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My thoughts are he just used to be this spoiled, pampered manchild and now combine this with naroctics, weed and alcohol, cause ya know your hometrans doin it, and now we have this mutation of tard. He's recognizable to a point but I'm starting to think there's no going back.

Sorry for small textwall. It's not snappy, but it's probably best to accept these things now rather than be shocked later.
 
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More completely sane and reasonable commentary on how Chris hangs out with Ted Bundy, who's always very loyal when he does Chris's bidding.

And OMG Chris NEEDS to be Unblocked, and will do anything... (apart from respect the will of the people that blocked him- or even give them a few hours of reprieve from constantly being name-dropped and accosted with demands. That's completely off the table)

But does anyone know the context for that "diplomatic immunity" thing? Who the fuck is Blucifer? Is Chris hanging out with this guy in Equestria?

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ALL CHRONICLER LAWS ARE NEVER TO BE OVERTURNED... OR WHATEVER!!!

"Or whatever." Great boilerplate, Chris. Super profesh. lol.

I wonder if his pay-chiatrist has ever googled him.
 
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I give it a month or two until he starts dropping acid.

I doubt he or anyone he knows has the connections to get LSD these days. More likely some troon gives him some nasty ass research chemical with half the alphabet and some numbers as a name that puts him on the floor in a catatonic state for 14 hours experiencing a Kafkaesque death trip.
 
I doubt he or anyone he knows has the connections to get LSD these days. More likely some troon gives him some nasty ass research chemical with half the alphabet and some numbers as a name that puts him on the floor in a catatonic state for 14 hours experiencing a Kafkaesque death trip.
“This will boost your psychic and dimensional abilities so high you’ll be able to complete the merge yourself, 20 years early! Just remember to take all of the pills.”
 
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