Containment Random Chris Updates

[Trilby]

He recently learned to boil spaghetti.

Well I'm glad to know he CAN do that.

 

[sonichu is dead]

Sweet jesus she does not look 18
Jessica needs to redraw and raise her eyebrows over this

Jessica is fine with Chris creeping on that little girl looking chick, saying it's innocent enough.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Nien Nunb]

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Rate me all you want, but I can't wait 2-4 weeks for Elizabeth to make an account here, and the inevitable "WHY DO DA LADIES NOT UNDERSTAND I'M NOT BEING CREEPY, I'M BEING NEUTRAL TO DEM" rant to come out.

 

[Gunslinger]

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Um...yeah ya do.

 

[jc17]

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Um...yeah ya do.

I guess he already forgot about Quinn breaking up with him the first time.

 

[m0rnutz]

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The tweets he read:

https://twitter.com/funder/status/914497438995673088

If Chris would do some research into this, it wasn't Trump's fault. The chick who was supposed to be giving out aid stood in front of crates full of food and water and literally said "they aren't sending us anything". It's not on Trump's back this time.

Of course I'm figuratively talking to a brick wall, so just have this liked tweet from hotdiggidydemon. Sure would hate Jessica to see the porn he follows.

 

[TaterBot]

Happy Birthday, Barb.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If Chris would do some research into this, it wasn't Trump's fault. The chick who was supposed to be giving out aid stood in front of crates full of food and water and literally said "they aren't sending us anything". It's not on Trump's back this time.

Of course I'm figuratively talking to a brick wall, so just have this liked tweet from hotdiggidydemon. Sure would hate Jessica to see the porn he follows.
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Most of the crap Trump is accused of is never Trump's fault, people like Tara and Chris just have pathologically low self-esteem and need a pin cushion to project onto.

 

[dacwcman69]

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"It happened to me and it happens popularly!!" says Chris after his 4,482,394,293rd time trying to woo women by being "friends".

 

[Silver Octopus]

Aww, she sounds just like Doopie did when chris first started contacting her... How sweet, poor girl will never see it coming.

 

[Porker LeVance]

I'd get better content than this if I was Jessica.

Spoilers!!! Come on, warn us next time!

 

[m0rnutz]

I just realized Morty is grabbing Jessica's tits. The girl in Rick and Morty is called Jessica.

Goddamn it, Chris is becoming euphoric.

 

[Slick Bridges]

I just realized Morty is grabbing Jessica's tits. The girl in Rick and Morty is called Jessica.

Goddamn it, Chris is becoming euphoric.

I know the show itself wasn't too far off this picture in the pilot episode, but with both of them being years away from 18 it's a little disquieting.

 

[Keewee]

Doopie should tell Chris she wants to be with him, but only if he breaks up with Jessica. I bet he would do it in a nanosecond.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

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So, Tara Strong says that dead Puerto Ricans = :angryemoji:. That's quite similar to World War II being about insults and yuck.

It's nice that Chris follows someone that communicates on his level.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

So, Tara Strong says that dead Puerto Ricans = :angryemoji:. That's quite similar to World War II being about insults and yuck.

It's nice that Chris follows someone that communicates on his level.

I wish artists stop making politically loaded statements, 99% pf the time they come out as retards.

 

[Chanchu]

I have an idea for Chris: Screw politics and learn how to ground hamburger meat.

 

[chadmuska]

https://twitter.com/HorseNewsMLP/status/914670754553225217
https://tweetsave.com/horsenewsmlp/status/914670754553225217

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I have an idea for Chris: Screw politics and learn get trained on how to ground hamburger meat.

Unless you give him a very simple 1, 2, 3 and make him repeat it over and over, he will not do it.