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Chris's car's license plate is covered
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At first I didn't understand what was going on. It looks like metal plates but bolted to where the plates would bolt. Then I realized the plates are probably magnetic, so Caden/Chris can just pop them off when at home or parked somewhere in public.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
He however, forgot to cover the entire car, exposing the very obvious wheel of a Chevy Aveo LS belonging to Sonchu.
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Why am I not surprised that Chris-Chan drives such an ugly-ass car?

Autists have no sense of style. :story:
FoundNone said:
I honestly think this is a dogshit idea, Chris is unable to have a coherent thought.
Hes gonna start talking about crystals and dimensions and shit while wings and boogie are going to get bored of the podcast.
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Yeah, it'll be boring for them, but it'll be hilarious to us, watching those two fatties try to not fall asleep over a Chris-Chan monologue.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
At first I didn't understand what was going on. It looks like metal plates but bolted to where the plates would bolt. Then I realized the plates are probably magnetic, so Caden/Chris can just pop them off when at home or parked somewhere in public.
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How long until Chris forgets to remove them and gets pulled over by cops?
 
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Keemstar used X to publicly invite Chris onto the Lolcow Podcast. Given the fact half the podcast's been clickbait, I doubt anything will come from this.

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Glassshardballpit said:
I'd wear a traffic cone on my head before I'd wear one of those fucking pieces of shit.

I thought Geno was an all right guy.
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It's very fucking conflicting on who to be more mad at, on one side Chris is selling Crayola model magic for 100 fucking dollars, on the other is Geno selling it for 40 with no value, as the original creator's decrepit hands the reason why they would have purchase value, and on the other side are the clowns actually creating a market for both the original and the substitute to thrive in.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
At first I didn't understand what was going on. It looks like metal plates but bolted to where the plates would bolt. Then I realized the plates are probably magnetic, so Caden/Chris can just pop them off when at home or parked somewhere in public.
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Why bother? Everyone who cares knows what it is and he's always going to be sloppy and have visible tard gear inside the car. If anything this just adds another point of confirmation to the dox..
 
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Cannibal Fuckface said:
I think Caden is about to find himself in an incredibly autistic catch 22. Right now he's making pretty good money from selling merch, ad revunue, and livestream donations. He also seems to have Chris fairly stable and pumping out content on a regular basis. Almost all of this engagement, however, is driven by Chris's messianic return to the internet. And I think we can all agree the novelty has worn off, this shit is boring. You can already see the declining viewership on the CwcvilleGuardian YouTube channel.

What really gets people interested in Chris is his unhinged behavior. The good old attraction sign, all the videos of him screaming about the damn dirty trolls, the gamestop mace incident and of course the motherfucking. If Caden wants to keep people interested and buying shit off the Etsy page, he's going to need to spergouts every once and a while.

But tardrage and stress go hand in hand for Chris. If Caden arranges for flutter to be tragecly be stolen by some pickle suited gentleman Chris might be pissed enough to upload a curse ye ha me ha, but he certainly won't be feeling up to pumping out more medallions, or narrating that stupid nativity play.

Caden has a very delicate line to walk, and I think it's safe to say this is going to blow up in his face sooner or later.
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I feel like in the interim, if Caden needs to stir up some outrage, he can probably easily fake some bullshit about MLP G5 being greenlit for five more seasons and that'll get Chris screaming about present day geopolitical wars because of a business decision by Hasbro to do what they've been doing for decades.

The bigger worry for him is going to be if/when weens start showing up and screwing with the house. A nice big spraypainted 'MOTHERFUCKER' on the front by a guy who can't be identified on cam because of a Guy Fawkes mask is something I'm not sure Caden is equipped to effectively discourage.
 
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Okay. Because I'm currently involved in a Caden Peck investigation and will probably need a bit of time before attempting Thomas Cecil...I am gonna write a TL:DR of what I know on here.
The big issue with him is that he's important, but I cannot piece together what he is about.

First, I have found Thomas Licec Cecil who appears to be an amateur musitian and hacker, and who is 25. However, he lives with his bf and gf in an apartment and not a house, and his Twitter, made in June 2023, shows him stationed at Longview, Texas.

Second, I have found a 25 yo Thomas Cecil in Maryville, VA, which matches what we know about him and Caden, it is also likely that he was a cobuyer of the house.
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Third is the strangest. He is listed as a head of "Realty Plus LLC" which I have found a shit ton of. He lives in Bedford County and owns the place.
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The issue in this scenario is as follows...
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A different company...which I also know little about, but it was founded 6 days before the transaction. Hmmm...
Of course, as always Thomas Cecil could just be a traveller who was Caden's buddy in MO for a bit, then moved to Longview and found two partners, then moved to Virginia, bought a house from Essential Estate or rebranded himself to such a company, and now lives with Chris...
I need to definitely think more about this...
Also Flutter, but I have no idea where to go from there.
 

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JT Marlin said:
Two women were convicted of murdering multiple homeless men they had taken life insurance policies on.

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Yeah but due to things like that it's harder to get a life insurance policy on somebody that you're not related to or involved with in some way.

And then there's going to be an inquiry because insurance companies hate having to pay out and will spend thousands in the process of stopping a payment and can take years before they're forced to pay out. It'
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
Yeah but due to things like that it's harder to get a life insurance policy on somebody that you're not related to or involved with in some way.
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And that if you take out multiple insurance policies on the same homeless bum and it adds up to millions people are going to get suspicious.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
Yeah but due to things like that it's harder to get a life insurance policy on somebody that you're not related to or involved with in some way.
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There's not much of a difference between Chris Chan and a homeless guy. In fact, there's a good possibility the former will join the latter soon.
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And then there's going to be an inquiry because insurance companies hate having to pay out and will spend thousands in the process of stopping a payment and can take years before they're forced to pay out. It'
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Those murderers got many policies paid out before being caught.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
It's very fucking conflicting on who to be more mad at, on one side Chris is selling Crayola model magic for 100 fucking dollars, on the other is Geno selling it for 40 with no value, as the original creator's decrepit hands the reason why they would have purchase value, and on the other side are the clowns actually creating a market for both the original and the substitute to thrive in.
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I’m sure he’s upsetting the Praetor lot by undercutting them which is good enough for me, plus it leaves the opportunity for Chris to try and explain why he owns the rights to a Pikachu themed Sonic recolour which is always amusing.
JT Marlin said:
There's not much of a difference between Chris Chan and a homeless guy. In fact, there's a good possibility the former will join the latter soon.
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Wouldn’t Chris just move back in with his mom?

He’s visited a few times so he’s welcomed there apparently, I figured he just doesn’t want to be her live in carer/personal shopper anymore?
 
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