Containment Random Chris Updates

[lofi]

they only keep the minimal room required clear to warm up their frozen pizzas.

 

[Deadpool]

Concerning Barb not cooking. I don't think anyone has a problem with her not cooking. The problem is how she went about it.

If she would have told them "Chris is an adult now and I'm getting older it's time for you guys to fend for yourself." it would have been fine.

Instead she screamed, and (unless I'm mistaken) threatened to off herself. So as always she did it in the cuntiest way possible.

 

[DeathHeat]

Instead she screamed, and (unless I'm mistaken) threatened to off herself. So as always she did it in the cuntiest way possible.

Well sure, we wouldn't talk about it if Barb had manners or intelligence.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

You can tell Chris was raised by TV because he can't talk about anything without inserting a literal advertisement.

That and it was literally his "job" to sell those shitty CutCo knives

 

[zap2theextreme]

don't forget everyone, the kitchen is where the computer used to be so that's where Chris would jack off.

 

[DeathHeat]

don't forget everyone, the kitchen is where the computer used to be so that's where Chris would jack off.

Oh sure, and the coffemaker was in the bathroom.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

That and it was literally his "job" to sell those shitty CutCo knives

I remember, and I wondered at first if he memorized that whole shpiel while at that "job" and still could recall it, but since he speaks in the post about his own shitty food, (ham for Thanksgiving, Christ) I think it's more likely he's just used to talking like Billy-Mays-shilling-something about any topic.

In an alternate universe (just one though, out of the infinite multiverses) there's a Chris-Chan who is independent and very happy, hired to write all the description text for the item pages in something like the BUDK online store.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Barb strikes me as someone who wanted to live like Peggy Bundy since that's about exactly as she lives now.

Except Peg was kinda hot.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

You can also tell he was raised by wolves because he shits and pisses on the floor.

At least the wolves know not to shit and piss where they sleep.

 

[GhostBird50]

so Chris posted this trying to say he made a lego figure of one of the brony people.
I will say this 1. does look like his house or desk or whatever
2. someone claimed they made it I believe that
3. Chris is claiming to have made this 1 or 2 years ago before the bronies

 

[Based Tom Nook]

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so Chris posted this trying to say he made a lego figure of one of the brony people.
I will say this 1. does look like his house or desk or whatever
2. someone claimed they made it I believe that
3. Chris is claiming to have made this 1 or 2 years ago before the bronies

Did Chris know about Dr. Wolf 1-2 years ago?

Also MKR is still on Chris's case

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Based Tom Nook]

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The only thing more depressing than not having anyone show up at your birthday party is not having anyone show up to your imaginary husband's birthday party.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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so Chris posted this trying to say he made a lego figure of one of the brony people.
I will say this 1. does look like his house or desk or whatever
2. someone claimed they made it I believe that
3. Chris is claiming to have made this 1 or 2 years ago before the bronies

And now a poor brony analyst joins Bob, Barb, Doopie and the others trapped in chris's plastic voodoo hell.

 

[Kunta Kinte]

The only thing more depressing than not having anyone show up at your birthday party is not having anyone show up to your imaginary husband's birthday party.

I thought it was "Having to take your mom to the prom"?

 

[fiu0cm]

Therefore, and Chris says the details of Mewtwo's birthday are irrelevant:

so Chris posted this trying to say he made a lego figure of one of the brony people.

There's no reason to disbelieve that he "made" the minifigure. He made it in the sense that he ineptly painted a mask and tail from other minifigures, and put them on a head, torso, legs and arms.

2. someone claimed they made it I believe that

That was very obviously a joke.

. Chris is claiming to have made this 1 or 2 years ago before the bronies

Someone else made a Dr. Wolf minifigure in 2015.

 

[GhostBird50]

There's no reason to disbelieve that he "made" the minifigure. He made it in the sense that he ineptly painted a mask and tail from other minifigures, and put them on a head, torso, legs, and arms.

I'm saying I don't believe he made it because of where it is it looks like it's on an angled drawing board and I didn't think Chris has one of those that and the area looks to clean.

 

[fiu0cm]

I'm saying I don't believe he made it because of where it is it looks like it's on an angled drawing board and I didn't think Chris has one of those that and the area looks to clean.

It's his room, and it's not particularly clean.

 

[Kunta Kinte]

It's his room, and it's not particularly clean.

YOU, SIR, ARE A STEELY EYED MISSILE MAN

 

[Gunslinger]

Therefore, and Chris says the details of Mewtwo's birthday are irrelevant:
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There's no reason to disbelieve that he "made" the minifigure. He made it in the sense that he ineptly painted a mask and tail from other minifigures, and put them on a head, torso, legs and arms.
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That was very obviously a joke.


Someone else made a Dr. Wolf minifigure in 2015.
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Hubbietwo? Did he seriously just call Mewtwo Hubbietwo? Jesus Christ. I normally don't a-log but Chris kinda deserves a punch to the face for that.