Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mason Verger]

Leaving a Dreamcast on for a day is a great way to start a fire.

$100 says they STILL don't own any fire extinguishers. Not a one. Like their fire safety plan is "it happened once, so it's statistically impossible that it'll happen again."

 

[Ballzymaker94]

$100 says they STILL don't own any fire extinguishers. Not a one. Like their fire safety plan is "it happened once, so it's statistically impossible that it'll happen again."

Why spend your money on something that isn't a vidya or McDonalds?

 

[bigshot]

These people doing interviews with Chris are interviewing the wrong person. They should interview Miss U-do-me Tenspot-bushy instead. I'm sure it would be a lot more interesting to watch Chris channel his inner Uranian than to hear him blather on about himself.

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

I don't want to speculate too much, but maybe him becoming a tom-girl made him feel like he crossed the bullshit barrier. Kinda like "well, if i'm a lesbian soul trapped in a man's body, all this other weird shit I believe is a 100% real also."

Then of course in the brony community they tend to believe in horse shit too, like that whole brony tulpa thing.

 

[Zarkov]

"I see shitty recolors. Walking around like regular recolors. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're shitty.
- How often do you see them?
- All the time. They're everywhere."

 

[King_Scrotus]

Can I just say now how high my hopes are for the weeb saga?

 

[A Flying Nun]

$100 says they STILL don't own any fire extinguishers. Not a one. Like their fire safety plan is "it happened once, so it's statistically impossible that it'll happen again."

Correct. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go brew a pot of coffee in the bathroom.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Can I just say now how high my hopes are for the weeb saga?

Without sounding like a shitlord Ween, I have to say that I second that thought.

 

[NinFreakLan]

Based on the circumstances...five minutes.



Heh, that actually just made me realize that Chris could have just drawn an actual hedgehog painted blue instead of fucking Sonic for that assignment.



Ah, good. I'd hate to see A Hat in Time bastardized by Chris.

How could he ruin it further than the dipshits bitching about Jontron not being in it? "Weh de youtubes i like isn't in da game 'cause he was a dumbass and said da mean tings dat didn't go well wif da views of da creators so dey cutted him fwom da game and I'm a fuckin' pissbaby!"

 

[Poliwrath]

Dude is babbling on like some homeless person in Times Square. More concerning than funny imo.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Just wow.

I noticed that Chris mentioned he had some of his characters accompany him to his outing to a pokemon leauge game. Which is equivalent to kid bringing his imaginary friends on a trip.

This is quite worriome

 

[Justlurkin]

So.. I'm late on this, but any reason he started to latch into nep?

Wasn't there a big promo of the games recently where he might've acquired them?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Exactly, it's the isolation, not Schizophrenia or anything else like that. Schizophrenia tends to affect people in a very very different way.

It's still early doors, but I think Chris digs the Hyperneptunia franchise because it fulfills a lot of things for him and provides a ready-made rationale for a lot of his delusions.

ETA: Whenever he makes a video, any psychotic symptoms will be immediately identifiable.

i think with everyone discussed we can come up to a few conclusions
1. chris is lonely
2. chris is bored
add that he puts way to much weight into his imagination, an imagination where he is a hero and validated and celebrated.
chris would rather stay in his dreamland, but even just facing the real world as is would be too much.
chris imagines and wishes really deeply his imaginary friends were real, because the alternative would be to move on and make something of himself.

he has to believe, otherwise he's just sitting in his room clinking two lego together going "ha ha, space lesbian ponies" to himself.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

I would be surprised if he outlives Barp at this point

 

[Mason Verger]

i think with everyone discussed we can come up to a few conclusions
1. chris is lonely
2. chris is bored
add that he puts way to much weight into his imagination, an imagination where he is a hero and validated and celebrated.
chris would rather stay in his dreamland, but even just facing the real world as is would be too much.
chris imagines and wishes really deeply his imaginary friends were real, because the alternative would be to move on and make something of himself.

he has to believe, otherwise he's just sitting in his room clinking two lego together going "ha ha, space lesbian ponies" to himself.

3. Chris has become an inter-dimensional doorway to an infinite number of universes, thus soon to cause a total collapse of the realm of all know existence stemming from the nexus point, his "third eye", being commandeered by shape shifting monsters from the void of nothing.

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

Chris can be the fat mayor of imagination-land.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Lots of other posters have already covered all of my major thoughts/points, so the only thing I have to add is -- what do his friends from the Pokemon league make of all this?

I know Marvin and a few other folks in the know have been kind of quiet on the topic of his friends (since CWC has never released his friends' identities or pictures, and I respect allowing them their privacy) but I would love to know what their reaction is when Chris walks up to them, asks if they notice anything different about him, and then gets angry when they don't notice he is wearing a vest made of draconius and/or don't notice that his friends Discord and Magi-Chan were with him.

I know it's a gaming league, and I know nerd culture tends to be pretty forgiving about peoples' quirks, but there is a big difference between showing up for a Pokemon game dressed as Ash and claiming you brought invisible friends with you to watch you play.

 

[ZehnBoat]

3. Chris has become an inter-dimensional doorway to an infinite number of universes, thus soon to cause a total collapse of the realm of all know existence stemming from the nexus point, his "third eye", being commandeered by shape shifting monsters from the void of nothing.

maybe we're all just blind and ignorant of the true universe and chris is the only one who has seen that which man is not supposed to know

 

[jc17]

We both saw something powerful remained dormant inside the console. So, I took initiative to give it a charge.

 

[asperhes]

I bet you could turn Chris on to Stranger Things. Alternate dimensions? Check. Girl with psychic powers? Check. High school nostalgia? Check. Simple good v. evil plotline? Check. And it all ends with a school dance where the guy gets the girl.

What I'm saying is an Eleven-Sonichu crossover would amuse me greatly.