“Xander, I didn’t dox him. That’s not true. That’s not true and a matter of fact, no it’s not true, no it’s not true, FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER, NO IT’S NOT TRUE! PIECE OF SHIT, AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT FUCKING DOXXED HIM, MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!”
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
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Shitty photoshopper
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"At least One Person who feels for you"
"At least One Person who feels for you"
Even if he tried, he wouldn't do it successfully.
Making Nanomachines great again
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So chris does not hold the moral of that one south park episode where the boys lear that if you kill yourself, you'll be stuck in limbo?
True & Honest Fan
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I would like Chris to expand upon the morality of suicide, and indeed, most ethical issues, within CPU Goddessism.
I doubt they’d be much point since his moral system seems to be about as nuanced as when they have a moral at the end of a kids show.
October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy!
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I doubt they’d be much point since his moral system seems to be about as nuanced as when they have a moral at the end of a kids show.
"Sailor Moon Says: ' Don't eat your boogers in public, that's gross'"
Aqua Teenatic Jerkop
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He's channeling Galadriel basically.
GaLARDriel more like amirite guys
Dumbass who believes Chris could benefit from jail
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He also considered killing himself once he found out the Gal Pals were fake friends
I'm glad he didn't. 2014 - '16 were worth it. He can off himself now tho' for all I care. Let's face it, Barb has another two years left in her at the most and Chris is as crazy as he's likely to get. The Chris-chan Show has been going through seasonal rot for a while now.
Coolest cracker in the box
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Odds on the Chandler household and their lack of tree pruning surviving hurricane buttfuck?
I know you like my dip.
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I doubt they’d be much point since his moral system seems to be about as nuanced as when they have a moral at the end of a kids show.
What can I say? Listening to Chris spout nonsense is a hoot!
Charming Man
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Odds on the Chandler household and their lack of tree pruning surviving hurricane buttfuck?
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At least he'll finally get a good wash.
Chris tweeted about being sad Doopie didn't want anything to do with him at brony con, can someone post screenshot? I'm on mobile right now
Kill a Commie for Mommy.
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Chris tweeted about being sad Doopie didn't want anything to do with him at brony con, can someone post screenshot? I'm on mobile right now
That wasn't about Doopie, it was about Nowacking. That's the FtM tranny who does some voice acting for fan-made internet videos. Chris has a chubby for her because she does the voice for the DJ horse that he is fixated on in some MLP fan videos.
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Chris is still using his Nightstar account, the activity is far less than his regular, but there's still some content:
Odds on the Chandler household and their lack of tree pruning surviving hurricane buttfuck?
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The homeless saga won't begin when Barb dies, it'll start when the hurricane hits.
I'm moving to Niue next month
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The homeless saga won't begin when Barb dies, it'll start when the hurricane hits.
Why not both? :deviant:
>:-/
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Chris is still using his Nightstar account, the activity is far less than his regular, but there's still some content:
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Ugh yes, whatever you do, don't give anyone else 10 seconds to feel good. Don't just wish them good juju & leave it at that. Give them one word and then stretch across two fucking posts blathering on about you you you. Lol and also intimate that they're in "denial". That's a nice touch.
This shit is why I don't like this guy, or people like him that I'm unfortunate enough to come across in real life.. regardless of whatever causes it.
I am the King of Wishful Thinking!!
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Chris is still using his Nightstar account, the activity is far less than his regular, but there's still some content:
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Nightstar... Oooh oooh ooh ooh!S H O W U S W H O Y O U A R E!
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Feel the trans joy
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He's not incorrect. Apples are good
