Containment Random Chris Updates

His imaginary spouses are who keeps his head in check, got it. The mental special olympic gymnastics keeping sister dimensions in order would be better put to use sorting glass or stocking shelves instead, but hey, ponies.
And therein lies the reason Chris started doing this in the first place, and why he continues to do it now. Sorting glass and stocking shelves aren't going to stroke his ego. Chris has to feel like he's brilliant, like he's necessary in order for the world to function at all, and like he's in total control. Chris would get absolutely none of this from working a job, and he gets all of it from CWCville and his "sister dimensions". Factor in his laziness, and it's perfectly clear why Chris will continue to do this forever.
 
Never would had thought Chris would had stoop so low to earn money. What's next an autographed pepper spray can? or an autographed sex doll?

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There is no way that Chris would have come up with these marketing schemes. Somebody must had gave him these ideas. Good Idea Guy Saga??

Autographed bag of semen.
 
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Never would had thought Chris would had stoop so low to earn money. What's next an autographed pepper spray can? or an autographed sex doll?

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There is no way that Chris would have come up with these marketing schemes. Somebody must had gave him these ideas. Good Idea Guy Saga??

Autographed bag of semen.

Autographed Barb.
 
So why does Chris's name on Twitter now end with "Blue Heart"?
"Blue Heart" is his CPU name, because he now believes he is an anime goddess (in training) from the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. Specifically, he thinks he's a goddess (in training) representing the Commodore videogame systems.

I wish I was joking.
 
"Blue Heart" is his CPU name, because he now believes he is an anime goddess (in training) from the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. Specifically, he thinks he's a goddess (in training) representing the Commodore videogame systems.

I wish I was joking.

I think Bob was really into the Commodore 64 computer. This has a little to do with Chris trying to keep Bob's memory alive, as well as being a little cartoon girl instead of a hulking, middle aged man.
 
I bet that's going to be an excuse he uses at one point...
:mad: - "I'm sorry I haven't shipped out any ebay order or patreon rewards BUT I'VE BEEN TOO BUSY DEFENDING OUR SISTER DIMENSION FROM AKAN!!! (UGH!)"

Chris has a new OC

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This is probably the most egotistical version of Chris, not only are they OP Mary Sue - but they have also dedicated their life to writing "hundreds" of novels about Chris-Chan.
 
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