Containment Random Chris Updates

[Xarpho's Return]

Honestly for the best, much more preferable then another ILJ.

According to the CWCki, ILJ first got in contact with Chris through Praetor.

 

[Woodchipper]

which will kill his number of viewers
and stagnate future Chris lore.

Tard wranglers are naturally going to be lulz killers but I don't think that's anything to be upset about in this case. Conversation around Chris kept going for the two years or whatever he was literally stuck in a box. We're still going to have plenty of retard shit to laugh at and some stability/socializing might be good for Chris.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Whether Chris is living there, or just using it as the "studio" is unknown, but this is exactly what was predicted to happen. After jail Chris would move in with Caden.

I’m glad Chris found somewhere to stay that isn’t inside of a relative.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

House flipping job, you think?
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When I saw it I thought, Air B&B or short term rental. There's like 4 different dwellings in that building. Then I saw the video heading into it and... there's nothing there. I mean there's a paper mill... but I was hoping for some small town charm. It's just some hick backwoods place. Perfect for Chris to just grow old and fat.

Chris discovered YouTube Shorts

He paints with all the finesse of a child or old person with no eyesight.

But is that a 3D printed Sonichu?

 

[Real Ariana Grande]

Sorry to newfag but a lot has happened with Chris over the past couple years & I haven't kept up. What's Praetor and who's Caden? And Flutter is his...gf/possible tard wrangler?

Edit: I just realized I should ask this in another thread. Sorry I'm retarded.

 

[NaggotFigger]

The Love Quest Saga has possibly over? Instead of having a boyfriend-free girl, the Saint himself now probably going to have a girlfriend-free boy! Oh, golly, the Dimensional Merge and his goals are done!

Also, fag.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Why the hell is Chris learning Finnish?
I wonder what fake name he'll give himself?


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Dear God, why?

 

[Fornicario]

At least the Barbussy is safe. for now.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Why the hell is Chris learning Finnish?
I wonder what fake name he'll give himself?


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His fake name will be orange death, because A: white death is taken, and B. His white spunk that dies on account of him shoving it in the freezer turns orange on account of his love of Fanta

 

[Cedric_Eff]

It's not quite on the level of doxing someone from the reflections in their eyes, but it's pretty good I suppose.

Oh Man, I remember that happening. It’s wild.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

-snip-

Warning: Recommended to keep the animal fucker and mother fucker in seperate enclosures. Exercise caution when handling both.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Pizza time.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

Holy cow. Chris sweatshop arc is something I didn't think was gonna happen

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Holy cow. Chris sweatshop arc is something I didn't think was gonna happen

They had to make him do something to stay. Can't have a fat tard loaf on the couch 24/7 and not bring in any money.

 

[Um...]

Definitely. You can see that the house is old and rotting. Anywhere it's exposed and not covered up by fresh drywall or cheap flooring gives it away. For example:
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The way it's built directly into the hillside would make me worry about flooding and mold problems. I would not purchase this house.

All this, plus this house was built in…1920, according to the listing. Not good.

When I saw it I thought, Air B&B or short term rental. There's like 4 different dwellings in that building. Then I saw the video heading into it and... there's nothing there. I mean there's a paper mill... but I was hoping for some small town charm. It's just some hick backwoods place. Perfect for Chris to just grow old and fat.

There’s factories/paper mills/whatever right across the street (Caden’s newly purchased wreck is at bottom right of this pic, circled)

Another view of the neighborhood. There’s a line of factories and smokestacks all along the river, right across the street (again, the house is circled.)

NOT a nice neighborhood. Would not buy.

 

[SecretMagicalGirl]

In a way , I pity Chris because he is unable to distinguish between people that actually tried to help him, and people that are just using him to profit on his e-fame.

I don’t know anything about this “praetor” people, but they sound like yet another group of grifters.

All I can say for sure is that he ignored the people that truly wanted to help him because they didn’t play into his delusions, or give him toys, or accept his BS.

He is surrounded by a lot people yet he doesn’t realize he is the most alone now. Then again, after what he did, perhaps he doesn’t deserve any pity, or sympathy.

 

[frozen_runner]

Caden sounds like "Aiden," and he looks like a fat pooner. Coincidence?!

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I don’t know anything about this orator people, but they sound like yet another group of grifters.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Praetor

 

[Sniperwoof]

They're going to rape him now that they lured him into the trap house aren't they?

 

[Merry]

Chris learning Finnish checks out; it's the language of the ultimate autismo