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Is it those faggots that took him out for tea a while back? They seem like they wanted our attention.
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I bet the Wallflower doesn't shave anything and smells like rotten fruit
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Isn't she fucking her dad?
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I sure hope not
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She's the least unnatractive person in the Cwcverse but she's not that hot.
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He was cute almost when younger. Now he just looks like a human slug.
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Everything before this was fucking gravy lmao
Is she the next kiwi target?
But Chris says he's filthy rich and wastes his money. Betabucks is what I'm getting lol.
I still think he's better than clapping cheeks with half of this poll
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Plus, last time I looked at that picture of her on the cwcki, she's pretty ugly.
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Are these the bronies he smoked weed with?
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You telling me you're not into moonshine princesses?
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I'd eat crabs seasoned with Old Bay on newspapers with her and her naked dad any day.
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Me too. In the butt.
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Did Chris ever explain why his twitter password was changed, when he tweeted the photo of Megan?
Was that connected to these IRL friends?
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If it's people IRL that're manipulating Chris, there's no way anyone can help him. IRL is the big thing for him. Trolls live online. They don't meet up with you and scam you in real life, in Chris' head.
Chris is fucked (hopefully not literally).
Chris is fucked (hopefully not literally).
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Objectively speaking Megan is more "attractive" than Anna, I guess, but as I said she has this "uncanny valley" that I can't get over (and even without that she's as plain and standard as it gets), so yeah, I'd rather fuck Anna. Neither of them is worth even a wank session though.
That would probably be the most decent looking lady on the CWC-Verse, not Megan.
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@The Captain do you know if these "IRL friends" are just trolls local to Chris, or they actual friends (possibly unsupervised mongos and mental cases like Chris) who are actually condoning his lunacy? Or is it a bit of Colum A and a bit of Colum B type thing?
You mean Stephen King's autistic female clone who also has a daddy incest fetish? Hard pass.
You mean Stephen King's autistic female clone who also has a daddy incest fetish? Hard pass.
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I cant imagine these IRL friends are trolls in the classical sense. They're probably the usual nerdy awkward type who are accepting of everyone and enable Chris' delusion because he's retarded and trying to correct him would be considered "bullying" him.
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Megan was pretty much textbook average when it came to looks (5 or 6/10), but she had nerdy tendencies and seemed attainable due to her quirks, so I think that added to her appeal. Anna is honestly pretty ugly in the face but has a better body.