Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Captain]

Josh Wise again, new troll, or legitimate? Place your bets now!

Jesus, it was me, I thought that was clear? He fucking called me at a weird hour so I knew it was something serious (in his mind). He was freaking out - so I calmed him down and had him notify his insurance company and mother.

In the meantime he asked me if I could make a couple posts to his Twitter asking for help because he had no way to pay the tow truck driver with or without State Farm's help. He was stuck on the phone for a while so I did this for him. There was no way he would've been able to make a coherent post anyway - that "walking circles around his car" video was AFTER I had calmed him down, he got a small donation, and the tow truck driver was on his way.

Oh, and the police showed up due to the phone calls that Sheetz got - they had him demonstrate that the van was indeed broken down and that he wasn't panhandling.

You still failed, Mikey.

 

[Sissy]

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Very epic, the owner of the mumble I go on used to date moozua. She's fat and likes to surround herself and possibly date trannys.

 

[deathray44]

I like how Chris is bragging about his second phone the morning after begging for money to get a tow truck.

Also that "Muse: the Brain-Sensing Headband" thing costs $200.

https://www.amazon.com/Muse-The-Brain-Sensing-Headband/dp/B00PL9G16W

I thought his car was already worked on last week?

You mean his mother's car that he borrowed to get to the event also died?

The same guy who begs for money seemingly every week, who couldn't come up with $200 last night, just got a second phone (and presumably a second phone line).

He begged for 200$ for this last night?

 

[crunchysalty]

@The Captain has the vid been leaked? I have not seen it here or the overheating thread.

 

[MY 405]

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Oh dear god it’s the return of the iSore! I’m sort of glad to see that old friend. Anyone know if the headband has located his brain yet?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

The same guy who begs for money seemingly every week, who couldn't come up with $200 last night, just got a second phone (and presumably a second phone line).

He's had the second phone since May. But yeah, he got it at the same month he was also begging for money to keep his house from being foreclosed and running out of food. His sense of priorities is all screwed up.

I thought his car was already worked on last week?

You mean his mother's car that he borrowed to get to the event also died?

Yep.

He begged for 200$ for this last night?

He begged for tow truck money because he'd spent his bank account down to its last $20 at BronyCon.

@The Captain has the vid been leaked? I have not seen it here or the overheating thread.

The walking in circles one? Chris posted it to Twitter.

Chris is uploading vids of himself out for a walk.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024067176251228160

There's like 15+ videos.

He walked to the post office - https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024070421518475264

And video of him back at home - https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024071293698801666 , https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024072109348347904

Chris's journey to get to the post office is reflected in Night Star's bio.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris is uploading vids of himself out for a walk.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024067176251228160

There's like 15+ videos.

He walked to the post office - https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024070421518475264

And video of him back at home - https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024071293698801666 , https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024072109348347904

I had a look through the videos, most are of nothing, just him walking, there's two where he burps loudly.
But one video in particular caught my attention...
In this video he tweeted he finds the remains of a dog that was run over, and he points the camera directly at it!
it's got it's brain splattered on the floor and everything...

 

[Mr. 0]

Maybe with the cars being destroyed Chris will finally lose some goddamn weight doing all these walking videos.

 

[Silver Octopus]

And video of him back at home - https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024071293698801666 , https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024072109348347904

I love it, Chris brags about walking 2 miles. Woah, slow it down Forest Gump, don't wanna hurt yourself...

 

[No_one]

Chris's journey to get to the post office is reflected in Night Star's bio.

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Coming a long way, working hard,doing odd jobs. Reminds me of a certain someone saying:

"If I have to I would be, get one of the heavyweights, that just moves the boxes around the, stock the shelves at a grocery store. At the least."

Never change Nightstar.

 

[asperhes]

I love it, Chris brags about walking 2 miles. Woah, slow it down Forest Gump, don't wanna hurt yourself...

Not only that, he's only walking because he's being forced to. If his car was running his fat ass would have used it. But we're supposed to think of him as some kind of athletic goddess.

I like how he casually mentioned that he's picking up porno at the post office. He's also a sexy goddess, ladies.

He kind of gives the game away in the last video with his traditional defensive assertions of being honest and true and not a scammer at all. The point of these videos is to counteract his critics by promoting himself as someone he clearly is not.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris's journey to get to the post office is reflected in Night Star's bio.

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"She has, like I, worked very hard"

lol

 

[RJ MacReady]

Chris is uploading vids of himself out for a walk.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024067176251228160

There's like 15+ videos.

He walked to the post office - https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024070421518475264

And video of him back at home - https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024071293698801666 , https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024072109348347904

I like this because Chris inadvertently recreated Marble Hornets: Messy camerawork, dreary suburbia and long clips of walking in silence as wind hits the mic. Watch any of these with this idea in mind and you'll all grasp what I mean.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris is uploading vids of himself out for a walk.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024067176251228160

There's like 15+ videos.

He walked to the post office - https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024070421518475264

And video of him back at home - https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024071293698801666 , https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024072109348347904

Christ. The road he's mincing around on is like 60mph.

@Null , @Marvin, Chris is playing in traffic.

 

[TaterBot]

His caretakers better step up their act, forcing this poor defenseless girl to actually have to walk down to the post office. That's tranny abuse. She almost got raped at the mall already, who knows what could happen out in the wild countryside?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Christ. The road he's mincing around on is like 60mph.

@Null , @Marvin, Chris is playing in traffic.

He's walking on the shoulder because there are no sidewalks. It's fine.

 

[Snuckening]

Also that "Muse: the Brain-Sensing Headband" thing costs $200.

https://www.amazon.com/Muse-The-Brain-Sensing-Headband/dp/B00PL9G16W

OMFG we found the portal generating device!!

 

[Null]

@Null , @Marvin, Chris is playing in traffic.

His daily outfit is basically a high vis uniform. He's fine.

 

[Trilby]

I'm only glad he's walking at all, ought to keep that up.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

You gotta love that after Brony-con high that Chris is going thru rn, he is gonna be pumping out some true and honest content out for a while.