Containment Random Chris Updates

Silver Octopus said:
I've seen better Sonichu plushies...

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Yeah but that's not really fair, comparing fan stuff to the authentic original by Christian "Christopher" Weston Chandler.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Chris, always there to ruin a good time with his autism and ego.
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I do find it kind of sad that Chris cannot understand even the most basic of jokes.

Like, he doesn't understand this, and he doesn't understand satire/parody. Satire and parody are fairly easy to understand and find amusing.
 
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Fumanchuchu said:
I can't imagine being a person that wants to send christine weston chandler a sex toy, let alone a hand made one.
That'd be weird and gross.
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Somewhere out there, there must be some ween who would send Chris a new blow-up doll or other stuff if he'd made a nice begging video.
 
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Mogambo said:
Honestly that's one of the more interesting things about Chris. He was absolutely devastated by having to kill off Simonla because he genuinely believes his characters are real, and his brush with Idea Guy reinforced everything, but apparently you need the right "in," or perhaps the right threat, to get him to go along with it. I wonder what that is. Surely there have to be other I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME who have already tried copying Idea Guy without success. So what makes Chris believe some random claims on the internet over others? What makes him overreact to some and ignore others...
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They photoshopped pictures of "cwcville" from pictures of Ferguson during the riots.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
So, Chris thinks he is (basically) a Transformer too. Yeah, why the fuck not at this point.

He's like that kind of obnoxious kid at primary school that when playing make-believe just had to have every possible power in the universe (only that the kid actually knew it was not for real and had a way better grasp on reality than this middle-aged out of control ball of lard)
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Balrog has many, many powers.
 
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No_one said:
Somewhere out there, there must be some I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME who would send Chris a new blow-up doll or other stuff if he'd made a nice begging video.
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I mean he fucking doxed himself. Totally surprised nobody has mailed him a sex toy as a prank yet. I mean he's been sent literal excrement, so why not a dildo? I'm genuinely curious.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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He says the morning after pissing off a ton of his Twitter followers with his entitled begging.
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Hey, he's a goddess now. This means he radiates peace, love and positive energy and everything he says or does is a blessing to the world. He could probably cure terminal diseases with touch and stop the climate change with just one godly fart if he wanted to.
 
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