Containment Random Chris Updates

Ya know, it must be quite the sight seeing Chris waddle around in public dressed like a living Lisa Frank binder and struggling to breath while he talks to imaginary Pokemon. And you just know he talks in that grating high pitched sing song voice too, just to be more of a twat.

I've joked about younger Chris being oblivious to his surroundings and likely believing there were literal magikarp and beedrills running around outside but Jesus fucking Christ, we've got a grown man literally running around Target pretending to talk to Pokemons. Not sure whether it's sad or disturbing.


Translation: please draw erotic fan art to stoke my fantasies. You know Chris, you could just commission some weirdo on the internet to draw that for you.


Well, as expected, it didn't take Chris all that long to get behind the new MLP reboot...

Weird how he can/is still willing to recognize fanfiction as a thing separate from his universe, but still accept Idea Guy perversions as True and Honest historical events.

Honestly that's one of the more interesting things about Chris. He was absolutely devastated by having to kill off Simonla because he genuinely believes his characters are real, and his brush with Idea Guy reinforced everything, but apparently you need the right "in," or perhaps the right threat, to get him to go along with it. I wonder what that is. Surely there have to be other weens who have already tried copying Idea Guy without success. So what makes Chris believe some random claims on the internet over others? What makes him overreact to some and ignore others...
 
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Well a lot of the people whos opinions he hangs onto are content creators themselves. The Marvel writer, pony youtubers, whatever. He believes creative people have the power to create new worlds with each creation they make.

I mean yeah, that makes sense in a certain Chris Chan fashion. I can get thinking that animators and comic writers have power because, to his mind anyway, he knows My Little Pony and similar franchises. I just don't get how the Idea Guy has any more pull than some other random ween.
 

Chris still doesnt seem to understand that no one is obligated to draw/make fanfics about him and his hideous imaginary spouses does he?? People do have their own lives Chris, not everything revolves around yo-..wait, wtf am I saying, of course it does!!!

Translation: please draw erotic fan art to stoke my fantasies. You know Chris, you could just commission some weirdo on the internet to draw that for you.

He already attempted that with doopy, and we all know how that turned out and ended.
 
Chris still doesnt seem to understand that no one is obligated to draw/make fanfics about him and his hideous imaginary spouses does he?? People do have their own lives Chris, not everything revolves around yo-..wait, wtf am I saying, of course it does!!!
He asked because people do draw legit fanart for him - like, he used to maintain an album on Facebook for it: https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/media_set?set=a.1510991648995309&type=3

It's like how he'll beg for donations because there's a constant stream of people who give him money.
 
Chris still doesnt seem to understand that no one is obligated to draw/make fanfics about him and his hideous imaginary spouses does he?? People do have their own lives Chris, not everything revolves around yo-..wait, wtf am I saying, of course it does!!!

Between Chris and people who pay for commissions in "exposure", I honestly cannot tell who's worse and who's got a bigger sense of entitlement.
 
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If people want to draw fanart of Sonichu, wtf not?

A lot of people are fans of shitty things.
Amen to that, I have seen bigger, dedicated, true and honest fanbases for things that are far worse and still work as a self-insert fantasy for the creator (Rick and Morty comes to mind)
 
If people want to draw fanart of Sonichu, wtf not?

A lot of people are fans of shitty things.
Main problem is that Chris is expecting people to draw fanart of something that nobody fucking knows about.
I knew he was married to Magi-Chan and Cryzel (who I didn't even know who she was until yesterday) but is also now apparently also married to Mewtwo and some other Sonichu?? How does he expect anyone to keep up?
 
I knew he was married to Magi-Chan and Cryzel (who I didn't even know who she was until yesterday) but is also now apparently also married to Mewtwo and some other Sonichu?? How does he expect anyone to keep up?

Oh, I don't know the finer details of his imaginary world.

I just know he's a Tard

But if some people can keep up with Sonichu mythos, I applaud you. It seems fucking insane to me
 
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