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All things considered, it's pretty remarkable for Chris to say that he's not that concerned about his LoveQuest anymore. It was his main obsession for most of his adult life. It seems like he's being honest, but at the same time, the main reason he's wanted a sweetheart is to have a post-Barb caretaker, and Marvin has said that Chris is currently choosing not to think about this eventuality. He may change his tune when Barb kacks it. Maybe when he says he should have been spending more time on Sonichu, he means that by building this entertainment empire, he wouldn't need a $100,000+ income sweetheart to be financially independent.
 
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Something worth nothing is that Chris's libido was at his peak when his lovequest started (probably below average back then) but 15 years of obesity, medication and more recently tranny pills must've killed it.
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But still, it's not hard to be mellow and introspective when you get a break from all the julaying you used to receive.
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Do you know how often does Chris get :julay:'d?

Like, how many times a week does Chris get phoned/texted/mailed/dm'd JUUUUULAAAAAYYYYY by weens?
 
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asperhes said:
All things considered, it's pretty remarkable for Chris to say that he's not that concerned about his LoveQuest anymore. It was his main obsession for most of his adult life. It seems like he's being honest, but at the same time, the main reason he's wanted a sweetheart is to have a post-Barb caretaker, and Marvin has said that Chris is currently choosing not to think about this eventuality. He may change his tune when Barb kacks it. Maybe when he says he should have been spending more time on Sonichu, he means that by building this entertainment empire, he wouldn't need a $100,000+ income sweetheart to be financially independent.
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Chris definitely thinks about it. It's a big worry in his life.
Sperglord Dante said:
Do you know how often does Chris get :julay:'d?

Like, how many times a week does Chris get phoned/texted/mailed/dm'd JUUUUULAAAAAYYYYY by weens?
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I don't think we've ever had solid numbers. I think actual literal "julayyy" ing wasn't really a frequent occurrence. It probably happened a few times a year, maybe in bursts, and then died out a few years ago.

But if you just mean random weening? It comes and goes. I think Hirtes has been one of the bigger weens in a long time. But you still get small time players like random dipshits pretending to be Mary Lee Walsh or whoever.
 
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dacwcman69 said:
It really is kind of depressing to see Chris obsess over this random act of human contact so much to the point where he literally cannot stop thinking/talking about it. It really shows how out of touch/distant Chris has been from people in terms of actual warranted physical contact.
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He got enough contact to last him a whole year at Magfest.
 
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So a guy hugged him and lifted him at this convention... Chris seems surprised that someone could and used the logic that he got to big for his 70+ year old parents to life him.

Now he expects everyone to life him or give him a piggyback ride. I’m not sure there’s anyone in the world that wants Chris, skirt clad body on top of their own. Just saying.
 
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So a guy hugged him and lifted him at this convention... Chris seems surprised that someone could and used the logic that he got to big for his 70+ year old parents to life him.

Now he expects everyone to life him or give him a piggyback ride. I’m not sure there’s anyone in the world that wants Chris, skirt clad body on top of their own. Just saying.
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I honestly do not think Chris realizes how far he actually is, nor do I think he understands that not everyone can lift a tub of lard fake tranny such as him either. One day, someone is going to give Chris a piggy back ride (because he'll demand it, and of course, idiots will lift him to get their 5 minutes of Fame), Chris will shift his fatass, person will end up with a broken/fused/bulging disc or spine, and Chris will then proceed to shift blame on said person because they we not strong enough to lift a 95 pound delusional idiot.
 
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Sorbet the cat said:
Does anyone know what happened to Sorbet? I am kinda worried about him, havent heard anything from the chandler cats for a while.
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He was up and around the property last month. I think if he's stayed alive this long there's no reason to believe the injuries he sustained are going to make him kick the bucket.
 
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He was up and around the property last month. I think if he's stayed alive this long there's no reason to believe the injuries he sustained are going to make him kick the bucket.
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With the brutal cold of the last couple weeks, he might be a catsicle at this point. If we don't see him again, I'll assume that's what happened.
 
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Sperglord Dante said:
Something worth nothing is that Chris's libido was at his peak when his lovequest started (probably below average back then) but 15 years of obesity, medication and more recently tranny pills must've killed it.
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You're probably right about his libido but I think it's only changed the nature of his LoveQuest from being about getting pussy to being about finding a replacement for Barb.
 
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I knew it! I knew it!

I'm late in commenting on this probably, but I don't have much time for the Chris board this time of year, so I've been going through and through this thread seeing what's been up, and here's what I knew was happening. He is so bloody desperate for alternate dimensional travel he's really starting to dabble in more hardcore spirituality. This is really the kind of stuff you need to be really careful with, and I hope Chris knows what he is getting himself into. Its kinda making me wonder if Chris is also seeking out the sister concept of Astral Projection, Lucid Dreaming. For someone like Chris, I'd imagine lucid dreaming to be a lot easier for him to accomplish, and would make his ideas of CWCville a lot easier.

In other comments, I see he's still using that blushing emoji... I'm no fool Chris, you're doing it for the same reason you tried using "Darling" last year.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
I knew it! I knew it!

I'm late in commenting on this probably, but I don't have much time for the Chris board this time of year, so I've been going through and through this thread seeing what's been up, and here's what I knew was happening. He is so bloody desperate for alternate dimensional travel he's really starting to dabble in more hardcore spirituality. This is really the kind of stuff you need to be really careful with, and I hope Chris knows what he is getting himself into. Its kinda making me wonder if Chris is also seeking out the sister concept of Astral Projection, Lucid Dreaming. For someone like Chris, I'd imagine lucid dreaming to be a lot easier for him to accomplish, and would make his ideas of CWCville a lot easier.

In other comments, I see he's still using that blushing emoji... I'm no fool Chris, you're doing it for the same reason you tried using "Darling" last year.
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Can’t wait to hear about his astral travels to the Sonichu universe!
 
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