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TBH, I still hope that one day he will look back at his life and decide that he might want to join the normie club, but yeah, too much :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:.
I think he is starting to become less and less comfortable with his position. He doesn't like being told to get a job, something that's been seized upon by the Agents of W.E.E.N., and that dig calling him an "old man" really seems to have got to him. Unfortunately, his response is just to dig deeper into the realms of denial.
 
I think he is starting to become less and less comfortable with his position. He doesn't like being told to get a job, something that's been seized upon by the Agents of W.E.E.N., and that dig calling him an "old man" really seems to have got to him. Unfortunately, his response is just to dig deeper into the realms of denial.
I believe we will see a break from this formula once Barb dies. he will either sink completely into his fantasy world, cushioned walls and all or attempt a normal, adult life.

I'm more inclined to the first option.
 
Actually that's a big reason why Chris is so fascinating. Within all of us, there's that childish self that just wants to sit around and play video games, escaping from the scary responsibilities and hard work that comprise adult life.

Chris will probably never get a job that can support him, and he has a thousand excuses to not even attempt to look. But if this epic saga has a good ending, it'll be Chris in 10 years or so, humbly accepting his faults, looking back at his internet infamy not with horror but with nostalgia.

Probably won't ever happen.
Pretty much. He's a vision of what would have happened to the average millennial male if they refused to grow up or learn how to interact with society. If he had any potential in life he's let it whither and atrophy over the past two decades.
 
Yeah, until he needs an excuse for not having a job/not working on his comic/creeping on a teenager on Twitter/the realisation that he is mortal and must some day die.
I don't believe Chris has forgiven anyone for anything, he probably still holds a grudge against that babysitter for giving him autism.
 
I don't believe Chris has forgiven anyone for anything, he probably still holds a grudge against that babysitter for giving him autism.
Maybe she's the final villain of his comics?

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Mrs. Roach sounds like she could have been a hardcore villain.
 
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Whatever the babysitter did to Chris its potatoes compared to these teenage girls who put a baby into the refrigerator and posted the shit on Snapchat.

I actually wish we had Snapchat in the early 90s now, maybe then we'd have vids of the babysitting incident and the Nathaniel Greene incident.
 
Nah, he would've whipped it out even sooner.

Plus that account existed before Kert Varnsen. If it was his, then he would've probably used that to make the likes on Doopie's account.

And BTW, he really is hung up on the Doopie's thing, isn't he? It has turned into a big sore spot for him.

That account follows the same stuff Chris does: Pony shit, Doopie/Planet Dolan people, Hillary Clinton, someone twitter roleplaying as Meg Griffin, his other sock accounts including NightStar and FANTAFAN1982

It's him.
 
That account follows the same stuff Chris does: Pony shit, Doopie/Planet Dolan people, Hillary Clinton, someone twitter roleplaying as Meg Griffin, his other sock accounts including NightStar and FANTAFAN1982

It's him.

FANTAFAN1982 is definitely a ween, no way on earth would Chris advertise anything fapcup-related.

From what we've seen, Chris doesn't just make socks willy-nilly, he makes them at-will when a reason comes to his mind. Plus, he is getting better at it too, we wouldn't have discovered the Kert Varnsen acct. if the @The American Hedgehog didn't decide to investigate the 'like marks' on Chris's screenshot of Doopie's tweets.
 
That account follows the same stuff Chris does: Pony shit, Doopie/Planet Dolan people, Hillary Clinton, someone twitter roleplaying as Meg Griffin, his other sock accounts including NightStar and FANTAFAN1982

It's him.
@Keine you should know better than most people on here about w.eens pretending to be Chris.
 
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I'll try my best, and if I fail, I fail.
To be more specific: you'll need to actually step up your game as an interviewer to make this good.

Interviewing Chris is harder than you'd think. Like, Chris left your last interview feeling good about you. He thought you were a good guy who didn't ask any difficult questions.

That's where you fucked up.

Don't be a pussy. Chris won't hang up if you ask him some uncomfortable questions.

Please let me know if you have any interesting question for Chris.
Christine: so your fanbase loves Sonichu and some of them are really interested in seeing it go commercial on a large scale. It's obviously going to need to be cleaned up by a lawyer before that happens. In your mind, what would a Sonichu series look like after all references to pokemon and Sonic are removed?
Here's an example of a decent question.

Now, Chris will immediately start waffling. Don't puss out though. Don't let him make dumb excuses, like how he won't have to actually remove the infringements. (He'll say he has his "Official Copyright from the Virginia Library of Congress", but that's not any confirmation of anything.) Tell him you've talked to some lawyers, or bring up how he's gotten nabbed for copyright infringement before on other services.

Don't let him make bad excuses. (I mean, ultimately, if he refuses to answer, move on, of course. But if you're going to bail on a question, make Chris earn it.)

If you want to call this an interview, instead of CWC asspat session #2, make an effort to actually interview him. Don't just act as fatty's press secretary.
 
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Finished the interview. Tried being tougher and more realistic against Chris, and went more in depth about his real life encounters with the man in the pickle suit, and tried to get as much info about the Magic Potion Man as possible.

Chris made some jokes, and told some stories, and we tried to keep him from wandering too much off topic, and talking too much about future Sonichu issues. I think it went way better than the last attempt. We'll release it for the Kiwifarm archives latest Friday, and for YouTube Monday.

As I promised @CatParty the video will have no ads.

My co-host and I tried our very best to make it entertaining and smooth. If you guys don't like it, then I'll be sad, but I can't do much more than this. Sorry for the wait.
 
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