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Or maybe Chris wants to have a three way with slender man and a koopa troopa?
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I feel like Chris understands the Red Pill meme better than most who spam it.
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Chris is gross and gay.
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Well, Chris has been slowly inching closer and closer to coming out as 100% gay (something he said he would never be...wtf happened to staying straight Chris), and I think that Barb's death will finally force him out of the closet.
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No Chris. No, no, no.
Do not shit on the awesome Geno like that.
Do not shit on the awesome Geno like that.
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Love these little contests that Chris enters and never wins. The one thing he neglects to remember is that they're not random draws, which means he will never win. His art is not good enough and most people don't like him.
I am also very tired of Chris trying to insert his autogynephelia into everything. No Chris, you don't have a female sexuality. Slapping long hair and fake breasts on something doesn't make it attractive. You're literally living proof of that. Chris can't even switch genders successfuly, so I doubt he'll win a Nintendo Switch.
I am also very tired of Chris trying to insert his autogynephelia into everything. No Chris, you don't have a female sexuality. Slapping long hair and fake breasts on something doesn't make it attractive. You're literally living proof of that. Chris can't even switch genders successfuly, so I doubt he'll win a Nintendo Switch.
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Chris probably doesn't even realize Geno isn't owned by Nintendo.
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'Simple and elegant'...well, he's half-right, I suppose. HINT - having a drawing literally say with an expression of pure derp, 'Wow! I'm sexy!' is never elegant. I do not think that word means what Chris thinks it means.
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He's probably just repeating what Barb was watching on QVC as they were advertising high-wasted old lady panties.
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Huh....by the standards of Chris-Chan art, that's actually a pretty good picture. It comes off with Sonichu and Rosechu looking quite the cute couple.
I am not known for praising Chris's artwork which is 99% of the time kindergarten level scrawlings, but once in a while (Yawning Squirtle, etc.) he puts out a drawing with a little something extra that catches the eye.
The Old One
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I think they should just get together and marry. This would probably be the best saga yet.View attachment 550704 
is this a troll or .. I see him comment almost on everything chris posts.
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Even a D rank Twitter Ponyshitter account knows Chris is fucking crazy.
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"Please stop hating or bullying us"
Us? Does Chris have DID or something?
Us? Does Chris have DID or something?
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I bet he thinks he has a circle of followers who believe the dimensional crap and he considers himself to be their oracle.
That discussion about Chris starting his own religion looks like it might start becoming serious.
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Chris will shit on everything, don't you know he high caliber creativity and imagination?? You should be showering Chris was the praise. But in all seriousness, there is not a single figtional character that's safe from Chris and him having to, for whatever reason, be inclined to troonify them out?? I mean Chris believes he's 100% woman with uterus and all, and thinks he can get knocked up and have kids, so therefore, in his fucked mind, everything he lays his eyes on or touches, list be genderbent.
Almost. I mean he does consider two poorly drawn characters to be his husband/wife, and he also believes they're 100% real, no matter what Marvin tells us. Also, you can count the endless self insert ocs that Chris has as well.
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I love the way Chris uses archaic phrases like "Well, this is a fine how-do-you-do" in that message up there. Even if I wasn't familiar with his backstory, just seeing a thirty-six-year-old dropping the kind of phrase you'd hear the sensible but flustered father character in a cosy fifties sitcom say when his crazy kids got up to unspecified shenanigans immediately tells me that he was raised fifty percent by television, and fifty percent by people old enough to be his grandparents.
That one fucking giant eye, though... (shudders)
That one fucking giant eye, though... (shudders)
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You might have noticed a certain sperg in Chris's mentions lately, well, his thread is now up, pending mod approval.
https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3807591/
https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3807591/
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Mister Anderson prefers to be called Greta, now.
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Well spotted! I remember the Jacob JS account here sperging about necromancy and reading the future in random Chris-Chan related threads, so he's been thirsty for OPL's girldick for quite a while now.
If i remember right I gave him a precognitive reading of my own on his profile page, that there was going to be a halal thread in his near future and what do I see before me? May not be actually halal, but it's still good enough for me.
