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trueandhonestfan said:
Maybe he should start working on Sonichu. Or making something besides ebegging and commissioned videos.

He did do some funny stuff up until Jessica Quinn and the Idea Guy. Now he's jusy ebegging and making the occasional small post about random shit like Sonic or his "exercising".

The ebegging could be related to his trespassing charge. Maybe he wants to hire a good lawyer, although I doubt it will help. Whoever represents him is probably just going to play the autism card and Chris will get a slap on the wrist if he gets any sort of punishment.
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Depending on how bored & :autism::autism::autism: the prosecutor is, this looming court date has some real potential to get entertaining.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
Depending on how bored & :autism::autism::autism: the prosecutor is, this looming court date has some real potential to get entertaining.
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Agreed, I've been calling this one as a dark horse. I know Chris gets a lot leeway from his tism, but he'll be going before the bench as a three-peat offender on a very avoidable charge. Granted this is a $300-500 dollar offense. But his record will show probably 7 different times he's ingnored a ban with the involvement of law enforcement, going all the way back to PVCC. Twice resulting in assault.
Now I'm not saying the judge will give him the needle, but I can see him saying "Christine, how will we get you to stop this and start taking trespassing seriously?".

Not to mention that Chris might act like a total fucking fruit loop, of you've seen his most recent live stream. Add in Barb possibly not being able to attend, and I can see him relying on invisible characters for emotional support. Either way I hope we got somebody that can sit in.
 
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Love how weens think that throwing money at Chris' terrible smut drawings is somehow trolling the Farms. Throw more money at Chris to do less people, those drawings are sure to increase in value with age because of the huge market there is for them. Can't wait for Mark Cuban to buy them and put them in his master bedroom to turn on his whores with erotic, expensive artwork.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Love how weens think that throwing money at Chris' terrible smut drawings is somehow trolling the Farms. Throw more money at Chris to do less people, those drawings are sure to increase in value with age because of the huge market there is for them. Can't wait for Mark Cuban to buy them and put them in his master bedroom to turn on his whores with erotic, expensive artwork.
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Hey Van Gogh was considered an autistic moron with zero social skills that mutilated himself out of a lack of being able to get his dick wet and painted like shit.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:

This video was gold
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This video will always make me laugh. It shows us Chris stupidity and how gullible he is, and if he was in a relationship, how fast it would come crashing down on him because of his unending selfishness. You have the fake ass tranny voice that Chris is still miserably failing at, you have points of extreme rage, to the point of cursing all of us and threatening us with no more AMAs, then you have the glorious fake crying bullshit that Chris still fails at doing, not a single tear. Chris, you're a horrible actor my friend.
 
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Well, now we are at the point where not only would Classic Chris be ashamed of his current self, but so would Carlos Chantor and Stephanie Bustcakes.

Also :optimistic:, I still don't believe that is him. This is too rapid a turnaround from still being hesitant at the G in LGBT to full on butt sex. Someone has his account surely, but even then I'm conflicted because they are being rather restrained compared to other weens if they had access.
 
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Prussian Blue said:
Well, now we are at the point where not only would Classic Chris be ashamed of his current self, but so would Carlos Chantor and Stephanie Bustcakes.

Also :optimistic:, I still don't believe that is him. This is too rapid a turnaround from still being hesitant at the G in LGBT to full on butt sex. Someone has his account surely, but even then I'm conflicted because they are being rather restrained compared to other weens if they had access.
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He did say he wanted to get pegged and he shoved those Adam and eve anal beads up his ass.
 
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