Containment Random Chris Updates

In case anyone wants to put a face to the name...

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The American Hedgehog said:
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So, Chris thinks he is (basically) a Transformer too. Yeah, why the fuck not at this point.

He's like that kind of obnoxious kid at primary school that when playing make-believe just had to have every possible power in the universe (only that the kid actually knew it was not for real and had a way better grasp on reality than this middle-aged out of control ball of lard)
 
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This was a tune. (WARNING - clip contains Dan 'show me your feet or you're out on the street' Schneider)


Chrus Chundlur said:
He's like that kind of obnoxious kid at primary school that when playing make-believe just had to have every possible power in the universe (only that the kid actually knew it was not for real and had a way better grasp on reality than this middle-aged out of control ball of lard)
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Life's one long game of Calvinball for Chris.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
I checked out her Twitter and the Indiegogo page (archive) itself and it's transparently obvious that she's a has-been who's trying to restart her career using music. She wants 25 grand to promote a music video for a shitty self-love song that's already made.

I wouldn't put it past her to have reached out to randoms to get some extra publicity. Odd that Chris would be one of them.

E: It only has 1 backer at $80. :thinking:
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Nobody remembers her role on "The Righteous Apples" I'm sure!
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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A flowchart on how Chris transforms:

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Pokedex numbers for the Wall of Originals:
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Chris in denial about his weight:

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Chris is still triggered by pictures of Tito:

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Chris likes Cheerwine:
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On cancer... is he saying heart disease is a form of cancer?
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Plautistic is my new favorite fakemon
 
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KiwiKritter said:
Plautistic is my new favorite fakemon
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I don't think Chris understands how surgery nor pacemakers work. If Bob had that many triple bypasses, no wonder why he was at his wits end when it came to Chris acting stupid and tarding about ruckersville.

SelmyBarristan said:
Apparently, all Chris wanted from pewdiepie was for him to help Chris out protesting against Trump.

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And if pewds did actually help Chris get to Hawaii (I'm shocked Chris knows what Hawaii is since he had trouble understanding the basic concept of austrailia) we all know once Chris got there, he would completely forget the point of going to Hawaii, bitch about the humidity, then shit himself and do nothing. Also, I'm pretty sure PewDiePie doesn't want to waste his money to send Chris and Snorlax to Hawaii for no reason
 
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