Containment Random Chris Updates

[drtoboggan]

Megan was pretty much textbook average when it came to looks (5 or 6/10), but she had nerdy tendencies and seemed attainable due to her quirks, so I think that added to her appeal. Anna is honestly pretty ugly in the face but has a better body.

Butterfaces need love too.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Sonichu 16 has made Chris patreon go up to 338$

 

[George Beorge]

He was cute almost when younger. Now he just looks like a human slug.

Funny thing is Chris himself could've been attractive if he lost the weight, sense of fashion, and the "my mom cut my hair" style he had back in the day.
Course, it's too late for that now. Far, far too late.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

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It's almost artful how perfectly autistic Chris's tweets are.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Funny thing is Chris himself could've been attractive if he lost the weight, sense of fashion, and the "my mom cut my hair" style he had back in the day.
Course, it's too late for that now. Far, far too late.

I disagree that it's too late. If he dropped this troon shit, hit the gym hard, and put himself on a 2,000 kcal diet of good, healthy food, it would make a huge diff. Start dressing well? He'd possibly be a stud. If he has real gender dysphoria, I get it, but this troon thing is a lot of shit, IMO.

 

[BScCollateral]

It's almost artful how perfectly autistic Chris's tweets are.

And yet, if Romans invented Coca-Cola... It would be silly.

My God, it's coherent.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I disagree that it's too late. If he dropped this troon shit, hit the gym hard, and put himself on a 2,000 kcal diet of good, healthy food, it would make a huge diff. Start dressing well? He'd possibly be a stud. If he has real gender dysphoria, I get it, but this troon thing is a lot of shit, IMO.

I wouldn't say he would be attractive, there would still be that uncanniness about him from the way his brows furrow to how his bottom jaw juts out, but he would be average at best. And the thing is, you can be pretty hideous and still find someone to like you as long as you aren't an asshole and not dress or act like a troon.

Spoiler

I went to school with someone who would be considered attractive and is pretty fit but he ended up marrying a girl who looked like she came from Rocky Dennis' family tree. And as far as I'm aware of, she's not even a decent person and everyone who knows him are just as confused about them.

 

[Snuckening]

I disagree that it's too late. If he dropped this troon shit, hit the gym hard, and put himself on a 2,000 kcal diet of good, healthy food, it would make a huge diff. Start dressing well? He'd possibly be a stud. If he has real gender dysphoria, I get it, but this troon thing is a lot of shit, IMO.

Nigga Chris's plans to be an uber-kawaii omnipotent dimension-hopping teenage ponygirl are more likely to happen than that.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

I wouldn't say he would be attractive, there would still be that uncanniness about him from the way his brows furrow to how his bottom jaw juts out, but he would be average at best. And the thing is, you can be pretty hideous and still find someone to like you as long as you aren't an asshole and not dress or act like a troon.

He's got the genes to be a solid 6/10. Bob was cute as a young guy, but Chris gets a lot of that bulldog look from Maman Barb. Thankfully, that isn't a bad look on a muscular guy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He's got the genes to be a solid 6/10. Bob was cute as a young guy, but Chris gets a lot of that bulldog look from Maman Barb. Thankfully, that isn't a bad look on a muscular guy.

Chris has always been unattractive before and after the Tomgirl BS. His unattractiveness seeps into every facet of his personality.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Chris has always been unattractive before and after the Tomgirl BS. His unattractiveness seeps into every facet of his personality.

Being an unpleasant, fat wad of shit does not alter symmetry and bone structure. I stand by my statement.

 

[DeathHeat]

Chris has always been unattractive before and after the Tomgirl BS. His unattractiveness seeps into every facet of his personality.

Harsh.

 

[Marvin]

@The Captain do you know if these "IRL friends" are just trolls local to Chris, or they actual friends (possibly unsupervised mongos and mental cases like Chris) who are actually condoning his lunacy? Or is it a bit of Colum A and a bit of Colum B type thing?

Trolls.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I wouldn't say he would be attractive, there would still be that uncanniness about him from the way his brows furrow to how his bottom jaw juts out, but he would be average at best. And the thing is, you can be pretty hideous and still find someone to like you as long as you aren't an asshole and not dress or act like a troon.

Spoiler

I went to school with someone who would be considered attractive and is pretty fit but he ended up marrying a girl who looked like she came from Rocky Dennis' family tree. And as far as I'm aware of, she's not even a decent person and everyone who knows him are just as confused about them.

Yep. He has the mongoloid brow/jaw look and that creepy, empty stare thing going on. He could be average at best if he was in good shape with a decent haircut, but he would still seem off.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Trolls.

Damn, so legit actual trolls? They're pretending to be friends so they can fuck around with him?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

They're pretending to be friends so they can fuck around with him?

Isn't that how Clyde Cash & Co. started? It was online, but it's basically the same thing. Pretending that Sonichu has this massive fanbase and he can get all the china he wants.

Not to say it isn't despicable, but I mean I'm not exactly sure who's supposed to be the good guy. Or tomgirl.

 

[Marvin]

Damn, so legit actual trolls? They're pretending to be friends so they can fuck around with him?

Yes.

Isn't that how Clyde Cash & Co. started? It was online, but it's basically the same thing. Pretending that Sonichu has this massive fanbase and he can get all the china he wants.

Not to say it isn't despicable, but I mean I'm not exactly sure who's supposed to be the good guy. Or tomgirl.

The stakes are higher when Chris is getting scammed out of money, slicing his taint open, and generally becoming more insane by the minute.

But otherwise, same framework, yes.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Being an unpleasant, fat wad of shit does not alter symmetry and bone structure. I stand by my statement.

You're trying to project way too much of an idealized concept onto Chris. He's hideous, and his teeth are separating by the day.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Isn't that how Clyde Cash & Co. started? It was online, but it's basically the same thing. Pretending that Sonichu has this massive fanbase and he can get all the china he wants.

Not to say it isn't despicable, but I mean I'm not exactly sure who's supposed to be the good guy. Or tomgirl.

I feel it's a little different when you're face to face with the guy and lying to him. Feels more heinous to me

 

[Brian Butterfield]

So, as has been established, Chris' criteria for someone to be or not to be a troll is the following:

• Meet in real life
• Any divulged info is leaked onto Kiwi, /cwc/ etc.

In that case it's easy to see why these latest trolls have been so successful. It's kinda sad that Chris has no real defense against them after all this time. IG really did a number on his already poor critical thinking skills.

I feel it's a little different when you're face to face with the guy and lying to him. Feels more heinous to me

Understandable, but at the same time how many trolls has Chris met? "Emily" "Kacey" "Catherine" "Robert Simmons V" The only difference this time is what the trolls are manipulating him into doing. In this case they seem to be obsessed with having him Heaven's Gate himself.