Containment Random Chris Updates

[LazloChalos]

"At least One Person who feels for you"

Even if Barb goes, and excluding his imaginary shit, Chris will always have Null to care and watch over him.

No worries about suicide.

 

[DeathHeat]

"At least One Person who feels for you"

Even if Barb goes, and excluding his imaginary shit, Chris will always have Null to care and watch over him.

No worries about suicide.

Even if he tried, he wouldn't do it successfully.

 

[Raiken]

So chris does not hold the moral of that one south park episode where the boys lear that if you kill yourself, you'll be stuck in limbo?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I would like Chris to expand upon the morality of suicide, and indeed, most ethical issues, within CPU Goddessism.

I doubt they’d be much point since his moral system seems to be about as nuanced as when they have a moral at the end of a kids show.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I doubt they’d be much point since his moral system seems to be about as nuanced as when they have a moral at the end of a kids show.

"Sailor Moon Says: ' Don't eat your boogers in public, that's gross'"

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He's channeling Galadriel basically.

GaLARDriel more like amirite guys

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

He also considered killing himself once he found out the Gal Pals were fake friends

I'm glad he didn't. 2014 - '16 were worth it. He can off himself now tho' for all I care. Let's face it, Barb has another two years left in her at the most and Chris is as crazy as he's likely to get. The Chris-chan Show has been going through seasonal rot for a while now.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Odds on the Chandler household and their lack of tree pruning surviving hurricane buttfuck?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I doubt they’d be much point since his moral system seems to be about as nuanced as when they have a moral at the end of a kids show.

What can I say? Listening to Chris spout nonsense is a hoot!

 

[CWCissey]

Odds on the Chandler household and their lack of tree pruning surviving hurricane buttfuck?View attachment 539173

At least he'll finally get a good wash.

 

[also autistic]

Chris tweeted about being sad Doopie didn't want anything to do with him at brony con, can someone post screenshot? I'm on mobile right now

 

[The Dude]

Chris tweeted about being sad Doopie didn't want anything to do with him at brony con, can someone post screenshot? I'm on mobile right now

That wasn't about Doopie, it was about Nowacking. That's the FtM tranny who does some voice acting for fan-made internet videos. Chris has a chubby for her because she does the voice for the DJ horse that he is fixated on in some MLP fan videos.

 

[Done]

Chris is still using his Nightstar account, the activity is far less than his regular, but there's still some content:

 

[White bubblegum]

Odds on the Chandler household and their lack of tree pruning surviving hurricane buttfuck?View attachment 539173

The homeless saga won't begin when Barb dies, it'll start when the hurricane hits.

 

[HaldolJunkie]

The homeless saga won't begin when Barb dies, it'll start when the hurricane hits.

Why not both? :deviant:

 

[White bubblegum]

Why not both? :deviant:

That'll be juicy.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Chris is still using his Nightstar account, the activity is far less than his regular, but there's still some content:

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Ugh yes, whatever you do, don't give anyone else 10 seconds to feel good. Don't just wish them good juju & leave it at that. Give them one word and then stretch across two fucking posts blathering on about you you you. Lol and also intimate that they're in "denial". That's a nice touch.

This shit is why I don't like this guy, or people like him that I'm unfortunate enough to come across in real life.. regardless of whatever causes it.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris is still using his Nightstar account, the activity is far less than his regular, but there's still some content:

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Nightstar... Oooh oooh ooh ooh!
Nightstar! Ooooh oooh ooh ooh!
Night Star!! Show us who you are.
SHOW US WHO YOU ARE!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris and brand loyalty.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

He's not incorrect. Apples are good