Containment Random Chris Updates

[TooManyKittens]

Alright.. speculation time...

1. Caden pecks dad is the one we've found and is deceased. And also one I found a linked in for. The job history leads me to believe that his dad wasn't raking in bank towards the end of his life. But assuming the guy had life insurance that paid out, or substantial retirement assets that paid out there was some manner of money to be left to his wife and kids

2. Caden himself is leveraging that money as well as a real day job. A quick Google of cadens name isn't gonna red flag hr that he's playing tard wrangler. Nah this kid has scholarships and a dead dad. He's an up and comer and if caden himself can dress neatly and play nice he probably is working a regular job while he also plays at having the other llcs and runs praetor on the side. Alt theory- the other llcs make some form of money and are the job. Im curious what the biohazard disposal one actually does or wintermute. Someone has taught this guy some reasonable financial saavy to have seperate llcs for seperate interests and for him to have the leverage to buy even a cheap home at his age.

3. Caden is playing landlord on top. If he's clever he's charging Chris rent or saying it comes out of Chris cut of profits off store sales. He might be offering a section of the house to someone else in exchange for on premises occasional tard wrangling which is also a sweet deal for one of his other discord buddies. And possibly the only neighbor you could give Chris without causing a giant headache. Possibly Finnish cabbage.

So in sum total you have....
1. Assets from dad/family - no time investment just sadness
2. Assets from cwc sales that likely pay for the house - minimal time investment for fairly good reward.
3. Income from renting to chris- risky and likely not a ton but it would help offset the mortgage on top of #2 (double dipping).
4. Possible income/mortgage help from someone else in the discord who is tard wrangling. This assumes they work remote or have some other job and wrangling Chris isn't a full time thing. Depending on how medicated he still is/if he's still under care of some psych this could potentially be manipulation of Chris too. Need a docile tard? Make sure he gets his sedative. Need a less docile tard? Half a dose here or there before a livestream. Minimal time investment on Peck.
5. Income from the other llcs possibly
6. Income from some other regular job possibly.


This is all highly optimistic and incredibly speculative but... if it works the way I think it might this kid is smartly raking it in from all sides. And if he's that clever he's playing the smart game with that income - investing in such a way hell be sitting on fat stacks albeit not the hedge fund kind of wild rides.


If it goes tits up and Chris tards out - the remaining item stock likely becomes valuable. Auction it all like hell. Same if Chris somehow dies

If Chris manages to make all these collectors hate him, that tugboat still exists to pay rent. Long term this is shit but you're still a landlord pulling money. See this option for Chris also fading into obscurity.

If Chris tards out and destroys the house you make an insurance claim. pain in the goddamn ass but its not your primary residence. Your shit and home are safe. This is entirely a lawyer and money issue. And then you just toss Chris out on his ass into the wild since the state of VA doesn't see fit to group home him.


See alternate income sources and investment money for pecks future.

So long as nobody proves he's abusing Chris or some sick freak like Bella shroom.... what's a footnote in history you tried to help put a tard and it backfired?

 

[Optimus Prime]

He could be as fractionally manipulative as Barb and still get Chris to do whatever he wanted him to.

So, essentially, he's tuned a shitty house into his own personal lolcow prison of sorts.

As others have said, it's gonna be real interesting to see how long this lasts. Remember that right before Chris went to jail, he was punching holes into the walls of 14BC. That was something Cayden didn't need to deal with because 14BC wasn't his problem.

The new house is.

 

[normankrasner]

And how the hell does a 21yo faggot get financing to own a place like that? That's a building that landlords buy. There's the associated property broker listed but it's unusual to have the buyer's name attached to it

a cosigner?

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

If you want a language that is fucking hard try learning Mandarin. There's like four basic ways a word can be spoken and depending on how your tone is the word can mean something completely different. Can you imagine him trying to figure out if this word is rising, falling, flat or a combination of falling and rising? It would be hilarious to see him try.

My husband speaks fluent Chinese and 2 other languages.. he tried teaching me some Chinese and it's difficult. Made me want to tear my hair out

 

[McSneaks]

What if Caden is putting together some kind of home, where he's basically making Chris do all this, paying him a fraction of what it's worth, and basically taking income from his live-in PayPig?

My dude if you're living with chris you deserve more than whatever is being taxed from him

 

[JT Marlin]

So, essentially, he's tuned a shitty house into his own personal lolcow prison of sorts.

I'm calling the sweatshop saga.

 

[Aiōn]

Having now learned about Stepahanie Bustcakes, I hope the plan isn't to install hidden cameras around the house and try and turn Chris into some kind of camgirl.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Imagine cosigning on a mortgage to help some kid provide housing to the internet's most infamous retard whose history includes burning down a house that was already in a condemnable state due to reality show-tier hoarding.

Not saying that it didn't happen because it probably did, it's just funny.

 

[D is for Stupid]

That got me to my point: What if Caden is basically holding all of Chris's strings, forcing him to make this shit for what amounts of pennies, and Caden managed to get Chris holed up in somewhere that he can't drive to leave, and by the looks of things, will alert people if he does try to leave in his car.

What if Caden is putting together some kind of home, where he's basically making Chris do all this, paying him a fraction of what it's worth, and basically taking income from his live-in PayPig? Chris stated that the livestream stuff would go to "the mortgage", which definitely isn't Branchland, so he probably meant Caden. He could be as fractionally manipulative as Barb and still get Chris to do whatever he wanted him to.

This makes sense, especially if chris is still getting his tugboat. Too much income will get it cut off. I wonder if there's a probation that he needs to follow after the case being dismissed. If Chris gets into trouble again, he might lose contact again.

Also any money coming in, Caden intercepts acting as Chris's bank so the ssdi doesn't stop. He has all the financial strings for sure.

The big island tardmill is a simple but effective plan. The camera placement is terrible at best, it only covers the front doors, not windows or other points of entry. I bet caden installed them. The silver security cam in the previous post is also in the zillow list, so it looks like caden got 4 wireless arlo cams to give Chris false sense of security or keep a terrible eye on Chris.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Be careful with that. I hoped he would step on a crack and break his mother's back, but he did a stunt and broke his mother's cunt.

Stepnon a crack, blow out your mothers back

 

[AnOminous]

This makes sense, especially if chris is still getting his tugboat. Too much income will get it cut off.

No it won't because SSDI is not income-based. Chris is not on SSI, which that applies to. If he does enough of it that it proves he isn't disabled, it could, but it would have to be "substantial gainful activity," defined as actual earnings. That's $1,550 a month, but gifts and donations don't apply toward it, just the amount of actual earnings.

It's possible Chris is getting both SSDI and SSI, although I think he's getting enough SSDI to disqualify him from SSI. If he does get some part of the tugboat as SSI income, that would be subject to the earnings limit.

And note, it isn't an "income limit," but an earnings limit. This is important, because the termination of benefits is not conditioned on a needs basis, but on the basis that if you're actually performing SGA, you simply are not disabled.

They'd first have to find it's earnings, and then it would trigger what is called a trial work period. This doesn't terminate benefits "until services have been performed in at least 9 months (not necessarily consecutive) in a rolling 60-month period. In 2023, any month in which earnings exceed $1,050 is considered a month of services for an individual's trial work period. In 2024, this monthly amount increases to $1,110. The trial work period does not apply to SSI benefits."

Depending on how callous or ignorant Caden is (he seems to have more of a clue than some of the utter mongos who have exploited Chris), it could trigger this if all this is reported and treated as earnings because he somehow is giving it all to Chris and taking his cut clandestinely.

It's very simply explained in 20 C.F.R. § 404.1592. That's a joke. It's actually almost unintelligible.

There are obviously other ways to be disqualified from disability, like if you claim to be completely crippled and they investigate and get video of you dancing the fandango.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

God, I hope Christ Chan is being abused, so we can see him on one of those true crime shows. Or maybe, he'll do the abusing. Either way, I hope somehow he ends up homeless. I also hope people think both he and Caden are a gay couple.
Personally, I think this is one of those things that makes you lose faith in God. Rape your mother, get out if jail and live in a better house than you did before....? That home is way better than Chris deserves. He should be sleeping on wet cardboard right now or underneath a big black man named Bubba or Corn Pop.

Kill yourself nigger faggot.

So, essentially, he's tuned a shitty house into his own personal lolcow prison of sorts.

Why does this shit keep happening? Why can't people just let this guy live in some retirement home or nutjob house at this rate? Why's it always some retard nigger trying to jail him either emotionally or like now physically to drain him of money?

I swear, today's con artists are people who heavily rely on taking advantage of autists or old people. Chris being both making it a double whammy. But instead of being a street shitter it's some 21yo faggot.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Now I want Trump to win the ‘24 election even more. Just for the reactions.

Or at the very least Virginia turns red. The big cities like Richmond typically turn blue and with the other cities carry the state but he's in Big Island which is solidly red and typically will stay that way. If he runs around screaming "Eid Pmurt eid" like the headcase he is, he might find himself in a wee bit of trouble. I doubt people would hurt him because he's a retard but I could see it getting difficult for him until Caden manages to rein him in.

Why does this shit keep happening? Why can't people just let this guy live in some retirement home or nutjob house at this rate? Why's it always some retard nigger trying to jail him either emotionally or like now physically to drain him of money?

Infamy and the fact that Chris is such an easy mark. All you need to do is play to his ego and that's all it takes to win him over.

 

[Executive Petrel]

So long as nobody proves he's abusing Chris or some sick freak like Bella shroom.... what's a footnote in history you tried to help put a tard and it backfired?

Caden is a ween and a zoomer, what could possibly go wrong?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Kill yourself nigger faggot.

Why does this shit keep happening? Why can't people just let this guy live in some retirement home or nutjob house at this rate? Why's it always some retard nigger trying to jail him either emotionally or like now physically to drain him of money?

I swear, today's con artists are people who heavily rely on taking advantage of autists or old people. Chris being both making it a double whammy. But instead of being a street shitter it's some 21yo faggot.

Fuck you, defender of mother raping psychos. You should let Chris move in with you, so he can do the same thing to your mom and your sister's kids.

 

[zerosan]

To the uninitiated Chris is a full blown quirky retard that is a victim because dirty trolls have nothing to do but to bully him. But we all know that the ruckersville motherfucker does/says whatever he wants because he knows he's the Teflon tard and can get away with his disgusting behavior.

The weens supporting him financially, in my mind, are in 3 camps. One is trying to troll him, the other are shitty "edgelords" that want handmade cwc garbage, and last is trying to help him because he's internet infamous and they think they can fix him. For the third camp, if they see a slow in mind in the street, they will not put effort to help them because they are not widely known. Those 3 have one thing in common, he's famous and how do I get a piece of that. I can honestly say he lost all good will from true and honest supporters.

Caden is different story, he's taking advantage of him. But it will come in and bite him in the ass.

Read the cwcki, it's a rabbit hole. When you thought you knew a tard, he out tards himself till he fucked his mom.

i got the part of Chris's life until the weens started messing with him and i just couldn't take it, it's so frustrating
so as i thought the weens are majority of his supporters.

i know the part about him fucking his mom and yet he came out and blamed the "trolls"
Chris's case is so frustrating because no matter what anyone do to actually help him he will never take it, he wants to live in his own fantasy and never face the real world
(yeah some users here think i'm mad, and actually i am XD. not shy to express that, after all it's Chris we're talking about)

 

[King Kiwi]

I appreciate Cadung's entrepreneurial ambitions but what is he going to do in the long run?

I've said this before but how is he going to put this on his resume? I suppose that he and Chris aren't doing anything atrocious or anything, live streaming for donations and selling his arts and crafts (trash and gravel) is not the worst thing you could do.

But what happens when an employer wants to know who Chris is? Who Caden has been helping.

Unless, of course, Caden plans to open up more avenues to help people like Chris or some other kind of schemes or businesses he might have in mind.

It's a start but I still think he can do better. But then I guess he wouldn't be a faggot tard enabler and exploiter.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I appreciate Cadung's entrepreneurial ambitions but what is he going to do in the long run?

I've said this before but how is he going to put this on his resume? I suppose that he and Chris aren't doing anything atrocious or anything, live streaming for donations and selling his arts and crafts (trash and gravel) is not the worst thing you could do.

But what happens when an employer wants to know who Chris is? Who Caden has been helping.

Unless, of course, Caden plans to open up more avenues to help people like Chris or some other kind of schemes or businesses he might have in mind.

It's a start but I still think he can do better. But then I guess he wouldn't be a faggot tard enabler and exploiter.

Wel ome to the post modern world. Zoomers both disgust and amaze me. They managed to turn every shit hand the generations before them going back to the boomers have handed them and made it so they're the first generation that can say screw the old ways I don't need college or a resume I'll make my own way in life. But they do so in some of the most despicable ways possible.

Do you think caden gives a shit about a resume? Or finding a "real job'' someday? How many new blood cows on the farms are zoomers who have others be it the goverment, their parents, or even sexual partners predators taking care of them? Or in cadens case a way of exploting people through the internet for money and clout?

 

[King Kiwi]

Wel ome to the post modern world. Zoomers both disgust and amaze me. They managed to turn every shit hand the generations before them going back to the boomers have handed them and made it so they're the first generation that can say screw the old ways I don't need college or a resume I'll make my own way in life. But they do so in some of the most despicable ways possible.

Do you think caden gives a shit about a resume? Or finding a "real job'' someday? How many new blood cows on the farms are zoomers who have others be it the goverment, their parents, or even sexual partners predators taking care of them? Or in cadens case a way of exploting people through the internet for money and clout?

If Caden is planning a tard circus of sorts, he's going to want a few good lawyers just in case.

I'm not saying he's ever considered it, I'm just wondering what he's going to do if he violates any conditions of his trust fund and things belly up on the tard wrangling.

Oh well.

 

[RedGermaine]

If Caden is planning a tard circus of sorts, he's going to want a few good lawyers just in case.

I'm not saying he's ever considered it, I'm just wondering what he's going to do if he violates any conditions of his trust fund and things belly up on the tard wrangling.

Oh well.

Imagine if Praetor becomes like SHIELD forming the avengers of lolcows, just collect all the most memorable internet retards and ensure they stay online so he can milk money off financially and personally irresponsible people. Chris chan is only the start and Caden would be the Nick Fury of degeneracy