Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Un-Clit]

"#RememberPulse""I would take the full size one" Then buy it you lazy fuck, they only cost maybe $10 at a flea market.

Commodore is literally a Windows ancestor. If you can Windows, you can Commodore, so just make your games there.

GEOS on the Commodore 64 is still a more functional and less crash-prone OS then Windows 10, and it runs in under 20Kb of code on a machine with 64kb of RAM and a 1MHz 8-bit CPU made in the late 1970s.

It would probably be just enough computer for Chris Chan to handle, actually.

 

[m0rnutz]

GEOS on the Commodore 64 is still a more functional and less crash-prone OS then Windows 10, and it runs in under 20Kb of code on a machine with 64kb of RAM and a 1MHz 8-bit CPU made in the late 1970s.

It would probably be just enough computer for Chris Chan to handle, actually.

Yes, but can you follow Doopie and heartsweets on it through Twitter?

 

[Nien Nunb]

The Doopie thing could have been over with ages ago, but Chris still thinks he's in the right.

Wonder how long it'll take a ween to make a honeypot account for him to thirst at, then turn around and give screencaps to Jessica.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Yes, but can you follow Doopie and heartsweets on it through Twitter?

As long as you don't mind doing it with a dial-up account and running text-only at 2400 baud.
(Any faster then that the VIC-II chip has to blank the screen to be able to have enough processing power and RAM available to handle the packets.)

 

[Silver Octopus]

Dang trolls, I didn't request Doopie make some porn for me. I mearly suggested she make the exact porn I wanted and then gave her $50 to do it. Totally Different!!

 

[Orkeosaurus]

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Chris is just begging for a no show on the 6th

 

[Gunslinger]

Chris is just begging for a no show on the 6th

I know. It's disturbing how obsessed he is over this. I think a lot of it is a need to be right and prove the trolls wrong, which isn't possible because Chris himself is in the wrong. Any chance he gets to defend his actions and talk about her he seems to take, despite promising to not talk about her any more. "Jessica" has broken it off once already because his autistic ass can't stop fixating on Doopie, I guess he wants to make it twice. It would be amusing if this relationship was real and Chris ruined his one chance at a sweetheart so he could make a point to some trolls.

 

[AnOminous]

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I did nawt ask her for pawrn it's not true I did not it's bullshit! I did not! O hai Elizabeth!

 

[Positron]

Somehow his phrasing his porn request as "a suggestion" makes it even worse: it sounds as if he doesn't even want to pay Doopie for drawing his lesbo pony porn.

 

[Eggplant]

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Still wondering what he was trying to do with the /# shit there. Were those like numbers for shit he needed to say?

Why am I asking this? CWC's grammar is FUBAR'd.

 

[jc17]

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... Didn't Doopie leak an email of Chris requesting, in specific detail, a picture of the dj pony and another one eating each other out or something?

 

[Silver Octopus]

Just a quick reminder of this other media topic chris thought she might have liked to check out:

 

[nvrwastetree]

"#RememberPulse"
.....I thought the general consensus is country music goes hand in hand with Pmurt? What does a gay nightclub have to do with this

Knowing the hard time Chris had comprehending the concept of Australia, he probably doesn't know where Las Vegas, or better yet, Nevada is. He probably thinks Las Vegas is a nightclub a block away from the Pulse nightclub in Orlando.

 

[bbpoison]

I hope he has a good date on Friday and will find true love.

 

[dacwcman69]

Just a quick reminder of this other media topic chris thought she might have liked to check out:

To this day nobody really knows what he meant by dubba/cello music and i think thats the biggest issue with the whole thing

 

[AnOminous]

To this day nobody really knows what he meant by dubba/cello music and i think thats the biggest issue with the whole thing

He meant dubstep plus cello. He was just too autistic to get it across.

 

[Trilby]

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I'm surprise Chris even remembers this at all (let alone care to fiddle with it). Reminded of an older plug 'n play joystick version of the C64 that was hackable out there.

What an insensitive piece of shit!

Thank you!

Looking back, Chris should probably get a Mangavox Odyssey. Who else can relate to a musty-smelling, oversized piece of history who can't draw anything human-shaped and projects like a motherfucker?

I'm sure this game is up his alley!

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Someone even posted the clip (on another thread) from the pony cartoon where they invented exactly that.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Knowing the hard time Chris had comprehending the concept of Australia, he probably doesn't know where Las Vegas, or better yet, Nevada is. He probably thinks Las Vegas is a nightclub a block away from the Pulse nightclub in Orlando.

I'm pretty sure Chris thinks Las Vegas is Casino Zone from Sonic.

 

[Keine]

Didn't see it mentioned, but Chris brought out one of his socks again to defend him against weens recently.