Containment Random Chris Updates

Jesus. He needs the men in white coats. Fucker's totally lost it. Literally nothing he's said makes any sense at all.

Edit: is there a convention for this animu shit anywhere near him soon? I'd love to see him go to one of those. It'd make the happy pony weekend look boring by comparison.

When does he start cosplaying this character?
 
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Metropolis Reigns said:
It sounds like he got electrocuted and his mind further shattered to the point where he developed some sort of split personality disorder, if he starts talking about the devil in someone's eyes- we'll know that it's a very special case of untreated (possibly violent) behavior. Chris's train is off the rails and about to crash into Cwcville: his lack of health care, living in a consistently disgusting house, and following the death of the only provider in his household. This is going to be a strange ending.
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It's funny, with every other lolcow who claims to have headmates, we assume they're lying. When Chris does it, despite his documented history of inventing headmates, people start seriously wondering if he's for real.
 
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Crossposting from the headcanon thread for those utterly confused;

GethN7 said:
Holy shit, that :autism:, but here goes with me TRYING to make sense of it.

According to the lore of Megadimension VII, Uzume Tennouboshi and Kurome Ankokuboshi are two halves of the same being. In the case, the personification of the Sega Dreamcast, with the former represent its potential and the latter its failure.

In the best ending of MDM VII, Kurome is defeated, and Uzume manages to reabsorb Kurome into herself, while the former as the dominant of the two, thus preventing further damage to reality by the latter and rendering them one gestalt being like they were before the split in the backstory.

Chris has apparently read up on this and has rendered his own butchered, bastardized retelling, only tacking on some other nonsense to tie it into his real life insanity.

According to ACTUAL canon, this changes jack shit aside from the fact Uzume's Hyde counterpart to her Jekyll is no longer running around doing evil shit, but that's IT.

The rest is just Chris going further off the deep end.
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Squealer the Animalist said:
And also from comprehensibility.
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See, I feel like this is very much a consequence of his isolation. I mean, yeah, Chris is undeniably stupid, and bull-headed too. Since he's been out of high school and PVCC his writing skills have degraded a fair bet. He really would benefit from having a teacher staring over his shoulder grading his writing. But there's also the problem that he doesn't appear to have any close friends or circle of people he interacts with regularly enough, outside of going out to grab McDonald's or something. That's not really healthy. I don't think Chris really likes interacting with other human beings, but even so, you've gotta have SOME interactions. Humans are naturally social animals, autism or not.

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Well thank Godbear he's very omnipotent. I was across he was just a little bit omnipotent, but if he's very omnipotent then it's all

dj turnip said:
Thank God. I was praying with my family each evening for Chris to be rid of this "kawaii" spirit within her :/ / /
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It's not an "evil spirit," it's a stand! Holy shit, is Chris a Joestar?
 
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