Containment Random Chris Updates

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If all else fails, draw a shitty comic that shows you in the least sympathetic light. That should learn then and their boundaries!
 
James Howlett said:
This actually explains Chris referring to his childhood experience for the first time in years. I guess the court-appointed shrink is actually doing their job, and Chris dont like it a bit.
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We ought to be glad this is happening at all.
 
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No words... just no words...

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My thoughts are he just used to be this spoiled, pampered manchild and now combine this with naroctics, weed and alcohol, cause ya know your hometrans doin it, and now we have this mutation of tard. He's recognizable to a point but I'm starting to think there's no going back.

Sorry for small textwall. It's not snappy, but it's probably best to accept these things now rather than be shocked later.
 
Snuckening said:
More completely sane and reasonable commentary on how Chris hangs out with Ted Bundy, who's always very loyal when he does Chris's bidding.

And OMG Chris NEEDS to be Unblocked, and will do anything... (apart from respect the will of the people that blocked him- or even give them a few hours of reprieve from constantly being name-dropped and accosted with demands. That's completely off the table)

But does anyone know the context for that "diplomatic immunity" thing? Who the fuck is Blucifer? Is Chris hanging out with this guy in Equestria?

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ALL CHRONICLER LAWS ARE NEVER TO BE OVERTURNED... OR WHATEVER!!!

"Or whatever." Great boilerplate, Chris. Super profesh. lol.

I wonder if his pay-chiatrist has ever googled him.
 
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Manly-Chicken said:
Doesn't look like his writing. Capitalizations are too correct.
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The capitalizations only appear when he's agitated or excited about something, this time he's trying to get back on good terms with the pony artists, so he's being a "good boy" and posting a must-accept apology in a calm-ish tone..
 
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chris is now blaming everyone but himself for his actions.
further proving its everyone fault but his own and that he is still a massive child.
 
flossman said:
I give it a month or two until he starts dropping acid.
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I doubt he or anyone he knows has the connections to get LSD these days. More likely some troon gives him some nasty ass research chemical with half the alphabet and some numbers as a name that puts him on the floor in a catatonic state for 14 hours experiencing a Kafkaesque death trip.
 
AnOminous said:
I doubt he or anyone he knows has the connections to get LSD these days. More likely some troon gives him some nasty ass research chemical with half the alphabet and some numbers as a name that puts him on the floor in a catatonic state for 14 hours experiencing a Kafkaesque death trip.
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“This will boost your psychic and dimensional abilities so high you’ll be able to complete the merge yourself, 20 years early! Just remember to take all of the pills.”
 
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