Containment Random Chris Updates

Silver Octopus said:
I can't get over how funny chris is trying to sound smart.

seriously try to say this out loud with a straight face.
what is he even trying to say??
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Don't know. The English language has never gotten along with Chris. Dude can't even type a coherent sentence without making it seem like he had a stroke. Maybe Chris should try writting in Thai.
 
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A Name But Backwards said:
Obviously. Chris frequently has typos with dates.
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It stands to reason he'd have trouble with dates, he's never had one that wasn't orchestrated by trolls.

ZehnBoat said:
MY FANDOM IS HORRIBLE AND RUINED MY CHANCE AT GETTING CHINA
gee i hope my fandom was passing out copies of my sonichu around
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I would have, but since that curse I've been stuck in this bear trap.

Quijibo69 said:
What about in the future....
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If Chris was thinking about the future, he wouldn't be so fat.
 
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Darksydepickle said:
Ok Chris.
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"So I was right, she IS real and HATES ME!"

That's a more scary prospect than her being a troll. There's someone out there so fucked up in the head she's willing to dump a mentally challenged guy for petty reasons out of his control.

... Helluva bullet you dodged there, Chris.
 
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Pepito said:
"So I was right, she IS real and HATES ME!"

That's a more scary prospect than her being a troll. There's someone out there so fucked up in the head she's willing to dump a mentally challenged guy for petty reasons out of his control.

... Helluva bullet you dodged there, Chris.
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This is one possible motive for her later behavior.. Just fucking with him for the heck of it.. it would be especially likely if what Marvin theorized is true (The account got handed off or was hacked by another person).
 
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neural said:
This is one possible motive for her later behavior.. Just fucking with him for the heck of it.. it would be especially likely if what Marvin theorized is true (The account got handed off or was hacked by another person).
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I don't know, the timing for the supposed hacking was way too good. Maybe was a "graceful" way out for either a troll or a manipulative bitch who saw what she was really getting into.
 
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Pepito said:
I don't know, the timing for the supposed hacking was way too good. Maybe was a "graceful" way out for either a troll or a manipulative bitch who saw what she was really getting into.
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I think he's referring to the period of time where Jessica Quinn suddenly went from milquetoast white knight to edgelord troll in the span of a month. Not the hacking that Chris is whining about, but right when she started "dating" Chris.
 
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flossman said:
As always, the answer is “talk to your imaginary pony and ask it what to do.”

Wise words, Chris.
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What's the alternative? Women who give him advise and not sex? Family that ignores him? All those friends he supposedly sees every week or so? His flithy animals?

His options are few.

Oh, I forgot his ever-faithful church congregation.
 
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