Containment Random Chris Updates

[Deadpool]

A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

Is it those faggots that took him out for tea a while back? They seem like they wanted our attention.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm a kellie andes guy myself.


Lol no love here for the wallflower? Haha

I bet the Wallflower doesn't shave anything and smells like rotten fruit

 

[The Captain]

I bet the Wallflower doesn't shave anything and smells like rotten fruit

Isn't she fucking her dad?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Isn't she fucking her dad?

I sure hope not

 

[White bubblegum]

Have you SEEN her, man? She's gorgeous. I'd hit that and then marry it if I wasn't married already.

Just because Chris fixated over her doesn't mean there's anything wrong with her. I mean, she DID have the good sense to cut him out of her life completely, didn't she?

That's more than can be said for most of us.

She's the least unnatractive person in the Cwcverse but she's not that hot.

 

[The Giver]

The real question is why Sorbet is on the poll but not Patti

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Nobody wants to tap that sweet Cole Smithey smug ass?

He was cute almost when younger. Now he just looks like a human slug.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

I sure hope not

Everything before this was fucking gravy lmao

Is she the next kiwi target?

He was cute almost when younger. Now he just looks like a human slug.

But Chris says he's filthy rich and wastes his money. Betabucks is what I'm getting lol.

I still think he's better than clapping cheeks with half of this poll

 

[nvrwastetree]

I bet the Wallflower doesn't shave anything and smells like rotten fruit

Plus, last time I looked at that picture of her on the cwcki, she's pretty ugly.

 

[Picklechu]

Ding Ding Ding!

Had to make you guys work for it.

Are these the bronies he smoked weed with?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I bet the Wallflower doesn't shave anything and smells like rotten fruit

You telling me you're not into moonshine princesses?

 

[AnOminous]

You telling me you're not into moonshine princesses?

I'd eat crabs seasoned with Old Bay on newspapers with her and her naked dad any day.

 

[drtoboggan]

I'd rather smash Anna.

Me too. In the butt.

 

[Snuckening]

Ding Ding Ding!

Had to make you guys work for it.

Did Chris ever explain why his twitter password was changed, when he tweeted the photo of Megan?

Was that connected to these IRL friends?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

If it's people IRL that're manipulating Chris, there's no way anyone can help him. IRL is the big thing for him. Trolls live online. They don't meet up with you and scam you in real life, in Chris' head.

Chris is fucked (hopefully not literally).

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Objectively speaking Megan is more "attractive" than Anna, I guess, but as I said she has this "uncanny valley" that I can't get over (and even without that she's as plain and standard as it gets), so yeah, I'd rather fuck Anna. Neither of them is worth even a wank session though.

I'm a kellie andes guy myself.

That would probably be the most decent looking lady on the CWC-Verse, not Megan.

 

[The Dude]

@The Captain do you know if these "IRL friends" are just trolls local to Chris, or they actual friends (possibly unsupervised mongos and mental cases like Chris) who are actually condoning his lunacy? Or is it a bit of Colum A and a bit of Colum B type thing?

I'm a kellie andes guy myself.


Lol no love here for the wallflower? Haha

You mean Stephen King's autistic female clone who also has a daddy incest fetish? Hard pass.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I cant imagine these IRL friends are trolls in the classical sense. They're probably the usual nerdy awkward type who are accepting of everyone and enable Chris' delusion because he's retarded and trying to correct him would be considered "bullying" him.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Objectively speaking Megan is more "attractive" than Anna, I guess, but as I said she has this "uncanny valley" that I can't get over (and even without that she's as plain and standard as it gets), so yeah, I'd rather fuck Anna. Neither of them is worth even a wank session though.

That would probably be the most decent looking lady on the CWC-Verse, not Megan.

Megan was pretty much textbook average when it came to looks (5 or 6/10), but she had nerdy tendencies and seemed attainable due to her quirks, so I think that added to her appeal. Anna is honestly pretty ugly in the face but has a better body.