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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Interesting. So they're giving Chris just enough to get in under the tugboat limit? I wonder how Chris feels about this since there's a lot of money coming in.
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Yea it's essentially the same thing Null was going to do for him, except Caden has been trying to monetize Chris for personal gain. Plus who can say he doesn't just hand him cash when needed, who would know. Either way I'm surprised there isn't more information about Caden as he's a giant faggot who is literally using a lolcow as a cashcow, and directly influences Chris' decisions and content. Worst of all, he's painfully unfunny.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
It sure seems like there could be some issues regarding Chris's "income" and his SSDI cap at the very least.

Lets say Chris gives them access to his Etsy store, with just his login information. Etsy sees that as Chris accessing it, selling stuff, etc... They send the required information off to the IRS. Now maybe Chris demanded they use one of his bank accounts to store the money in, to prove they're not stealing from him. All the financial information could show Chris is actually running things, which we know is something he hates doing and might only care that they wire transfer money to another one of his accounts. All the government is going to see is "Chris" involved with it all.

Two things could happen: First, if that's all tied to him, then the six figures "he" made will basically be seen as income. That could definitely shut his tugboat off.

The second thing is more complicated and I guarantee Chris has no clue how it works, but Chris could be on the hook for taxes on that six figure "income", especially if the money all is through an account that he technically owns. Then there would be "strange" money wires going to various people, including himself, which might trigger some sort of fraud investigation. I think the real money coming into the Etsy account happened in tax year 2023, which is still going on so nothing really has happened except for paperwork piling up, waiting for April 2024.

I wonder if Chris knows who these Praetor people really are, or where they live. Who ever he was talking to in jail might have used a drop box or something to contact him.
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I mean all of this would extremely risky of Praetor. If Chris got in trouble hundreds of people would point the IRS towards Praetor for an investigation. Not sure they have anywhere near the skills to avoid any legal or financial trouble.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Yea it's essentially the same thing Null was going to do for him, except Caden has been trying to monetize Chris for personal gain. Plus who can say he doesn't just hand him cash when needed, who would know. Either way I'm surprised there isn't more information about Caden as he's a giant faggot who is literally using a lolcow as a cashcow, and directly influences Chris' decisions and content. Worst of all, he's painfully unfunny.
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I just feel there's some sort of grift going on that's going to end up biting Chris in the ass somehow.
Bearmumrik said:
I mean all of this would extremely risky of Praetor. If Chris got in trouble hundreds of people would point the IRS towards Praetor for an investigation. Not sure they have anywhere near the skills to avoid any legal or financial trouble.
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Realistically, they could have "Chris" as his Etsy shop and account pay Praetor LLC whatever, and pay taxes on that through the LLC, leaving somehow to pick up the rest or something.

I just don't trust anyone with Chris, making money, and going out of their way to see that Chris has dotted all the i's and crossed all the t's. Maybe they did and they're just not telling Chris exactly how much money is actually being made. @Blue Miaplacidus speculated that they could be giving Chris cash, but he could also deposit that in his bank account which will start raising flags, or else Chris is wandering around loaded with a bunch of cash.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I just feel there's some sort of grift going on that's going to end up biting Chris in the ass somehow.

Realistically, they could have "Chris" as his Etsy shop and account pay Praetor LLC whatever, and pay taxes on that through the LLC, leaving somehow to pick up the rest or something.

I just don't trust anyone with Chris, making money, and going out of their way to see that Chris has dotted all the i's and crossed all the t's. Maybe they did and they're just not telling Chris exactly how much money is actually being made. @Blue Miaplacidus speculated that they could be giving Chris cash, but he could also deposit that in his bank account which will start raising flags, or else Chris is wandering around loaded with a bunch of cash.
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They could just be saying they're donating money to his bank account, Chris doesn't check his bank account, and if it he does they can say he just spent it already since Chris buys stupid bullshit all the time. Essentially gaslighting him so he can keep getting the tugboat and they can keep maximizing their profits. There are no heroes in the stories of Chris-chan after all
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
The money goes into Praetor LLC (or whatever they've renamed it to now) and chris gets paid out enough so he doesn't lose his tugboat.

It's Caden, caden has been in direct communication with him for years. He lives near him. He definitely knows who Caden is.
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Is that his mother and father's home? I knew he was a little rich boy. Who else would have the time and disposable income to kiss Chris's ass like this and swindle the people who commission these jokers?
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I assume so as he was pretty young when he registered that addres
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So the Adventures of the adult Richie Rich and the Teflon tard begin.

Can't wait for the first issue.

You would think that Caden could do something more with his time and money...

Like find a woman.
 
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Can't believe it that Chris is a centrist on the Israel-Palestine conflict smh.
 
Chris is officially making his own Minecraft Server. Always found it odd he didn't play Minecraft in the past.
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Bearmumrik said:
Chris is officially making his own Minecraft Server. Always found it odd he didn't play Minecraft in the past.View attachment 5439484
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He's obviously being puppeted by another group of Discord weirdos. I wouldn't go anywhere near this, or risk ending up like Clairebere.
 
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I bet that Day 1 of the Server there will be dozens of monuments built by trolls and weens dedicated to cakefarts, the Barbussy incident, the Gamestop macing, JULAAYY, the un-clit, Sonichu pegged by Rosechu etc. If there is built an actual CWCville people will grief the fuck out of it with TNT if possible.
 
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