Containment Random Chris Updates

[Chan the Wizard]

"Yes, Blake did get a bit aroused by my growing bosom."
Eww, Chris imagines his 'children' getting half-chubbed over him.


Also:

Spoiler: images

Reminds me of when he used to make Amiibos. This is clearly natural autistic progression.

Displayed on Equestria Girls playset.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

"Yes, Blake did get a bit aroused by my growing bosom."
Eww, Chris imagines his 'children' getting half-chubbed over him.


Also:

Spoiler: images

Reminds me of when he used to make Amiibos. This is clearly natural autistic progression.

I'm so glad he managed to fix that mesa in the middle of his face.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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Oh dear, I hope Amy knows what she’s got herself into.

 

[asperhes]

"I am very happy to see others feeling at their emotional best" is Chris's standard pick-up line. "I don't have any money or prospects, I routinely shit my pants, and I have the emotional and intellectual depth of a ten-year-old, but if you become my sweetheart I promise to keep you happy with my random-access humor and my Ugly Growth. That's my offer."

 

[Mason Verger]

Is he just wearing that plastic tiara all the time now? That thing is going to rub an abscess into his forehead.

 

[GloryHole]

He can mail drawings to random women but not already paid for products to customers.

You sound surprised.

 

[Trilby]

I don't remenber past Chris having an asshole in the middle of his face.

I thought that was something else that isn't a nose!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"Yes, Blake did get a bit aroused by my growing bosom."
Eww, Chris imagines his 'children' getting half-chubbed over him.


Also:

Spoiler: images

Reminds me of when he used to make Amiibos. This is clearly natural autistic progression.

This coming a few days after he begs for money for essentials. Lol at Chris's pay pigs falling for this shit still

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

"Yes, Blake did get a bit aroused by my growing bosom."

MUH MOOBS

 

[TrippinKahlua]

As if those words weren't creepy enough, in comes that stupid blushing emoji.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Also:

Spoiler: images

Reminds me of when he used to make Amiibos. This is clearly natural autistic progression.

:: Cannot process stolen IP scibblething incest is no cause for alarm but in fact.. ??? ::

Next.

Wh--what's... it's not well. That is demented. You are not finished with that thing yet. Please. Help it or kill it.

 

[DeathHeat]

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Oh dear, I hope Amy knows what she’s got herself into.

DOOPIEEEEEEEE

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Who's Monika?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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Who's Monika?

I commented recently on that, but I like how the goddamn moron just assumes everyone will automatically know. If I had to guess I'd say that this Monika character only existed on some unreleased Wise and company spergfests chats.

 

[No_one]

I commented recently on that, but I like how the goddamn moron just assumes everyone will automatically know. If I had to guess I'd say that this Monika character only existed on some unreleased Wise and company spergfests chats.

Could it be Monika from DDLC? I remember Marvin writing that making Chris play it would be a terrible and potentially dangerous idea. Sounds like something Wise would do.

 

[MY 405]

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Who's Monika?

Receives fan art of trampy version of character. Immediately steals it and retcons it into the “ultra neo”evolved version of his Lady Boi Rosechu.

 

[White bubblegum]

He just goes on a tirade. Every time.

 

[DeathHeat]

Chris is teaching others to speak Tard, that's quite an accomplishment.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

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Oh dear, I hope Amy knows what she’s got herself into.

Well she met me IRL so I think she'll be OK.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Could it be Monika from DDLC? I remember Marvin writing that making Chris play it would be a terrible and potentially dangerous idea. Sounds like something Wise would do.

Maybe Chris is listening to Mambo No. 5 binaural beats.