I'll try my best, and if I fail, I fail.
To be more specific: you'll need to actually step up your game as an interviewer to make this good.
Interviewing Chris is harder than you'd think. Like, Chris left your last interview feeling good about you. He thought you were a good guy who didn't ask any difficult questions.
That's where you fucked up.
Don't be a pussy. Chris won't hang up if you ask him some uncomfortable questions.
Please let me know if you have any interesting question for Chris.
Christine: so your fanbase loves Sonichu and some of them are really interested in seeing it go commercial on a large scale. It's obviously going to need to be cleaned up by a lawyer before that happens. In your mind, what would a Sonichu series look like after all references to pokemon and Sonic are removed?
Here's an example of a decent question.
Now, Chris will immediately start waffling. Don't puss out though. Don't let him make dumb excuses, like how he won't have to actually remove the infringements. (He'll say he has his "Official Copyright from the Virginia Library of Congress", but that's not any confirmation of anything.) Tell him you've talked to some lawyers, or bring up how he's gotten nabbed for copyright infringement before on other services.
Don't let him make bad excuses. (I mean, ultimately, if he refuses to answer, move on, of course. But if you're going to bail on a question, make Chris earn it.)
If you want to call this an interview, instead of CWC asspat session #2, make an effort to actually interview him. Don't just act as fatty's press secretary.
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