Containment Random Chris Updates

[nodramallama]

@Prussian Blue, I made it. He didn't pay me.i wasn't going to say anything because I was afraid. I'm overwhelmed that she loved it and is reacting this way.
I can provide in progress pictures if needed to prove it.

WOW! Great work it is adorable and looks so well made

 

[AnOminous]

What are you talking about? He hardly worked on it even after the short time he did make it after the ten year hiatus.
He even got far more lazy with it now because it got even more creatively bankrupt and got festered even deeper into his already collapsing psyche. The only thing i agree on is that it is boring.

There hasn't even been anything memeworthy out of it since he turned it into ponyshit where it's just badly drawn mutant horses and text.

If you notice, all the actually good memes from it are from classic Chris times.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[KJ 195]

This is just sad. I hope someone, somehow, helps him to stop believing in this shit.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Someone granted his request for a NightStar plush from back in May:

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My god I hope he doesn't have sex with it

 

[ON 190]

My god I hope he doesn't have sex with it

What do you think the user port was for?

 

[Fumanchuchu]

It doesn't have a sheath. If she makes a hole in it she's going to destroy it.

*Edited for spelling.

 

[wellthathappened]

Someone needs to inform Chris that he can claim tax exempt status for his church of stupid video game shit.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I feel even more sympathy for Evan now. How anyone can handle that coming 15 miles at your face to land a kiss is beyond me. I also don't know why Chris bothers to shave from time to time, does he really think that holding the camera further away from his face will conceal his permanent beard shadow?

 

[White bubblegum]

I don't think he thinks lucidly, that's the thing.
At least he's grateful*like others have said here* and excited about this gift and it isn't just another item for his personal hoard. It really is quite cute.

 

[The Fool]

There hasn't even been anything memeworthy out of it since he turned it into ponyshit where it's just badly drawn mutant horses and text.

If you notice, all the actually good memes from it are from classic Chris times.

Yeah, you don't have to tell me twice

Spoiler

but during the stoneage

 

[MY 405]

Where does he keep that computer? Those newspaper ads are all for movies released in the mid to late 70s.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Does Chris have a court hearing tomorrow?

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Does Chris have a court hearing tomorrow?

Yup.

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lol @AnOminous was right.

Not even 20 minutes and it has been continued. Time to wait another month for another continue for our autistic hero.

 

[Holiday Special]

I so hope he brings up the CPU Goddesss/Magichan husband shit in court.

 

[CWCissey]

I so hope he brings up the CPU Goddesss/Magichan husband shit in court.

Like he'd get time to when the judge says 'Ahh yes, Christine Chandler. Case Continued'.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

He believes he's Scarlet, doesn't he? All the things he stated link him to his imaginary blue goddess (of course, because he made them up), he's just setting the stage to announce how this Scarlet is speaking through him because he has the C64 console she's in.

I fear for the near future. Chris is going to genuinely lose it if he really believes this is the case.

Spoiler: Patreon updates

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So the useless foil who hangs around telling the main character how wonderful they are has gender-swapped, and is now Kun (not Rosechu). Nice to know.

 

[John Carmack]

It's a shame Chris never got into building computers or something. There are times when he displays genuine interest in technology.

He rigged up a microphone and camcorder to his VHS player in order to record and do commentary for his Animal Crossing documentary. That was really nifty work.
He had genuine savant abilities with tech if he had only pushed himself a bit more.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris has added more hearts to his usual amount, this could either mean he's trying to make a rainbow, or he's got four new sweethearts...