Containment Random Chris Updates

[HotSauceShots]

He should have it - he sold it via Ebay.

I think it was taken down by ebay, not sold.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I think it was taken down by ebay, not sold.

He relisted it as "Arts for Lukas" so that Lukas could buy it - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/finan...s-stuff-megathread.41369/page-39#post-3288743.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Chris also once earnestly tried to imply that the spectral entity of his child self haunts his front garden, so this kind of stuff is classic lore.

That I might actually believe.

(..Albeit with full-blown douche chills)

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[4Macie]

Donation drops doesn’t surprise me. Chris claims to have sold the ring and hasn’t really said otherwise. That alone was $10,000. Not to mention the 1,200 got brony con and the other couple thousand in pictures and toys he’s sold.

Any people who were donating high as a kindness to Chris probably don’t think he needs the money as much anymore.

 

[Pony Horn]

Gee, you'd almost think that 2 public posts in 3 months on his Patreon wasn't enough to keep people happy.

 

[Mason Verger]

Donation drops doesn’t surprise me. Chris claims to have sold the ring and hasn’t really said otherwise. That alone was $10,000. Not to mention the 1,200 got brony con and the other couple thousand in pictures and toys he’s sold.

Any people who were donating high as a kindness to Chris probably don’t think he needs the money as much anymore.

No way has Chris sold that ring for 10k. Things have been moving fast lately, but wasn't the ring part of the jack z $1200? I forget if it was or he was just being reeee'd at for it.

 

[nvrwastetree]

@Idea Waifu mentioned in chat that Chris' Patreon is down to $584.

Good. Looks like his "fans" are starting to realize that they're giving Chris money for nothing. Guy hasn't written a page of Sonichu or completed 13.9 in a couple months now. That and I seriously doubt that the rewards his patreons should be getting when they donate or the shit they're ording is getting send out. It's been said a million times that Chris is subtly scamming them, as well as the fact that we all knew that he would eventually become bored of Sonichu again.

 

[Pony Horn]

No way has Chris sold that ring for 10k. Things have been moving fast lately, but wasn't the ring part of the jack z $1200? I forget if it was or he was just being reeee'd at for it.

Jack Z gave him money for so many reasons that I've forgotten half of them.

I only send when he asks.

 

[Mason Verger]

Hastily scribbled Sonichu updates coming tomorrow..

 

[The Dude]

Hastily scribbled Sonichu updates coming tomorrow..

Not likely. More like a Facebook post full of excuses, guilt tripping, and demands to keep giving him money because bananas and junk.

 

[Mason Verger]

Not likely. More like a Facebook post full of excuses, guilt tripping, and demands to keep giving him money because bananas and junk.

Either way I'll be disappointed if dont get a dead eyed Barb reading a "Pleesh hyelp" script like a POW in a Hanoi prison camp.

"Chrishteen is(blinks S) taking very
good(blinks O) care of me..(blinks S)"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris claims to have sold the ring and hasn’t really said otherwise. That alone was $10,000.

I doubt he got 10 grand for that. That was the highest price he had quoted, but he dropped it down to $1,000 shortly before taking it off Ebay, presumably for private sale.

No way has Chris sold that ring for 10k. Things have been moving fast lately, but wasn't the ring part of the jack z $1200? I forget if it was or he was just being reeee'd at for it.

Jack didn't say anything about the ring, only that he gave money because he thought Chris wouldn't be able to afford BronyCon otherwise, and he wanted to get on Chris's good side so he'd be willing to hang out with Jack and his friends and do an interview.

I think Chris sold the ring on the 15th, when it was taken off Ebay. Jack gave him the BronyCon money on the 17th.

 

[Tracy Martel]

I want the old Chris back...

The best, and only thing, Nu-Chris has given me was discovering Kiwi Farms and more funny lolcows than himself. It's sad, really, Chris is kind of an internet legend that has totally petered out into mindless troondom. And, even sadder, not even in a funny way.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

@Idea Waifu mentioned in chat that Chris' Patreon is down to $584.

Maybe he should start working on Sonichu. Or making something besides ebegging and commissioned videos.

The best, and only thing, Nu-Chris has given me was discovering Kiwi Farms and more funny lolcows than himself. It's sad, really, Chris is kind of an internet legend that has totally petered out into mindless troondom. And, even sadder, not even in a funny way.

He did do some funny stuff up until Jessica Quinn and the Idea Guy. Now he's jusy ebegging and making the occasional small post about random shit like Sonic or his "exercising".

The ebegging could be related to his trespassing charge. Maybe he wants to hire a good lawyer, although I doubt it will help. Whoever represents him is probably just going to play the autism card and Chris will get a slap on the wrist if he gets any sort of punishment.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Chandlers settled on a payment plan with the plaintif when they were sued over their debt and have a deadline coming up.

I don't buy the bills and mortgage excuse any more than usual though which is not at all since Chris buys toys when he has money. So I think that's a bullshit excuse unless Barb took out another mortgage or they got themselves into a more serious than usual debt.

 

[Mason Verger]

I think Chris sold the ring on the 15th, when it was taken off Ebay. Jack gave him the BronyCon money on the 17th.

So you're saying, with the highly likely possibility that Lucas bought his pornfolio, that Chris made $3,300 since last week? $3,300. And that still wasn't enough to buy him some breathing room on bills?

 

[Prussian Blue]

So you're saying, with the highly likely possibility that Lucas bought his pornfolio, that Chris made $3,300 since last week? $3,300. And that still wasn't enough to buy him some breathing room on bills?

tbf he hasn't begged for two days, and when he said he needed it by Friday 27th, I assumed he'd be hustling like crazy in the build up. I know, but maybe he has sold/Jack gave him enough to cover this.

And then next month it'll repeat when the next payment/whatever is due.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

@Jack Z brought about extreme times, and it was ruined for weenery.

I need more extreme times.

 

[James Howlett]

The best, and only thing, Nu-Chris has given me was discovering Kiwi Farms and more funny lolcows than himself. It's sad, really, Chris is kind of an internet legend that has totally petered out into mindless troondom. And, even sadder, not even in a funny way.

Awe come on, let's try to look at the bright side. Blarms/Gamestop macing was nice, and we also got 2 AMAs from Chris last year followed by the Quinn break up video, so that's something. That being said, I won't deny the last few months have been trash.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Awe come on, let's try to look at the bright side. Blarms/Gamestop macing was nice, and we also got 2 AMAs from Chris last year followed by the Quinn break up video, so that's something. That being said, I won't deny the last few months have been trash.

This video was gold