifically doing something fat+gross+smelly+asocial* becomes *confirmed content about Chris totally doing something fat+gross+smelly+asocial*

My point is, that if he had any friends to interact with regularly he wouldn't be as bad as he is.

Highly optimistic. I think you're underestimating the persistence of autism.

I also find it hard to believe that there are that many people that could stand to be around Chris for extended periods of time given his behavior.

Chris is not a three ring circus full of wacky hijinks 24/7. IRL, he's extremely boring most of the time. His behavior is pretty unexciting compared to what you seem to be expecting.

 

[MMX]

One of his IRL friends tried to help him apply for work through that kind of program, after seeing him repeatedly beg for money on Facebook during the Financhu Crisis. The first time, he didn't follow through, and the second, he responded with a rant about why he doesn't want to work. She gave up trying to help him after that.

Can't get a job because Barb needs full time care - fuck's off for three day pony fest

 

[Marvin]

Can't get a job because Barb needs full time care - fuck's off for three day pony fest

Eh, she's got a bunch of bananas and water in her dish. She'll be fine.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

... y'know Chris does bathe, right?

And what makes you think Chris wears the same clothes for days on end? Just how he appears wearing the same shirt in a few videos? Videos that are taken days or weeks apart from each other?

Now that's being optimistic, in every photo we've seen of Chris in public, he looks like a gross, sweaty, fat swamp monster, who eats babies. He may not stink, but his aesthetic is pungent.

hris looks weirder nowadays, certainly. And he might be weirder personality wise as well, but there's a good chance that's because of a change of venue. Before, he had to fit into straight society. He had to go to school and church. Remember how he recently blubbered about being told he can't wear his horn at church?

His gay/nerd friends don't care if he wears horns everywhere. No one's policing his behavior because no one cares. Not because there's no one around to do the policing.

We all know that Chris sticks out even among gay people and their most ridiculous drag queens.
It's not that people don't care, it's that they've been told not to care. I'm sure that Chris raises a lot of red flags to people, especially at Pride around children, but due to the magic of progressivism:
White Gay Pervert=Good, White Straight Man = Bad

 

[Probably Not]

This is exactly what I'm talking about. If we were talking about any other person, everyone would agree that it's futile to attempt to analyze the nature of someone's social life based on a dozen still photographs taken over the past three. That's not enough data to comment on someone's daily appearance reliably, let alone how the person actually acts and deals with people.

Because of the influence of the cwcki, people suddenly feel super confident about deriving conclusions from so little data.

The cwcki feels authoritative to people because it's got so much data. But if you look over the cwcki (someone should do some stats on this sometime), a huge quantity of the text of the cwcki is just transcribed videos and phone calls with trolls. And another huge quantity consists of leaked emails with trolls.

When you take that stuff away, we really don't have as deep a documentation of Chris' life as you'd think.

And especially not his daily life, in the post-Bob era.

Except we know he spergs about ponies, pokemon, sonichu, has no word filter, and feels the need to bring up completely unrelated topics just from what interaction we do have. Yeah I suppose he can go out and do things on his own, but he's a social idiot who doesn't know how to interact with people beyond Walmart and Mcdonald cashiers.

Chris interacted with people regularly for long periods of time in his life. High school, the game place with Megan later, PVCC, and he was still weird as fuck. The only thing that's happened now is that he's wearing a skirt instead of a medallion. (Well, and recently, he's back to wearing both.)

Chris looks weirder nowadays, certainly. And he might be weirder personality wise as well, but there's a good chance that's because of a change of venue. Before, he had to fit into straight society. He had to go to school and church. Remember how he recently blubbered about being told he can't wear his horn at church?

His gay/nerd friends don't care if he wears horns everywhere. No one's policing his behavior because no one cares. Not because there's no one around to do the policing.

Chris has gotten weirder over time and interacting with the gay community has arguably made it worse since they don't really care about his crossdressing or his transexualism. There is nothing to actually normalize, regulate, and schedule his behavior so he just continues what he's doing and never improves.

Again, I have to think it must be very difficult to actually talk to him given that we know how he behaves when conversing with people in ordinary conversation and that he can be prone to arguing if he doesn't get his way.

... y'know Chris does bathe, right?

And what makes you think Chris wears the same clothes for days on end? Just how he appears wearing the same shirt in a few videos? Videos that are taken days or weeks apart from each other?

According to people who have actually interacted with him and visual evidence in his videos and implication in the comic of his hygiene Chris apparently doesn't bathe regularly or only does so rarely while masking his terrible body odor with body spray. Also his bathroom is filthy because he doesn't clean it.

On top of this he has problems with bowel control, remember.

Highly optimistic. I think you're underestimating the persistence of autism.

He was better when he was in school and had a scheduled, regulated environment with a few people to regularly interact with. He doesn't have this anymore and his life and eccentricities have gotten worse ever since he left school. Getting a regular job would do a lot of good for him, but he needs to change and want to do it before that happens is the problem.

Chris is not a three ring circus full of wacky hijinks 24/7. IRL, he's extremely boring most of the time. His behavior is pretty unexciting compared to what you seem to be expecting.

I fully understand he's boring most of the time, but my point is his eccentricities and character flaws aren't going to net him many friends and most people aren't going to want to interact with him for extended periods of time.

 

[MMX]

He may not stink, but his aesthetic is pungent.

A rotting watermelon is a rotting melon even when doused in a litre of Britney Spears perfume

Offtopic slightly but in the UK we have a show called "undateables". It's pretty much a documentary in which people with disabilities (learning or otherwise) are matched up with dates, sometimes normies but often exceptional.
The one common factor I've noticed between every "undateable" was a tendency to assume getting ready for a date means choking your potential match with a full can of deodorant or bottle of perfume.

 

[Marvin]

Now that's being optimistic, in every photo we've seen of Chris in public, he looks like a gross, sweaty, fat swamp monster, who eats babies. He may not stink, but his aesthetic is pungent.

Oh yeah, no question, Chris is indeed gross.

I'm just talking about how some people literally believe he never (or extremely rarely, say every two weeks or longer) bathes. It's joke becomes rumor becomes confirmed.

I just find discussing real Chris to be far more fascinating than cwcki Chris. If all we discuss is cwcki Chris, then conversations turn into "Chris is going to see this movie with his friend Rebecca tuesd..." "lol, Chris doesn't have friends, he probably made her up, LOL"

Which is boring conversation, because I'm actually interested in talking about who this Rebecca girl is and how Chris acts around her. Why does she spend time with him? How's he act around her? Is she fucking dumb? I've got so many questions.

Yes, Chris has friends, and that's fascinating to me.

We all know that Chris sticks out even among gay people and their most ridiculous drag queens.
It's not that people don't care, it's that they've been told not to care. I'm sure that Chris raises a lot of red flags to people, especially at Pride around children, but due to the magic of progressivism:
White Gay Pervert=Good, White Straight Man = Bad

Kinda. I'm sure Chris sticks out, but gay groups are going to have the occasional "interesting character" on par with Chris anyway. Well, and probably worse than Chris, because they can occasionally be into really hardcore fetishes.

Chris is like the random leather daddy show shows up in the otherwise vanilla gay bar.

Edit: He's probably like Jennfer too.

Except we know he spergs about ponies, pokemon, sonichu, has no word filter, and feels the need to bring up completely unrelated topics just from what interaction we do have. Yeah I suppose he can go out and do things on his own, but he's a social idiot who doesn't know how to interact with people beyond Walmart and Mcdonald cashiers.

We don't have many interactions that aren't in artificial troll environments. I've observed him in his natural environment and it's nothing to write home about.

Again, I have to think it must be very difficult to actually talk to him given that we know how he behaves when conversing with people in ordinary conversation and that he can be prone to arguing if he doesn't get his.

Not really.

It's not at all very difficult. It's like talking to an old person. You don't really have anything in common, so the conversation doesn't really go anywhere. But they're friendly and polite, it's not like they're chimping out or anything.

According to people who have actually interacted with him and evidence in his videos and implication in the comic of his hygiene Chris apparently doesn't bathe regularly or only does so rarely while masking his body odor with body spray.

You're not going to smell him unless you're trying to.

Edit: Well, and don't touch him either. You probably shouldn't be trying to touch cwc (or anyone) in the first place, but yeah.

I fully understand he's boring most of the time, but my point is his eccentricities and character flaws aren't going to net him many friends and most people aren't going to want to interact with him for extended periods of time.

His eccentricities and character flaws crop up 10x or 100x in the artificial environments trolls have put him in.

By "boring", I mean you don't get anything hilarious or interesting from talking to him. He's not offensive, he's not annoying. He's just boring.

 

[Done]

Except we know he spergs about ponies, pokemon, sonichu, has no word filter, and feels the need to bring up completely unrelated topics just from what interaction we do have. Yeah I suppose he can go out and do things on his own, but he's a social idiot who doesn't know how to interact with people beyond Walmart and Mcdonald cashiers.

Yeah but a lot of people sperg together about whatever they recently watched, nerd culture has more or less been normalized since Chris's initial discovery, although it alone doesn't make a proper friendship.

He would be completely insufferable once you both run out of mutually interesting stuff to sperg about. But during, he is just like any other sperg, just a bit a lot weirder.

According to people who have actually interacted with him and visual evidence in his videos and implication in the comic of his hygiene Chris apparently doesn't bathe regularly or only does so rarely while masking his terrible body odor with body spray. Also his bathroom is filthy because he doesn't clean it.

On top of this he has problems with bowel control, remember.

Yeah, but Catherine's account of Chris was like what, 3 years ago? This is ample time to start taking up showers at least once a week, even half-assed ones. The persistent hygiene problem IMO is his hair. If he goes to a stylist, he will probably be told to shave it off completely and start over, but he is too cheap/obstinate to do so.

Of course he solved the bowel problem & asserted his womanhood with menstrual pads.

He was better when he was in school and had a scheduled, regulated environment with a few people to regularly interact with. He doesn't have this anymore and his life and eccentricities have gotten worse ever since he left school. Getting a regular job would do a lot of good for him, but he needs to change and want to do it before that happens is the problem.
I fully understand he's boring most of the time, but my point is his eccentricities and character flaws aren't going to net him many friends and most people aren't going to want to interact with him for extended periods of time.

This could be a part of why he doesn't want to try for a job, he doesn't have the willpower to change his whole life, remember this is a man who made everyday shit like mowing his lawn and pulling weeds sound like arduous, impossible tasks.

And of course he doesn't know that you can change your life piece by piece. This seems to be common among autists, the constant obsession with a grand solution (In Chris's case, it's the Love Quest).

 

[Marvin]

Of course he solved the bowel problem & asserted his womanhood with menstrual pads.

This shit is hilarious to me, because years ago, they went to a doctor about him shitting himself, and the doctor said: change your diet or wear diapers or something.

Chris whined "but dose are for babiessss!"

Now he's using menstrual pads essentially as diapers, but because they're technically not diapers, he's totally gung ho about it.

This could be a part of why he doesn't want to try for a job, he doesn't have the willpower to change his whole life, remember this is a man who made everyday shit like mowing his lawn and pulling weeds sound like arduous, impossible tasks.

Y'know, if Jessica got Chris to get a job, that'd be a hilarious use of her control over him. And she could totally do it too. She's got enough power over Chris to do it. All that's missing is the ambition on her part.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I have no idea what your barometer for gay culture is, but Chris sticks out far more than a leather daddy at a vanilla gay bar.
The only reason he’s tolerated is because he’s very obviously exceptional. No one is going to tell the mentally retarded to fuck off, especially in a LGBT group.
Even the pony fest pictures showed him as something of outlier, but that’s the only place he really blended into the crowd.

 

[Done]

This shit is hilarious to me, because years ago, they went to a doctor about him shitting himself, and the doctor said: change your diet or wear diapers or something.

Chris whined "but dose are for babiessss!"

Now he's using menstrual pads essentially as diapers, but because they're technically not diapers, he's totally gung ho about it.

I'd wager that was part of his rationale behind the gender change. That and his self-hate.

Y'know, if Jessica got Chris to get a job, that'd be a hilarious use of her control over him. And she could totally do it too. She's got enough power over Chris to do it. All that's missing is the ambition on her part.

That would be hilarious indeed. But she prefers to use her power to make him incorporate fetishes that even he may not understand.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That would be hilarious indeed. But she prefers to use her power to make him incorporate fetishes that even he may not understand.

Hope she does not get him sent to prison for something disturbing.

 

[Bubbleman]

That would be hilarious indeed. But she prefers to use her power to make him incorporate fetishes that even he may not understand.

The most likely thing so far to me concerning potential fetishes Jessica may be manipulating Chris into is the idea that she may be a feeder. Her support of his breast enlargement quest, sodium intake, and the sudden appearance of Rosechu pigging out, in combination with Jessica's bizarre likes on her FB age, make this seem plausible. I wonder if Chris would go along with it, and start preaching that fat positive stuff, or if he'd just gain weight while denying he's fat, and pretending his breasts are the only thing that got bigger.

 

[Marvin]

I have no idea what your barometer for gay culture is, but Chris sticks out far more than a leather daddy at a vanilla gay bar.
The only reason he’s tolerated is because he’s very obviously exceptional. No one is going to tell the mentally exceptional to fuck off, especially in a LGBT group.

I'm talking about in Charlottesville, not in a big city. Impulse is in a strip mall in a small city.

Even the pony fest pictures showed him as something of outlier, but that’s the only place he really blended into the crowd.

Lol no, I know Bronycon. Those faggots shit up the inner harbor of Baltimore every year (and adjacent neighborhoods). Chris is the least of the locals' problems when Bronycon is going down.

Edit: Like there's people in fursuits, bondage gear and rave gear.

 

[Molo]

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Why did I have to see that?
What did I ever do?

 

[Gunslinger]

Hey @Marvin if Jessica turns out to be a troll, which I think is the most likely scenario, and doesn't show up tomorrow for the MLP movie date, how long do you think she can keep postponing meeting in person? If whoever is behind it is video chatting or talking on the phone with Chris, I think they might be able to push the meeting a little further, but I can't see him waiting much longer for confirmation.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I thought the date was for October 6th. Did they really change it?

Funny then, because I have been noticing @Marvin has been more accepting Jessica as real the past few days.