Containment Random Chris Updates

It's been said indirectly a lot, but basically Chris does believe this shit, but not involuntarily. It (probably? hopefully?) isn't a real mental defect. He does believe this shit, and he his willingly hallucinating it, but they aren't delusions that are going to harm him or act against him, and he can, if he wants, turn them off whenever he wants.
This is all his imagination, but the thing is, when you daydream, you eventually go "that was a nice daydream, too bad it's not real" (which someone else said in another thread). Chris actively doesn't do that last bit, he's convincing himself this stuff is real. It won't hurt him, but it's certainly not going to help him.
It's like, well, me and alcohol. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm not going to relapse and have a seizure because I'm not drinking. But that doesn't mean I don't drink like a fish every night because I'm bored and hate living. It's the same for Chris, his imagination is his alcohol.
 
There is no reason for anyone to own both a PS4 and a Xbox One if you don't have a special fondness for individual franchises. There are two possibilities, neither of which are mutually exclusive:

1) He suddenly got into Hyperdimension Neptunia and he can't hate a buxom squirrel-faced anime girl protagonist, even if she represents the HEXbox. You can just hear the BASIC breaking down in Chris's autism engine. XBOX = bad, anime girls = good, XBOX = anime girls, error error! DEL first priority to avoid system malfunction

2) There are girls on Xbox Live that he's never flirted with and might not know he exists. Just keeping the ol' friendship net open so he can land another Jessica Quinn, I suppose. This is in keeping with the possibility you mentioned.

I just like how he apparently went whole hog and not only got the system but a gold subscription too. Because we know how much he plays games online.
 
The more bored he becomes, the more he'll do this. I just wish it would happen faster and with characters from shows that heavily contrast with each other. I want to see Piper from Orange is the New Black to dance with Mad Max's Furiosa at the Snow Ball while Eleven gets punch only to be attacked by the alt-right decepticons. Luckily 1 of the 18 Christines gets out of the phantom zone to realize that she never needed a girlfriend to be happy and morphs into her electroc hedgeponybionclelego form. Then all the ladies go shopping because Chris forgot there was a fight and bitches love shopping, am I right?
 
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Oh yeah, he mentioned Cloakers were after Neptune? Whut?

Edit: I swapped out the picture with a less autistic image.

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I half suspect he is being paid to make this shit up. With the financhu crisis being what it is, it wouldn't take too much to get Chris to say crazy shit.

If I am wron, he needs some serious therapy ASAP

Paid? By whom? You can generally tell when Chris is being made to do something versus doing it on his own because he puts almost zero effort into commissioned videos/comics/whatever.

Patreon stuff is an odd situation because I don't know if he feels an obligation to give anything to his patrons. The sonichu comics are sort of a side effect of receiving free money because he's less stressed about using lego money on expenses.

Think about when he did Waterman's bananasaurus shit. He clearly despised the idea and reflected that in the comic. Chris doesn't have the emotional capacity to hide when he doesn't like doing something.
 
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Paid? By whom? You can generally tell when Chris is being made to do something versus doing it on his own because he puts almost zero effort into commissioned videos/comics/whatever.

Patreon stuff is an odd situation because I don't know if he feels an obligation to give anything to his patrons. The sonichu comics are sort of a side effect of receiving free money because he's less stressed about using lego money on expenses.

Think about when he did Waterman's bananasaurus shit. He clearly despised the idea and reflected that in the comic. Chris doesn't have the emotional capacity to hide when he doesn't like doing something.
Didn't he say he was running behind on his Sonichu comic on Patreon due to a commissioned project?

And just because someone is paying him to do something doesn't mean he won't enjoy it. Especially if he is being paid to act like an autist.
 
I don't think Chris picked up this headmates shit by hearing about it, otherwise he'd actually be calling this a "headmate". Chris is just so autistic he has the ability to conjure autistic internet subcultures without even knowing about them. He is the Original Brony, after all.

Hell, maybe Chris is psychic after all.
 
Chris isn't a skizo - Kiwifarms
This is just like that time Chris claimed to grow a vagina but only cut a hole in his crotch.

So I think we can all agree whether we believe or don't believe he has skitzophrenia that a word that would fit the whole unclit belief he had would be "delusional"

he was delusional, afterall

you can be delusional for many, many different circumstances

just to name a few...

1) not doing research, even common sense research (e.g. ask someone/anyone if that's how ducks and china work)
2) choosing to believe whatever you want to believe despite knowing damn well what the facts are (e.g. aka being ignorant, or pretending)
3) being wrongly persuaded on something you had knew was right (not this example in his case)
4. i guess doing certain classes of mind altering substances

So, I don't think he's skitzo.

one last thing compare him to terry or taxman. the difference it feels way different. for one thing, that magi-chan thing came straight outta his comic, didn't it? So, Chris might not be a scholar, but we know damn well he knows something he drew with his hands on paper isn't currently all of the sudden an actual, living creature thing.
 
Wow. Anyone have any ideas how to distill this insanity for the CWCki's Da Update? This is what I have so far.

*8 November - Sliding further into delusion over [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]], Chris describes how he has been possessed by a video game goddess after [[Magi-Chan]] suggested that his Sega Dreamcast console had a great power residing in it, prompting Chris to focus his [[Chris and reality|psychic power]] onto it and draw the goddess into his body.

edit: I summarized the rest of his post after rereading it a couple more times and entered it to the wiki. Damn, he really went off the deep end there.
 
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