Containment Random Chris Updates

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"PEWDIE PIE, put ME on your show POST HASTE; AND WHAT NOT! MY fragile Heart is growing TIRED of Begging For PEANUTS! Also, Dump your WOMAN IMMEDIATELY! So I can BECOME Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu DiePie! You Will See that I Am Well VERSED In The ASIAN ARTS of Beaudeux Kung Fu, which I, Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, Learned from the Ancient Chinese Fighting Dykes. I HAVE the Agility of an ASIAN Gymnist and the SUCKING power of Nintendo's Kirby!
SINCERELY, Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
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What a selfish prique. The autism excuse only goes so far. I'm not buying Chris any girls clothes that don't fit. I'll send him a potato sack lined with the cheapest cotton to keep him warm during the winter. That's it.
Buying myself presents is exhausting. Sometimes I just want to be surprised by someone else buying me a present.
also this is hilarious:
Not sure if it was intentional. In American English, it's spelled prick.
 
also this is hilarious:

Not sure if it was intentional. In American English, it's spelled prick.

Back off, pickle. :pickle: "Prique" is the second best thing I've seen today, second only to SonichuDiePie. And @Mariposa Electrique was the author of such incrediballsness both times.

'MuriKKKan spellings... boresauce. :geek:
 
Back off, pickle. :pickle: "Prique" is the second best thing I've seen today, second only to SonichuDiePie. And @Mariposa Electrique was the author of such incrediballsness both times.

'MuriKKKan spellings... boresauce. :geek:
Now I just picture Fabienne from Pulp Fiction saying that:
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"What a selfeesh prique. He did not have any blueberry pancakes, only buttermilk."
 
Now I just picture Fabienne from Pulp Fiction saying that:
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"What a selfeesh prique. He did not have any blueberry pancakes, only buttermilk."

Oh, I like that. I like being called Tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.
I didn't call you a mongoloid, I called you a re.tard. And I took it back.
 
I’m sure his Patreon customers would like their comics they paid for forever ago and never received.
It would make a lovely present for Christmas.

Doubt it. They are giving him money because of CHRISTORY and not because of actually wanting something. either that or they're too much of pussies to stand up to fatty.

Chris just wants us to buy him his dream jacket and 3 other items for Christmas.

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https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1047053610956275712
https://archive.is/KtW24

His wishlist is empty. Did his paypigs buy them?
 
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