Containment Random Chris Updates

[TrippinKahlua]

Doesn't chris have to pay for the pizzas himself even if he didn't order them?

I'm sure there is leftover tugboat. It's only the 5th.

 

[Deadpool]

Ah yes the eighties. I remember kissing random strangers everyday, every where I went. That's all anyone did in the eighties. That and coke.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

I'm sure there is leftover tugboat. It's only the 5th.

I found this

Apparently the ween has cost Chris over $100 and chris refuses to say no

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I found this

Apparently the I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME has cost Chris over $100 and chris refuses to say no

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

What sick degenerate would eat papa John's twice in one day?

 

[Buck Mullet]

Doesn't chris have to pay for the pizzas himself even if he didn't order them?

You could buy a gift card from like Pizza Hut, and order it online to be delivered to Chris. That way I don't think he'd have to sign a credit card receipt. Don't know if you could add a gratuity that way, but could probably add a note for the driver to ask for an autograph instead.

 

[Trilby]

Ah yes the eighties. I remember kissing random strangers everyday, every where I went. That's all anyone did in the eighties. That and coke.

Also voting for Reagan!

 

[RockRider]

Is there anywhere where Chris DOESN'T owe a large amount of debt?

 

[CWCissey]

Is there anywhere where Chris DOESN'T owe a large amount of debt?

The gym.

 

[Tikbalang]

I think there should be an official Chris Chan trolling etiquette just prevent him from further delusional and keeping from spending on too much shit.

 

[AnOminous]

I think there should be an official Chris Chan trolling etiquette just prevent him from further delusional and keeping from spending on too much shit.

Chris should be put in a group home, and then in the group home, there should be a cage, and he should be put in that cage.

 

[ZapThePickle]

What is going on here? (Still in the dark as he isn't accepting my follow request)

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I'm surprised that Chris isn't on some kind of do not deliver without pre-payment list for every pizza place within 20 miles.

Oh, he's accepting every pizza isn't he

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris should be put in a group home, and then in the group home, there should be a cage, and he should be put in that cage.

Despite all his rage he's still just a tard in a cage

 

[CWCissey]

Despite all his rage he's still just a tard in a cage

HOLY SHIT that explains this picture so well!

 

[Lumberjock]

Has Chris mentioned if he's doing the cooking around the house now that Barb is basically zombified or does he just let her have some of his McDonald's from time to time? Seeing that Barb has gone from a snorlax to disturbingly gaunt in her old age I imagine she isn't controlling her food intake any more.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Chris should be put in a group home, and then in the group home, there should be a cage, and he should be put in that cage.

My Fanta Dish is emptyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

 

[Rogowski]

His PSN statistics indicate he's never touched most of those games, save for RE5, Dead Space Ignition, and Saw, and he's never finished them

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t that the case for 99.7% of the Gabe’s he owns, not just horror games?

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

Has Chris mentioned if he's doing the cooking around the house now that Barb is basically zombified or does he just let her have some of his McDonald's from time to time? Seeing that Barb has gone from a snorlax to disturbingly gaunt in her old age I imagine she isn't controlling her food intake any more.

Barb eat diet shakes and bananas. No cooking involved

 

[Lumberjock]

Barb eat diet shakes and bananas. No cooking involved

I sure wish she'd share some of those diet shakes with Chris, then.

 

[Jetman]

Ah yes the eighties. I remember kissing random strangers everyday, every where I went. That's all anyone did in the eighties. That and coke.

It's like Chris saw Richard Dawson kissing all those women on Family Feud and thinks that's still acceptable today.