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Trilby said:
It still sound so 90's to me.
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It’s worse than that, it’s so, Late 80s old Clueless Guys around a conference table at DIC animation going, “Now we need a catchphrase, something like ‘Zappin’ Power Go Time!’ Or what’s the skateboard thing my kid says. ‘extreme’. ‘Extreme Zap Activate’.,”. Younger guy in room (wants badlyto work elsewhere, stares at pencil): “Zap to the Extreme” ... oldguy: “Give Johnson a raise!”
 
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Chandler Cats said:
It’s worse than that, it’s so, Late 80s old Clueless Guys around a conference table at DIC animation going, “Now we need a catchphrase, something like ‘Zappin’ Power Go Time!’ Or what’s the skateboard thing my kid says. ‘extreme’. ‘Extreme Zap Activate’.,”. Younger guy in room (wants badlyto work elsewhere, stares at pencil): “Zap to the Extreme” ... oldguy: “Give Johnson a raise!”
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That's it! That's exactly what it feels like.
 
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MahFibro! said:
I feel dumber just for reading that insipid garbage.

Also...

'Nobody go changing there names now!'

As in, don't change your name to 'Chris' in order to better the chances at CWC wanting to meet you; or don't change your name to something other that 'Chris' in order to avoid being noticed by him.
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So shouldn't we continue calling Chris "Christopher"?
 
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Chandler Cats said:
It’s worse than that, it’s so, Late 80s old Clueless Guys around a conference table at DIC animation going, “Now we need a catchphrase, something like ‘Zappin’ Power Go Time!’ Or what’s the skateboard thing my kid says. ‘extreme’. ‘Extreme Zap Activate’.,”. Younger guy in room (wants badlyto work elsewhere, stares at pencil): “Zap to the Extreme” ... oldguy: “Give Johnson a raise!”
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Chris is basically stuck in his childhood, and in more ways than one. Most of his obsessions are tied to the things he grew up with: Sonic, Transformers, MLP, etc. It goes way beyond mere nostalgia, it's hardwired into his brain. I assume it's a comfort thing, like he copes with the difficulties of becoming a middle-aged man by surrounding himself with the things that remind him of a simpler, happier time.
 
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The Dude said:
Chris is basically stuck in his childhood, and in more ways than one. Most of his obsessions are tied to the things he grew up with: Sonic, Transformers, MLP, etc. It goes way beyond mere nostalgia, it's hardwired into his brain. I assume it's a comfort thing, like he copes with the difficulties of becoming a middle-aged man by surrounding himself with the things that remind him of a simpler, happier time.
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It could be that around his childhood interests he just never mentally matured, so being around them or talking about them is like turning a switch to 'kid mode'
 
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also autistic said:
It could be that around his childhood interests he just never mentally matured, so being around them or talking about them is like turning a switch to 'kid mode'
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Chris is always in "kid mode". He is mentally about eight to ten years old, and his parents never motivated him to grow up. They continued to buy him Transformers, LEGO, Power Rangers, etc. well into adulthood. And while it isn't uncommon for people on the Autism Spectrum to share similar interests or have a similar childish mentality, it goes beyond ASD with Chris. He just never grew up because he was never given incentive to.

We can speculate all day on what kind of person Chris could have become if different aspects of his upbringing were different, but the simple fact is that Bob and Barb raised Chris more like he was their grandchild instead of their son. They were elderly people who were not equipped to raise a special needs child properly and they spoiled him rotten with toys, video games, junk food, and no responsibilities.

So now you have a man (who thinks he's a girl) with mostly childish interests, a childish world view, a childish reaction to his problems, and who has been having childish delusions for the better part of a year (magical thinking, cartoon parallel dimensions, etc.). Outside, Chris is a thirty-six-going-on-fifty-eight-year-old Benjamin Franklin look-alike in drag. Inside, he is nine years old and wants to play with his toys, watch cartoons, and let all the adults take care of the adult stuff. If he didn't have to take care of adult stuff like bills and car repairs because Barb is old and in poor health, then he wouldn't. He does the absolute minimum "adulting" he has to, then goes back to being a kid again. The only thing adult about him is his desire for sex, and that has been curbed for the time being by his delusions of marriage to his cartoon characters.
 
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He "found" with another Sonichu as part of his "Special 69 Sonichus".
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Cedric_Eff said:
He "found" with another Sonichu as part of his "Special 69 Sonichus".
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"Sterbenchu"? (According to google translate) "Sterben" is German for "die/death", which sounds way more like an Ideafag thing than something Chris would think up. Is IG back, or is Chris still chewing on some backlog of IG retarrdation?
 
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Snuckening said:
"Sterbenchu"? (According to google translate) "Sterben" is German for "die/death", which sounds way more like an Ideafag thing than something Chris would think up. Is IG back, or is Chris still chewing on some backlog of IG retarrdation?
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It must be IG's influence - Cosbychu, Slavichu, Konychu, Loganpaulchu, Foglechu and Wienstechu.
 

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Snuckening said:
"Sterbenchu"? (According to google translate) "Sterben" is German for "die/death", which sounds way more like an Ideafag thing than something Chris would think up. Is IG back, or is Chris still chewing on some backlog of IG retarrdation?
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It's actualy means dying. Idea fag must have had ideas later.
 
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