Containment Random Chris Updates

fiu0cm said:
It reads like Chris to me. He uses less emphatic capitalization and tries to accentuate pauses in writing when he's sad. It reminds me of this:
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Why the fuck did he use a screencap of Zelda II?
Edit: Wait, it's the lady who says "Sorry, I know nothing." That makes sense, kinda? Did chris just Google "I know nothing" and chose the first image that popped up?
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
I'd like to see his reaction to the Tarrasque. Or a neutronium golem.
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Jeezus! As an old school AD&D 1.0 player for life, all I can say is that the subsequent WOTC money-raping 'editions' of AD&D were surely as fuck strongly influenced by MMORPGs. I thought Tiamat or the original Tarrasque was badass, but that neutronium golem, I can't think of what kind of protections any party of even Godlike characters would have to have in place to face such a thing with a chance of survival. The 1.0gen GODS weren't that powerful!

If Chris starts reading and adapting this shit into his mental model, I don't know if it will scare him under a pillow and he just forgets everything about this, or else new editions of the Sonichu comics are going to be FUCKING EPIC, with blazing fusion shells and Gods moulding new Sonichus out of dead star material and shit.
 
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Nebula Slasher said:
Why the fuck did he use a screencap of Zelda II?
Edit: Wait, it's the lady who says "Sorry, I know nothing." That makes sense, kinda? Did chris just Google "I know nothing" and chose the first image that popped up?
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The amazing part to me is how Chris managed to somehow downgrade a NES picture to almost Atari 2600 levels... just compare to the original. Fucker really can't do anything right.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Jeezus! As an old school AD&D 1.0 player for life, all I can say is that the subsequent WOTC money-raping 'editions' of AD&D were surely as fuck strongly influenced by MMORPGs. I thought Tiamat or the original Tarrasque was badass, but that neutronium golem, I can't think of what kind of protections any party of even Godlike characters would have to have in place to face such a thing with a chance of survival. The 1.0gen GODS weren't that powerful!

If Chris starts reading and adapting this shit into his mental model, I don't know if it will scare him under a pillow and he just forgets everything about this, or else new editions of the Sonichu comics are going to be FUCKING EPIC, with blazing fusion shells and Gods moulding new Sonichus out of dead star material and shit.
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It should be super powerful. That thing is the size of Mars!
 
BScCollateral said:
Isn't neutronium pretty much a fluid, so heavy it can't support any shape but a sphere?
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It's more gassy, but as a form of degenerate matter, it isn't going to be able to maintain a shape, even if you forced it into one temporarily. In addition to being ridiculous from a game perspective, this thing is also nonsense physically.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's more gassy, but as a form of degenerate matter, it isn't going to be able to maintain a shape, even if you forced it into one temporarily. In addition to being ridiculous from a game perspective, this thing is also nonsense physically.
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Presumably that's where the magic kicks in, when logic and science fails to deal with matter (even degenerate matter) in a sufficently cool way. That's how Chris' mind operates, anyhow.
 
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More completely sane and reasonable commentary on how Chris hangs out with Ted Bundy, who's always very loyal when he does Chris's bidding.

And OMG Chris NEEDS to be Unblocked, and will do anything... (apart from respect the will of the people that blocked him- or even give them a few hours of reprieve from constantly being name-dropped and accosted with demands. That's completely off the table)

But does anyone know the context for that "diplomatic immunity" thing? Who the fuck is Blucifer? Is Chris hanging out with this guy in Equestria?

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