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Chris and brand loyalty.

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Reticulate: Usage: Rare: Origin: Biology/Zoology.
Definition: divide or mark (something) in such a way as to resemble a net or network.
"the numerous canals and branches of the river reticulate the flat alluvial plain"

Aka, a fancy way to say "Branch out/off by creating divisions"
Good to see the word of the day app/calendar is working for you Chris!
 
Chris is still using his Nightstar account, the activity is far less than his regular, but there's still some content:

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Poor Barb
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Chris knows it's no use, he's even uploaded evidence of his XY chromosome for the world to see.
 
What. a. dickhead. Did he.. damnit.. "Butt" into a conversation between friends to insist that they stop using terms he suddenly doesn't like?

Nigga just stop reading their post!


Oh my holy fucking hail Satan you're absolutely right.. that's exactly what he did.

And after I finish choking & suffering the anguish of trying to laugh at all of those glorious puns through this deep-chested cough/cold I have right now, I am going to be really irritated with that feggit for that.
 
Oh my holy fucking hail Satan you're absolutely right.. that's exactly what he did.

And after I finish choking & suffering the anguish of trying to laugh at all of those glorious puns through this deep-chested cough/cold I have right now, I am going to be really irritated with that feggit for that.
People always wanted Chris to get a job, I guess he was hired as "Twitter police".
 
I find it pretty interesting how Chris misread the whole conversation, didn't understand the banter between friends and thought it was genuine cyberbullying and felt like he needed to step in.

Well if anyone is proficient in the art of detection & prevention of cyberbullying, certainly it would be him...
 
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I find it pretty interesting how Chris misread the whole conversation, didn't understand the banter between friends and thought it was genuine cyberbullying and felt like he needed to step in.
Well, he is a high functioning autist... with some reservations for the "high functioning" part
 
The PTSD of treating Barbs "holey buttocks".

I like how he can attempt to defraud his fans for hurricane donations one day, then virtue signal over trigger words the next. Chris has been a real asshole lately.

I love it.
 
I find it pretty interesting how Chris misread the whole conversation, didn't understand the banter between friends and thought it was genuine cyberbullying and felt like he needed to step in.
Can you imagine two young adults enjoying the afternoon at Gameplace, both male and female, and making a joke about "booby traps" with Chris interjecting to remind them not to make fun of boobies because of Barb's imaginary breast cancer.
 
When isn't he?
He's not always this overt. Long stretches of time where he mostly tweets shit like "Awesome!" "Looks so cute!". But lately he's been been hilariously self absorbed. Like his "yeah, Alzheimer's is tough, here's my heroic story about my lazy mother and how she wants my toy money..".

I always like when Chris, at no prompting, says something that even his most vehement ass-patters can't support.
 
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