Containment Random Chris Updates

[Marvin]

they're too much of pussies to stand up to fatty.

I think it's at least partially this sometimes.

His wishlist is empty. Did his paypigs buy them?

There's an option for amazon wishlists where you can click "bought this elsewhere" and remove it from the list.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

If anyone wants the fullsize pics, I think they're in a couple other threads - https://kiwifarms.net/posts/2168186/
https://kiwifarms.net/posts/2191428/

 

[mertyville]

Wait, he made his own transformer that can turn into a stage and a car?
It looks dumb but I am still impressed.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

He finally changed his avatar from the Doopie drawing. And here I thought he kept it up almost symbolically.

 

[KJ 195]

Apparently, all Chris wanted from pewdiepie was for him to help Chris out protesting against Trump.

 

[CWCissey]

Why's Chris concerned about a protest in Hawaii?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Why's Chris concerned about a protest in Hawaii?

Because he's looking for an angle to plug his ebay store. That's why.

 

[James Howlett]

Oh, I like that. I like being called Tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.
I didn't call you a mongoloid, I called you a re.tard. And I took it back.

So he hid the medalion...the only place...he knew the gooks wouldn't find it....

 

[DeathHeat]

Why's Chris concerned about a protest in Hawaii?

Stitch told him to fuck off

 

[Mason Verger]

I guess my sights are set low when I'm just happy that Chris is playing with boy toys again.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

He eats at Mickey Dee's twice a day multiple times a week, but mayo? That is beneath this CPU Goddess!

Lick It Up! Lightning bolt, heart, lightning bolt.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

What's going on with this tweet?

EG Daily is a voice actress.

 

[Lipitor]

What's going on with this tweet?

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EG Daily is a voice actress.

Chris has a social media audience and this person is hoping to use it as a platform to promote themselves.

 

[RJ MacReady]

What's going on with this tweet?

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EG Daily is a voice actress.

I checked out her Twitter and the Indiegogo page (archive) itself and it's transparently obvious that she's a has-been who's trying to restart her career using music. She wants 25 grand to promote a music video for a shitty self-love song that's already made.

I wouldn't put it past her to have reached out to randoms to get some extra publicity. Odd that Chris would be one of them.

E: It only has 1 backer at $80.

 

[Mason Verger]

What's going on with this tweet?

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EG Daily is a voice actress.

It looks like an automated thing, like it just replaces each name individually. "Hi Robert! Hi Kristy" there's nothing beyond that really personal about it. The rest seems like a blanket third party response. "Help her.. She thanks you all.."

 

[CWCissey]

EG Daily? As in Tommy Pickles and Buttercup?

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

also this is hilarious:

Not sure if it was intentional. In American English, it's spelled prick.

Back off, pickle. "Prique" is the second best thing I've seen today, second only to SonichuDiePie. And @Mariposa Electrique was the author of such incrediballsness both times.

'MuriKKKan spellings... boresauce.

It's not a spelling in any language or dialect. But it should be.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It looks like an automated thing, like it just replaces each name individually. "Hi Robert! Hi Kristy" there's nothing beyond that really personal about it. The rest seems like a blanket third party response. "Help her.. She thanks you all.."

She's already got the Rugrats reboot coming up. She's not as popular as she used to be, but she's got her place in history. Chris is ridiculous thinking that this was a personal invitation, it was an automated thing designed to mass spam for her crappy content.

 

[TedBovisUK]

Wait. WAIT.

EG Daily also appeared in Better Off Dead, playing herself. Better Off Dead also starred Dan 'if she's a fighter, hold her tighter' Schneider. Dan Schneider shares 'proclivities' with another Kiwi Farms favourite, John Kricfalusi.

I'm sensing a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top! :autism:

On a lighter note, last I heard, EG Daily was married to that cocky Rick Salomon or whatever his name was, the man behind the Paris Hilton sex tape. Talk about finding your level...