Containment Random Chris Updates

Nigonidas said:
We should have a thread "What Deity is Chris the Avatar Of?
My Finnish side trembles and says Loviatar the Goddess of death and decay
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Nurgle. I still want to see some one write a well composed in depth fan fic where WH40K steam rolls all his fake goddess bullshit, just to see how he'd react to trying to comprehend WH40K...also the whole new front of hatred and trolls he'd be opened up to for defiling WH40K.
 
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The Dude said:
If Santa is real then why has he continued to fail at bringing Chris a sweetheart from the ground up? I thought that was what finally convinced Chris (in his mid-20s) that Santa was just pretend? As if Chris couldn't get any more childish and pathetic, now he confirms that he still believes in Santa Claus.
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That video was the most depressing Chris vid ever, the fact he left a chair and a gift for his expected girlfriend combined with the fact you can clearly see his parents are sick to fucking death of him.
 
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Gooby said:
"Blue Heart" is his CPU name, because he now believes he is an anime goddess (in training) from the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. Specifically, he thinks he's a goddess (in training) representing the Commodore videogame systems.

I wish I was joking.
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I wish it too, as the Commodore 64 was MY first computer love way back in the day, and Chris shitting up my memories with this blue heart bullshit and demanding a company that ceased operation in 1994 start building an 8th generation game console/PC NOW, NOW NOW NOW is starting to rustle my jimmies depending on my mood on any given day.
 
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Slowinthemind said:
That video was the most depressing Chris vid ever, the fact he left a chair and a gift for his expected girlfriend combined with the fact you can clearly see his parents are sick to fucking death of him.
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And giving his parents gifts that were basically for himself. You could tell that Bob especially was longing for the sweet embrace of death.

The Un-Clit said:
demanding a company that ceased operation in 1994 start building an 8th generation game console/PC NOW,
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Goes to show just how little he understands how the world works. Commodore needs to be a business again and enter into an over-saturated market because Chris wants it. Toys r Us needs to stay open so Chris can go buy toys whenever he wants despite no longer being sustainably profitable due to the internet. Malls need to have the stores Chris likes and cater to his nostalgic views despite no longer being a convenient shopping venue. He will just never get that most people have moved on and embraced the changes of modern life and don't want the things Chris does. He will never get that companies need to be profitable and must cater to the majority, not the niche interests and obsessions of an Autistic manchild from Bumblefuck, Virginia.

But, hey, at least we get to laugh at how oblivious Chris is.
 
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I like how he calls farts "Accidental Bursts of magic powers".

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Indeed, Celestia and Luna help us.

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No_one said:
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I like how he calls farts "Accidental Bursts of magic powers".

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Indeed, Celestia and Luna help us.
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Does he even know what a Gary Stu (or Marty Stu) is? If so, is this just a male counterpart to his many Mary Sues? As in one MORE fucking pony avatar of Chris Chan, or is this to be an opponent?

Fuckin hell, the fact that I have to ask that makes me want to go back to bed.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris likes to imagine himself in the CWCville Mall while meditating.

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Chris really can't draw mouths...or anything else for that matter. Those ponies look more like a Simpsons parody of MLP:FiM vs. looking like the actual MLP cartoon. Especially the one with it's mouth closed. You gotta laugh at Chris fucking up drawing characters that were specifically designed to be easily drawn by Kindergarten and First Grade-aged children. I'm sure if you asked Chris he would tell you they look like they just walked off the screen and onto his paper.
 
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Manly-Chicken said:
The fact Chris's "happy place" is meditating in the middle of a busy shopping mall says a lot about what he thinks is socially acceptable at a place of business.
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Well, you do need a quiet place to meditate. The mall is the perfect place for everyone except the police to ignore Chris.
 
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