CharlieBrowns
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To be fair, he was at least quite clear that he was not Ian Brannan Something.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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To be fair, he was at least quite clear that he was not Ian Brannan Something.
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Well I know he isn't Ian Brannan Something, but he is Ian Brandon Anderson.
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This makes me think that Chris was probably one of those tards who couldn't respond to his own name as a child.
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At least he doesn't have a suffix like "Jr." or a number attached!
I wouldn't surprise me if it took several or more times to get his attention.
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I think you meant to say "XXL"
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Silver Octopus
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I've been following Chris Chan's advice to open my mind and heart and listen to my characters
they talk to me
they tell me to burn things
and sometimes people...
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Why is your head full of SJW antifa anarchists? Might want to get that checked.
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If Trump had just said that in a fancy black tux with a martini in one hand and a cigar in the other, none of this woulda happened...
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Seems he is over Jessica now.. Interesting that he requires her to meet him IRL.. Is he low-key admitting she is a troll?
Now with extra weens pretending to be Sonichu for whatever reason..
Now with extra weens pretending to be Sonichu for whatever reason..
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Another example of why Chris shouldn't be using the internet. If this were advise about Asian, expecting mothers, Chris would think the advise applied to him, and he would visit an OBGYN immediately.
As well, the only thing Chris is moving on to is hardening of the arteries. The only thing he's trying to do is make Jessseh see that she is missing out on a balding barrel of lard.
Pony Horn
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"Old rituals are tough." They e-dated for a month, never met in person, and probably never even heard each other's voice.
Unless he means making a Jessica Legos character that he can put upside down.
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I think he means getting over another sweetheart-related disappointment.
Venom Snake
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Chris will never admit it was a troll. (S)he invested way too much effort in conviencing others and him/herself that it wasn't. I wonder about the 'rituals', tho'
What?... Sonichu ain't real?
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We've seen some of the rituals.. He went through a tub of ice cream all by himself.. Just like the TRUE & HONEST women do in the movies..
He is as real as you believe him to be, you just have to talk to him, and remain yourself.What?... Sonichu ain't real?
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For a moment, I actually thought Sonichu was another puppet in an attempt for Chris to burn Jessica - as if Chris was saying, "See? Even my comic book characters don't like you." He'd pat himself on the back and just wait eagerly for his imaginary hedgehog's words to make Jessica realize the error in her ways.
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Nah that's a ween, and a pretty weaksauce one too.. All he does is reply to Chris and add ZAP at the end of every tweet.
For a moment, I actually thought Sonichu was another puppet in an attempt for Chris to burn Jessica - as if Chris was saying, "See? Even my comic book characters don't like you." He'd pat himself on the back and just wait eagerly for his imaginary hedgehog's words to make Jessica realize the error in her ways.