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Maybe he's offering a BJ from Barb?
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Pony Horn
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Taking for granted that's real, I'm just trying to figure out if his new loving boyfriend is in this dimension. For all I know he's sucking on a doorknob and imagining it's a character from yet another video game that I've never heard of.
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Let's compare VanGoh's art with Chandler originals.
Now, lets compare self-portraits
The best Chris could hope for was to be Warholian, yet he does not even meet those standards.
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Oddly enough, contemporary art critics saw little difference. He once got kicked out of art schoolLet's compare VanGoh's art with Chandler originals.
Now, lets compare self-portraits
Van Gogh was even more hardcore than Chris, he chopped his ear off to try and get some china, Chris just sliced his taint and let it heal over.
The best Chris could hope for was to be Warholian, yet he does not even meet those standards.
for drawing a bulbous limbless torso for a life drawing of a woman.Of course I'm just being contrary haha, but you have to admit, autism/transgenderism is America's favorite mental issue right now, who says that in 20 years, Chris's stuff won't be won't be in some ultra hip lower east side gallery.
Here's a sad thing.. Chris has sold more art than Vincent did when he was alive by the time he sold his second drawing.
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Oddly enough, contemporary art critics saw little difference. He once got kicked out of art school
Of course I'm just being contrary haha, but you have to admit, autism/transgenderism is America's favorite mental issue right now, who says that in 20 years, Chris's stuff won't be won't be in some ultra hip lower east side gallery.
Here's a sad thing.. Chris has sold more art than Vincent did when he was alive by the time he sold his second drawing.
10 years after Chris is dead, we're going to see the occasional news story where the totem, or Sonichu Issue #0 or shecameforcwc was sold at auction for millions of dollars to a collector or a museum, and we're going to feel autistic for telling people not to buy Chris' crap.
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If you get a BJ from Chris, does he sign your dick afterwards and hand you a certifitit a audenticity?
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I don't hate this one:
It at least looks like it could've been used a 1974 pamphlet on post-menstrual depression called "Why is Cindy so sad?"
Tanaka Naoki
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If this is legitamite and Chris isn't getting trolled by someone who is making him say these things, then whoever gets to butt fuck a autistic mans boi-China will become a true and honest Ascended ween
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what the holy hell is happening
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He could have at least started selling in person house tours first, like a carnival sideshow kind of thing (Extra to see Barb!).
CoolGuyHitler
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We originally thought the begging was for BronyCon but some dude ended up paying for Chris so it's unclear why he's still so desperate. His trespassing fine which can get up to $2500 has something to do with it but something tells me that only the part of the reason.
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It's too late, we already banned @Jack Z . Now we'll never know the truth unless we tune into his Youtube channel.
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I bet he won't go through with it. He'll probably get the money from the guy, pull his pants down, then try to waddle away real fast with the money. Imagine the Benny Hill music playing.
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Van Gogh didn't have the Internet, any dummy with no shame and tons of time on their hands can sell stuff online. Van Gogh also lived in a bunch of different places, and at least got kicked out of a prestigious art school. Chris learned his techniques in kindergarten, and any little booger eater can draw better than he can. Van Goh's work embodied mental illness, depression, and a deep soul, while Chris' art screams, "He shouldn't have eaten so much glue".
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Two out of three isn't a bad average for Chris.
I actually adore Van Gogh, I just enjoy making absurd comparisons. And I'll have to do so here until I make my "Chris compared to master artists" thread.
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I'd like to see a "Christine compares herself to famous people" video made by Chris. Just like how he previously compared his singing voice to some famous singers. That'd get a few chuckles out of me. Damn, I wish I was an idea guy, or was stupid enough to pay Chris for a video
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We really need a 20 minute video of Chris comparing himself to Pamela Anderson or Mariah Carey.
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$50 bucks for a BJ "From this celeb" ....
Years ago, when Chris was more fit than he is now (and slimmer), he couldn't hump a PS3 for longer than 10 minutes. How is he going to suck a dick to completion?
And he said he's HAD experience blowing his boyfriend?!? What??
Years ago, when Chris was more fit than he is now (and slimmer), he couldn't hump a PS3 for longer than 10 minutes. How is he going to suck a dick to completion?
And he said he's HAD experience blowing his boyfriend?!? What??