Containment Random Chris Updates

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Ah yes the eighties. I remember kissing random strangers everyday, every where I went. That's all anyone did in the eighties. That and coke.
 
King Kong... with wings? said:
Doesn't chris have to pay for the pizzas himself even if he didn't order them?
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You could buy a gift card from like Pizza Hut, and order it online to be delivered to Chris. That way I don't think he'd have to sign a credit card receipt. Don't know if you could add a gratuity that way, but could probably add a note for the driver to ask for an autograph instead.
 
I think there should be an official Chris Chan trolling etiquette just prevent him from further delusional and keeping from spending on too much shit.
 
Tikbalang said:
I think there should be an official Chris Chan trolling etiquette just prevent him from further delusional and keeping from spending on too much shit.
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Chris should be put in a group home, and then in the group home, there should be a cage, and he should be put in that cage.
 
I'm surprised that Chris isn't on some kind of do not deliver without pre-payment list for every pizza place within 20 miles.

Oh, he's accepting every pizza isn't he :hambone:
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Despite all his rage he's still just a tard in a cage
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HOLY SHIT that explains this picture so well!

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Has Chris mentioned if he's doing the cooking around the house now that Barb is basically zombified or does he just let her have some of his McDonald's from time to time? Seeing that Barb has gone from a snorlax to disturbingly gaunt in her old age I imagine she isn't controlling her food intake any more.
 
Lumberjock said:
Has Chris mentioned if he's doing the cooking around the house now that Barb is basically zombified or does he just let her have some of his McDonald's from time to time? Seeing that Barb has gone from a snorlax to disturbingly gaunt in her old age I imagine she isn't controlling her food intake any more.
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Barb eat diet shakes and bananas. No cooking involved
 
Deadpool said:
Ah yes the eighties. I remember kissing random strangers everyday, every where I went. That's all anyone did in the eighties. That and coke.
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It's like Chris saw Richard Dawson kissing all those women on Family Feud and thinks that's still acceptable today.
 
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