Containment Random Chris Updates

[Space.Muffin]

I like how he casually mentioned that he's picking up porno at the post office. He's also a sexy goddess, ladies.

Was it really porn? I heard porn, but I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt and think he slurred the word "Important"

 

[Churros&Chocorroles]

He was walking around the place? He should've just sat on the floor in the back of the car and talked.

 

[White bubblegum]

I wonder what the people in those cars were thinking when they saw him.

 

[Silver Octopus]

In the last video, he points his camera at his old, worn out, falling apart shoes, and he calls them LEGENDARY.
Explains they'll be as viewed as highly as the classic shirt because he wore them a lot this past year.

So I'm calling it now; Chris is going to put those shoes on ebay for $1000 after he buys new ones.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

That duct tape phone case is a total biohazard.

 

[Pony Horn]

OPL wants to talk to a MLP VA about alternate dimensions and such.

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"I want to be able to shop and see more! Yay!"

And so having learned nothing, our hero saunters off into the sunset.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder what the people in those cars were thinking when they saw him.

"Honey, why didn't the History Channel inform me that Bigfoot had jumped on the LGBT bandwagon?"

OPL wants to talk to a MLP VA about alternate dimensions and such.

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"I want to be able to shop and see more! Yay!"

And so having learned nothing, our hero saunters off into the sunset.

Apparently, Chris ignores the laws of physics when he speaks about dimensions mistaking them for universes.
Also, Nightstar is burning Chris' ass more than Barb is.

 

[White bubblegum]

Guess we know who's blocking Chris next.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Jesus... 10+ tweets for 2 days in a row, that after bronycon high is on full throttle. He has been hitting up all his bronies, kinda reminds me of that one guy that u meet at a bar, have a drink or two and... Then wants to move in with u.

 

[White bubblegum]

Jesus... 10+ tweets for 2 days in a row, that after bronycon high is on full throttle. He has been hitting up all his bronies, kinda reminds me of that one guy that u meet at a bar, have a drink or two and... Then wants to move in with u.

Typical sped behavior.

 

[Pringus]

I wonder what the people in those cars were thinking when they saw him.

“Hey, is that the celebrity and sister-dimension mind linker Christine Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler?”

 

[jc17]

She decided to play with lightining in charging herself up; a bolt hit her cutie mark at the heart; my flanks Felt that singe.

I'll never understand Chris' electricity fetish.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'll never understand Chris' electricity fetish.

I think it fits in with his low self-esteem. Electricity is literally power to him, so he interprets it literally. Also, it fits in with Sonichu canon and magic.

 

[4Macie]

So he went to bronycon, saw a defibrillator sign, thought that it would be a cool cutie mark... and now suddenly it’s part of his cutie mark with a nifty story about his fake universe.

Autism.

 

[Done]

I'll never understand Chris' electricity fetish.

I think it fits in with his low self-esteem. Electricity is literally power to him, so he interprets it literally. Also, it fits in with Sonichu canon and magic.

There's a far simpler solution.. something something Pikachu.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So he went to bronycon, saw a defibrillator sign, thought that it would be a cool cutie mark... and now suddenly it’s part of his cutie mark with a nifty story about his fake universe.

Autism.

Yeah, by that logic, Chris should have turned Nightstar into an overworked and underpaid EMT, who's always complaining about her job.

 

[asperhes]

I'll never understand Chris' electricity fetish.

That's because you don't zap to the extreme.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Yeah, by that logic, Chris should have turned Nightstar into an overworked and underpaid EMT, who's always complaining about her job.

He wouldn't do that because that might actually be interesting.

 

[jc17]

That's because you don't zap to the extreme.

I'd have serious concerns about my well being if I did.
... does anyone even know what "zap to the extreme" even means?

 

[Trilby]

I'd have serious concerns about my well being if I did.
... does anyone even know what "zap to the extreme" even means?

It still sound so 90's to me.