Containment Random Chris Updates

[Chrisology1337]

I thought Chris hated CN?

 

[Rupin]

I thought Chris hated CN?

I've never heard that. Its one of the few networks that show cartoons 24/7 and he is a fan of Steve Universe.

 

[Raiken]

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Chris, the guru of love, jobs and getting shit done tells us as it is!
Man, if only We all could understand advice from a mentaly chalanged upside down chin like our mastermind chris has...

 

[Rupin]

I have a sneaking suspicion that Watermelon is actually Jessica. Call it intuition.

Nah... Jessica actually sounded like she had some common sense. I don't think Watermelon could pull something off for that long without pulling a Mr. Meeseeks.

 

[Pony Horn]

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Elizabeth got introduced to Chris a little over a month ago when Tara Strong posted a message to her fans saying that Elizabeth could use some friends because she didn't feel well (depression or something like that). Elizabeth got some new friends but she also got Chris-chan.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

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Chris streams something special every day.



















IN HIS PANTS!

 

[Positron]

> Empty pretty platitudes about the meaning of life.
> Just as a cartoon character said!!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Chris has no idea, does he? He thinks Sonichu is this universally beloved thing that everyone in the world follows devoutly.

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Chris explains how you can lead a full, meaningful life. Those who can't, teach.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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[Done]

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This tweet is the embodiment of irony itself.

 

[CaptainAutism]

Elizabeth got introduced to Chris a little over a month ago when Tara Strong posted a message to her fans saying that Elizabeth could use some friends because she didn't feel well (depression or something like that). Elizabeth got some new friends but she also got Chris-chan.

Poor Elizabeth. Tara should have known better!

 

[dacwcman69]

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You know Chris is running out of generic well wishes to say when he starts saying shit like "stay yourself"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[CharlieBrowns]

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Can Chris literally not say anything right?

 

[Pony Horn]

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"Un-charismatic?" Wtf does he mean?

Between this and yesterday's coppercab video I'm starting to think we're entering the Chris-chan Dada era.

 

[CWCissey]

"Un-charismatic?" Wtf does he mean?

Between this and yesterday's coppercab video I'm starting to think we're entering the Chris-chan Dada era.

Bring on the Art Deco (Fart Deco?) period!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Stay yourself", Chris says while pretending to be a woman, who acts, thinks, and speaks like a man.

 

[BB 876]

Stay yourself is a step down from stay straight.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

With the best will in the World, he did know what he signed up for. Tara and Chris need to learn to shut their fat, vapid pie-holes.